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Chiptuner

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Chiptuner

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Fascinating.

Splendid ^l^

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Here, a flaming egg

As a gift

Anyways, so Jacob got to the item room and guess what's inside!!! Not those... silly choices between god-knows-what and some other probably just as stupid item. NO!!! It's just a FLAMING EGG. egg ON fire. It was the ONLY thing there. And I mean he had nothing to lose. So why not take it.......????

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Fascinating.

Splendid ^l^

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you shouldn't have alcohol. you should have a mango. both of ya.

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new dtb update yes yes

based. on . this . image

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samuel lol

[my friend @chikaoofka broke into my house upon hearing this ask so basically he chose to write/illustrate a funny little crossover ft samael n some of its ocs! everything is under the cut to prevent getting blasted by the content without knowing what is kind of going on]

A leftover whisper, rather from someone saying it in a joking way, threw Samael into a dream. He began wandering around, searching for the voice.

The scent of death hung heavy in the air, with an unfamiliar silhouette looming over the bodies of gapers, almost too tall for this godforsaken basement.

Samael, confusedly yet frantically looking at the dead gapers, readied his weapon almost out of instinct and yelled a meek, “Wh-who are you?” Alerting the meagre man standing opposite him- with him grumbling something like “There’s even more of them?” he started swinging. The fire on his scythe crackled and burned, smoke filling the room once again.

“Uh-Um, I-I’m a reaper- I’m a reaper don’t hurt me! You’ll regret it!” Samael yelled, barely ducking under the flames, the smoke enveloping him like a holy veil. Hearing that, the man lowered his weapon and muttered, “A reaper? Here? You’re joking.” He turned to face Samael, now speaking at a volume Samael can hear, “You. Who are you, squirt? You almost seem too small to be a reaper…And, I wouldn’t breathe that in if I were you.” he started fumbling over to the hunched “reaper”, waving the smoke away from where he assumed Samael was.

Samael, in an attempt to avoid the stranger’s assumed attacks, tried to sidestep but in the process an ember charred his dubiously beloved cloak- not that he noticed. “Wh- I asked who YOU were first..!” He didn’t want to give his own name. He really didn’t. The stranger stood all the way up, towering over the itty-bitty Samael. “Samuel,” he muttered, his face shrouded in smoke; all Samael could see was one cold, dead eye that almost seemed to glitter in the firelight.

“You’ve gotta be fucking with me!” Samael coughed. “Did I stutter…?” “Samuel” seemed to falter, taking a step back. “You’re like, Samael with an ‘e’!” he pointed at this supposed reaper, not noticing the smoke growing thicker despite it obscuring his vision; soon enough the small grey demon was surrounded. “...I guess you could say that…”

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fin.

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[popping in to say happy near year!!! dont have any silly drawings unfortunately im kindof too busy playing ace attorney . but . happy year regardless.......]

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(I know you said the fixation is long dead but! just wanted to toss this in here in case you didn’t see the new patch for rep :] you don’t have to answer this if you don’t want btw)

Jacob, some advice. whatever you do, don’t pick up birthright if you see it. This is a warning. heed it.

JACOB: Nothing's THAT inconsistent in this basement, right? If it did change at all, I'm kinda curious as to what changed...

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cant believe december 24th is in a week

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Wait is the accursed paper birthright?

Yes<3?

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[just so you guys know im changing it up a bit . pretend esau never hated jacob and thought it was all a game or play pretend.....idk i dont like the pure hatred thing anymore]

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Why not use that easu in a jar item . It lets someone posses a partially unformed you so it might work.

He turns around to see the treasure room, with Marked and Haemolacria inside. Useless..... Not like he can even shoot tears.

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Looks like that accursed paper isn't there either...

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more like. more like dessert thy brother

in an alternate universe................

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[really important guys so the last post is official, esau is a Math Fan. thank you]

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so how are we feeling about esau being invincible now

Esau: I Feel The Exact Same

[i didnt feel like fully colouring them help :sob:]