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dawn, "oops you adopted me."

spike 😵

Spike: *is the one person who doesn't really talk down to dawn or treat her like a little kid*

Also Spike: why does the kid keep trying to hang around me????

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Amy brought back Flayed!Warren with magic in the comics

it would be an interesting dynamic to see warren of all people dependent on a woman's power to live.

So, this whole 'Sarah Michelle Gellar dreams to bring back dead characters' thing drops... and I've come across several people freaking out because they don't want Warren back. And it's like, come on, think for a moment... That is the most unlikely scenario. As much as I love Warren, he is done. What are you scared of? There would be no reason. Honestly. there isn't no reason for a lot of them either. So, your hope for 'No Warren' is already fulfilled.

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okay then, William wrote this post

💜

Buffy Summers is the best. Full stop. Nobody does it like her. If she punches you, you better be grateful

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Tyrian: If I’m “addicted” to murder then I’m also “addicted” to cocaine and LSD. Do you hear how ridiculous you sound?

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Celebrate or else

you can always count on btvs to celebrate halloween and buffy`s birthday which are two national holidays btw if you didn`t know. you are required to celebrate both or else!!

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I feel like a victorian man seeing a woman's legs whenever Warren's chest hair is visible.

Like it feels like I'm committing a horrible sin of indecency looking at it (same guy who had a pic of him shirtless as his screensaver 😭 )

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Ruby: what is wrong with you?!?!

Roman: Many things, I thought you knew this.

Ruby: you just murdered like 30 people!!!!

Neo: please he got five I did the rest

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it'd probably fix society if men grew out their chest hair again, unbuttoned their shirts. you know?

I feel like a victorian man seeing a woman's legs whenever Warren's chest hair is visible.

Like it feels like I'm committing a horrible sin of indecency looking at it (same guy who had a pic of him shirtless as his screensaver 😭 )

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he evil↑

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he mr boyfriend ↓

I haven't seen much of Spike, I'm early in the second season, but it's very funny that they established that vampires without souls are irremediable demon and then went "This is Spike. He's killed two Slayers. He's The Worst. He kills everyone without discrimination. His two main character trait are being a little (evil) goofy and being utterly devoted to his girlfriend."

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need to put him in a fish tank and tap the glass

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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Dear Abby, I’m having some trouble with becoming a vampire and would like your advice.

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@spikes-left-eyebrow

omg you're right BC did fix me. unfortunately going off birth control made JM very ugly to me. trade off is that my husband is more handsome now. 🤷

screaming into my palms why is bangel SO cute and yet also so so so awful. they make me so annoyed. their entire relationship is a wildly uncomfortable topic that they seem to love to bring up. I'm gonna melt every time they make each other smile like that

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Anya: fuck me if I'm right

Xander: the saying is fuck me if I'm wrong

Anya: but then you'd never fuck me

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the monster sees him suffer and she changes him

the monster sees her suffer and he changes himself

Spike: that's it im done im killing her now I dont care about the chip anymore im killing her

Also spike, the moment he sees buffy crying: what's wrong? Is there anything I can do? Murder canceled, need to Help

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I haven't confirmed (bc lots of penis pics is distracting) but I also like the idea of William having a prince Albert piercing for dressing. as a way to hide his bulge on his trousers

I'm reading about nipple piercing in the Victorian era and it's a trend that men indulged in as well

Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer should have had pierced nipples, I will die on this hill

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pawty animal

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will say it a thousand times Angel is the worst because he's a vampire and he allowed Buffy to go into danger ALONE. Angel is back up muscle and yet he did not fight for a while in s1

In the pilot Xander joined Buffy underground to find Jesse.

Xander, Willow, Giles all went into the Bronze to prevent the Harvest.

there was Mantis lady with a warning from Angel. again Angel is a vampire and can fight or at least get the children out

come on! how is this the romantic lead! be Buffy attack doggie.

I'm rewatching btvs again because duh and I just have to say one more time for the people in the back that angel is the fUCKING worst I hate him so bad

and I even remember watching it the first time, however long ago that was, and being like oh brother this guy STINKS and nothing will ever change my mind I'm sorry