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*Charlie and Nick making out*

Charlie: Jesus Christ!

Nick: What? What happened Charlie? Are you okay?

Charlie: I'm really not. I keep thinking about my mom.

Nick: Charlie what the fuck.

Charlie: What?

Nick: Why are you thinking of your mom while we're making out? Charlie that's fucking weird.

Charlie: Oh. OH GOD JESUS NICK NO!

Nick: Then what the hell do you mean?

Charlie: She's just been really stressing me out lately and it's making my head spiral.

Nick: Oh thank god, I was about to pull the “My mom won't let me date you” or something if you've been thinking of your mom while we're kissing this entire time.

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Nick: I love you.

Charlie: How many people have you said that to Nick?

Nick: Everyone I make eye contact with.

Charlie: *heartbroken* what.

Nick: Yeah. Every person I see I tell them that I love you Charlie.

Charlie: You gave me a fucking heart attack.

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WandaVision 1.07 / Agatha All Along 1.02

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Billy: I'm being so fr I am jumping off the next bridge I see.

Alice: Don't do that!

Jen: Do I even want to know why.

Rio: Billy called Agatha mom.

Billy: No I didn't! And even if I did which I didn't its because I missed my real mom not Agatha.

Lilia: Billy. Agatha is basically your mom.

Billy: I physically can't lie about how right you are Lilia.

Lilia: I know.

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List of people I love:

-Joe Locke

-Joseph Locke

-Joseph William Locke

-Billy Maximoff

-William Kaplan

-Charlie Spring

-Charles Spring

-Tori's brother (That isn't Oliver)

-Nick Nelson's boyfriend

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Lilia: What would people describe you as in 1 word?

Jen: Iconic

Alice: Protective

Agatha: Badass

Rio: Hot

Billy: Twink :(

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HELP WHAT?

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Who's this pretty lady that I would die to meet? 😍

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LOL

Things are pretty chaotic even when they're just playing cards 😂

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BAHAHHA

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I just need you to hear me out. Rio licked Agatha's hand, and the wound on Agatha's hand healed right away. So now I ask how Agatha recovered immediately after giving birth and continued hunting witches? I guess Rio indeed went down the witches road.

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Agatha always fucks around and finds out 😭

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Billy: *Crying* I miss Tommyyyy

*Everyone looks at Agatha*

Agatha: What are you looking at me for?

Jen: *Death stare*

Agatha: What? Wanda wouldn't let me give him liquor when he was a baby? Why not now?

Lilia: Damn it, Agatha, why did you give Tommy- I mean Billy-

Billy: Tommy? WHERE?

Alice: *Sigh* Not here, Billy.

Billy: *Cries*

Jen: I have confiscated the liquor.

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Agatha: Wait I have the perfect idea.

Jen: Absolutely hate the sound of that.

Agatha: * picks up phone and dials a number*

Billy: * Phone starts buzzing* Why are you calling me?

Agatha: *Snatches phone from Billy*

Billy: Wait Agatha-

Agatha: Why is my contact name "Mom #2"

Lilia: Damn.

Billy: Wait I can explain-

Agatha: Why the hell am I not #1

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Billy: Hey where is Agatha?

Alice: Doing stuff.

Billy: Uh I hate the sound of that. Where is Jen?

Alice: Trying to stop Agatha from doing stuff.

Billy: Um... Lilia?

Alice: Trying to stop Jen from stopping Agatha from doing stuff.

Billy: Okay well Ima go look around for them-

Alice: *Grabs his arm* No sorry you can't.

Billy: Um why?

Alice: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Lilia from stopping Jen from stopping Agatha from doing stuff.

Billy: What the hell is Agatha doing?!

Alice: Rio.

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Rio: Oh my God I just had a crazy thought!

Jen: Please don't kill us-

Agatha: What is it?

Rio: Okay so obviously Agatha and I are lesbian-

Lilia: No shit

Rio: And Jen and Alice are lesbians

Alice: Wait no we arent-

Rio: Don't deny it

Jen: Touche

Rio: And Lilia is definitely a lesbian because well... She's Lilia

Lilia: What is that supposed to mean?

Agatha: What is the point in this?

Rio: So nobody in the coven even likes men.

Billy: Wait I do-

Rio: You are not part of this conversation twink.