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detective-birdy · 3 years
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Barbara: I understand most nicknames but there's one that always trips me up.
Dick: Really? Which one?
Barbara: Dick. I mean, how do you get Dick out of Richard?
Dick, smirking: You ask him nicely.
Barbara, blushing: O-oh...
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detective-birdy · 3 years
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DC FanDome Teaser for The Batman (2021)
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detective-birdy · 3 years
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Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine
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Me, trying to explain DC Comics' timeline(s) to my mom
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#alfred raised him right
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This was funnier in my head. 
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detective-birdy · 3 years
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Age-reversed Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick.
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detective-birdy · 3 years
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Jason: *shoots gun in house*
Tim: *falls off his seat* THIS IS WHY BRUCE DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
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detective-birdy · 4 years
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Clois + Fifty Shades of Red and Blue
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#mood
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detective-birdy · 4 years
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The United States was built on “freedom of religion” and “freedom of speech.” Imposing on that breaks both of those things that are one of the major things that make this country great. With that logic, you’re going to start censoring ALL the religion that is not your own. Because “error has no rights.” That sounds scary like what happened in WW2.
Living with those who are different are what forces you to be so passionate about what you believe. If we all are the same, then there is no preaching, there is no spreading God’s word to people. And whether some people like it or not, atheism is a form of a religion or belief. That doesn’t mean you can’t minster to them. Same with people who believe in another religion than you. It doesn’t mean you can’t minster to them and spread your faith. But you have to be willing to hear them out as well or else they’ll never listen to you. Getting the government to control what you do and do not believe in and filtering out things that they don’t want you to hear sounds scary like communism. And we should avoid it at all costs. I am not trying to be disrespectful, but am asking you to rethink that belief. Does your religion honestly say that promotion of any other religions in terms of books or music or even churches and community outreach services and projects, should not be allowed?
Would you censor books that promote atheism or agnosticism?
Absolutely I would, anon. Error has no rights. It shouldn’t be illegal to be an atheist or agnostic but nobody has a right to promote such ideas.
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detective-birdy · 4 years
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Dick Grayson in his Robin days went through a phase where he did most tasks while in a handstand. eating, getting dressed, walking around. Bruce Hated it.
@noartificialfruitjuice
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detective-birdy · 4 years
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Hey users of Porn Hub: can you swear that you never watched any videos featuring this child?
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Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious
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This is a strong competitor for cutest thing I’ve ever seen
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