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Cokesies

My wife pointed out that in Newsies (1992), the characters are seen drinking a brown, soda-looking beverage. She notes that the timing lines up just about perfectly with the invention of Coca-Cola, which means it's likely that's what they were meant to be drinking. I'm sure everyone knows at this point that the original Coca-Cola had a particular substance in it (which is where it got its name). So I guess that explains a lot-

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So I noticed Jack Kelly has a speech impediment

In Newsies the Broadway Musical, Jeremy Jordan plays Jack to have a very subtle speech impediment. If you listen, you can hear "Shanta Fe" "the working kids in this shity" "The Delanshey brothers" "High above the stinkin shtreets of New York"

It's so subtle, probably not intentional, and I might be the only one who hasn't noticed yet but I feel like this needs to be talked about more.

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Update: I now have 76 black cards and 73 white cards

Help, please!

I'm creating a Newsies-based Cards Against Humanity game and I need ideas for cards. An average CAH deck has 100 black cards and 500 white cards, I only have 66 black and 69 white.

The game will be called Cards Against Pulitzer and Hearst.

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The Plot Of Newsies (basically)

The Newsies: Finally now I can keep these pennies to myself.

Pulitzer: I SMELL PENNIES

The Newsies: AAAAAAAA-

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POV: Everyone's first time watching Newsies the Broadway Musical

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FACT

I didn't realize how sh*t my home sound system was until I was watching Newsies at someone else's house and heard so many things that I'd never heard before.

my personal favorite is when Jack says he and Davey will take Brooklyn and you can hear Davey go "ME? No, I'd have to ask my mom-"

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This is torture.

Race: Okay, hear me out... Spiderman but he shoots webs out of his butt like a real spider

Albert: That would look so weird...

Jack: That would FEEL so weird...

Davey: Spider's don't shoot webs out of their butts, they actually have what's called spinnerets-

Jack, Albert, and Race: ...

Race: you f***ing nerd.

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Newsies as things I have in my Quote book but they get progressively worse part 7/???

Spot: Lights off! / Race: I think we might want lights on... because nails...

Jack: I removed the stick from the hole!! / Davey: That's impressive. / Jack: Now I gotta put the stick BACK in the hole

Albert: Get down and turn around.

Elmer: It's on my face, I know.

Jack: This might look like Davey's service to me, but this is actually my service to Davey because I'm letting him do this to me.

Race: (About Spot) Oh my gosh, this is the cutest thing I've ever seen! It's so small! It's so tiny! Look at it! It's so tiny!

Romeo: My face is sticky.

Specs: I did it in class today and it was really loud.

Spot: Fortunately, I have a powerful suck.

Katherine: (about the newsies) they like sucking things.

Jack: Is your thing empty?

Race: I've got your sti-ick! I've got your sti-ick!

Albert: Give me the stick, put it in my hands!

Spot: That's a very nice stick.

Race: Don't stroke my stick!

Davey: Oh no! It came out!

Jack: I went deeper than you.

Elmer: Okay, now do me!

Race: Long is delicious.

Davey: You have done things to me that I wish you hadn't.

Katherine: Why'd you fold it like that?

Les: Somebody's thing is making noise.

Sarah: Do not hold it up like that.

Davey: I've never driven something that hard before.

Crutchie: I'm just making my job harder.

Literally anyone at Elmer: Why are you being catholic?

Literally anyone at Elmer again: Who died and made you catholic?

Les: I like sucking at life!

A very concerned Crutchie: I don't think I've ever seen someone slap something so aggressively.

Sarah: She took it from my boobs and put it in her boobs.

Jack: I'm usually better at taking things out than this.

Any Newsie to Katherine: I don't think you're allowed to be showing me that much of your leg.

Davey, finally selling his last newspaper: Ha, there we go, I finished!

Jack: What did she actually say? Because that's what I heard.

Katherine to Sarah: I want to eat your house so you have to come live with me.

Race: That's a little too far... but okay

Jack: I'm sorry my butt is huge.

Davey: At least it's not my weenus.

Sarah: Play around with it and see what works best. It really doesn't matter.

Race: Is it weird that I'm into this? *screams*

Crutchie: How are you ranting Newsies if he's in your mouth?

Jack: Where did you learn THAT?

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ASDFmoviesies #5 and #6

Katherine: Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual!

Doctor: How can you tell?

Katherine: *projectile vomits rainbows*

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Katherine: I'm not like other girls... I have S N A K E A R M S

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Someone finally read over my notes and they got to this page and just kind of looked at me like I was crazy and then moved on. Later they came up to me and were like "your art style is very cute, but please don't draw in your work notebook"

I AM CRYING

I got bored at work today and doodled this in my WORK NOTEBOOK and I am not sorry to whoever has to look through my notes next.

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I got bored at work today and doodled this in my WORK NOTEBOOK and I am not sorry to whoever has to look through my notes next.

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Newsies as things I have in my Quote Book but they get progressively worse part 6/???

Spot: It's always hard to keep up with Race.

Specs: Why am I twisting so much?

Romeo: I've already got it part way off

Race: You want me to stick it in your mouth, got it.

Davey: Wow, that got everywhere.

Crutchie: They're actually not mini because they're big.

Katherine: I have to make eye contact with you while I do it.

Jack (to Les): I'm used to this, your brother does it to me all the time.

Sarah: Why are you going so high up?!

Romeo: Have you seen those shorts?

Davey: I think it went inside your glove.

Race: I am your pet now. LOVE ME!

Katherine: Stop turning around! Stop making U-turns!

Jack: I want the stick. Give me the stick.

Spot: I'm quite experienced at breaking sticks.

Les: Too late, succer!

Davey: I love how the brims of our hats are touching.

Elmer: You're going the wrong way.

Race: I unzipped it! I'm not gonna starve!

Jack (when Davey arrives): Oh, look, it's the love of my life.

Spot: Race, do not... aeRACE!

Albert: Why is it small? / Race: It's not that much smaller than yours :(

Specs: Why are you twerking at me?

Davey (trying to be flirtatious): You know, I can do more than spoon.

Race: Why would you bring that up in the bedroom?

Romeo: I forgot how thick that is.

Jack: That was a weird feeling. I'm used to being on top.

Katherine: I want to put milk in there.

Spot: Oh, this will fit my stuff.

Crutchie: I ate all my papes. They were bunnies, though.

Davey: This isn't the most comfortable position, but it works.

Jack: You're not smooth.

Les: It's in my pocket.

Race: Where did that little thing go?

Albert: It's so small that you lost it! Oh, that's smaller than I expected.

Crutchie: (Whispering: I want to slide with you)

Literally anyone (about Les): That's a child!

Spot: Why did you say PENIS so aggressively?

Jack: You don't need to be shy, it's okay, you're sexy!

Davey "Oblivious" Jacobs: Was that supposed to be a sexual thing?

Race: How long can you go for?

Sarah: Do you guys even know each others names?

Jack: (Whispering) Call me dad.

Romeo: Why is making children while writing fanfiction on a moving bus so hard?

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Ranking Newsies... Part 2: How Long it Takes to Understand a Dirty Joke

Gets it immediately: Katherine, Race, Romeo

Takes a few seconds: Spot, Crutchie, Specs, Sarah, Albert

Will suddenly get it a few hours later: Davey, Elmer

Won't get it (thankfully): Les

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Ranking Newsies... Part 1: How They React to Spicy Food

Politely declines: Davey

"I'll try it to see if I like it": Les, Crutchie, Elmer, Sarah

Loves spicy food: Spot, Katherine, Specs, Albert

Acts like they like spicy food to avoid being judged: Romeo

(Literally crying from pain) "I love it!": Race, Jack

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You can't tell me I'm wrong.

Jack would climb to the top of The World building and shout "I'm on top of the world!"

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Literally crying.

Jack and Davey: *Hugging*

Davey: *Chuckles awkwardly* Is that a paintbrush in your pocket?

Jack: No

Davey: What?

Jack: It's two paintbrushes.

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Found this one on reddit:

Race: Jack says all foods can be categorized into four groups; sandwich, salad, soup, or ravioli.

Spot: What would a taco be, then?

Race: Sandwich.

Spot: What about a calzone... or a pop-tart?

Race: They would both be ravioli.

Spot: What about spaghetti, you f***er?

Race: Clearly a salad. It's tossed ingredients with a dressing.

Spot: Pizza?

Race: Sandwich.

Spot: (Standing up and slamming his hands on the table) PIZZA IS NOT A F***ING SANDWICH, DAMMIT!

Race: *losing his mind from laughter*