Spot, trying to pull Denton up from the side of a cliff: I can't hold on Denton, you're too heavy!
Denton: pretend I'm a Newsie, Spot
*Spot's grip loosens*
Denton: NOT JACK, NOT JACK!
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Jack: *accidentally hits Davey in the face*
Jack: *trying to decide between ‘im fucking sorry’ and ‘are you okay’*
Jack: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Davey: What’s wrong with you?!
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Jack: C'mon Davey, we're friends. I was building up to call you "Day-Day" one of these days.
Davey: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost "Davey" privileges. From now on, you can call me "Jacobs" or "hey you".
Jack: Come on Davey...
Davey, glaring:
Jack: Come on hey you....
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Katherine: Did you know theres a rumor going around?
Davey: What that we're gay for each other?
Jack, not paying attention: OH MY GOD TWIZZLER GUMMIES
Jack: No see I'm straight but if there was a man I'd marry it would be Davey
Katherine: How do you feel about that Dave?
Davey: …It's not helping with the rumors
Katherine: I think the kiss you shared on my BIRTHDAY isn't helping with the rumors
Jack: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tounge
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Newsies Characters but as quotes from my friends! (some of these are a bit suggestive just because my friends say some shit)
- Race: “So we’re going to the whore house?”
- Race: “I have an oath to money… and whores!”
- Specs: “Put that guy (Les) in a cage and see if he smells a gas leak.”
- Jeremy Jordan playing Jack Kelly: “I’m almost 27. I’m one foot in the grave.”
- Finch: “What in the Freddy Faz fuck are you saying?”
- Les: “I love going to church cause there’s a surprising amount of verses that say among us.”
- Davey: “All my therapist have been millennials and I think that’s why I haven’t gotten better.”
- Katherine: “Kelly with an e?” Jack: “No, it’s a K.”
- Jack: “Something about that man is so flamboyant I was taken aback.”
- Romeo: “Wait, you have twink magic?”
- Albert: “If I smelled a really good pie right now, I would be floating.”
- Romeo: “I hope a woman gets aboard your ship and sinks it with her titties.”
- Elmer, while stabbing his food with a fork: “I wonder if this is what jesus felt like.”
- Race: “Spot, if you were gay, you would suck some mean dick.”
- Race: “He’s the reason I want a dick, to put it in him.”
- Albert: “I am within beating distance: 5ft.”
- Crutchie: “Davey, you’d make a great jewish man. I hope you know that.”
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Race: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Albert: What the hell!?
Race: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Race, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Albert, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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Katherine: Take a look at this map of the world-
Jack: You just keep one of those on you?
Kathrine: Of course, in case I ever need to prove my point in an argument.
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Jack: Davey?
Davey: what?
Jack: are you awake?
Davey: who do you think said 'what'
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[A normal morning at the Hazbin Hotel]
Husk: Hey! That’s my cigar!
Pentious: You’ll ssssteal another!
Vaggie: Hey, assholes! We’ve got work to do!
Charlie: I thought that I’d surprise my mother-
Angel: If you can find her-
Everyone: Who asked you?!
*BONUS*
Alastor: It takes a smile that spreads like butter…
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Davey: can I be frank with you guys?
Race: don’t see how changing your name is gonna help but all right.
Jack: shhh, let frank speak.
Davey:
Davey: for fuck’s sake
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Esther: DAVID EPHRAIM JACOBS!
Davey: But-
Esther: NO ‘BUTS’, YOUNG MAN! I SENT YOU OUT THERE TO FEED OUR FAMILY! ITS YOUR SECOND DAY ON THE JOB. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ON STRIKE?! ITS BEEN LESS THAN 48 HOURS!!!!!!
*Sarah comes home*
Esther: Sarah, you still have a job, right? Please tell me you still have a job.
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