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hold me accountable cause im due for another painting
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I can't seem to finish a drawing but at least I can start them! so that's progress
#:) my rogue im playing in bg3#she looks nothing like this but im feeling the color magenta rn so im gonna change her appearance
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Brain traveling at speeds one William moles per hour
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Asking for a decaf at a coffee shop when you're extremely caffeine sensitive sucks so bad cause they don't do it like, half the time. They just give you full caff. It's like if you go to a place where they sell water and then water with evil ghosts in it and you say please just regular water, hold the evil ghosts, and the underpaid worker who you tipped 30% on a single cup says "ok" and then puts evil ghosts in your beverage remorselessly
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sometimes my perfume, i cant smell it. sometimes i can and its like, fine. and sometimes it smells exactly like it did as a sample in my sisters teen vogue magazine when i decided it was my favorite as a kid. god.
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I cannot be trusted to keep plants alive to save my life
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>showered so I wouldn't smell bad at work after working out
>spills tomato and onion juice on myself the second I enter the building
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fuck that reminds me, i need to add a lot of old characters to artfight
#we are busting dinami out of the vault its been like seven years#its fine she busted out of a stone coffin after 2k years seven years is nothing#dinami my friend dinami
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wild to a) have a christmas dnd elf and b) to only ever draw her when the temps rise above 90F where i live
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maybe the real reason im artblocked forever is cuz im not drawing isolda all the time like i used to
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Artfight is gonna go so fucking hard this year
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I made a shadowheart pixel a year ago, but redid 'cause I'm finally playing bg3
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I went to the store the other day to buy a pot for spaghetti and I had a guy approach me in the parking lot. He started trying to sell me these air fresheners he makes from wood shavings but I was like "sorry man, I spent all my funny money on a pot." To which he replied he would be down to trade. If I gave him one of my blunts, he would give me an air freshener. To which I had to hold up my spaghetti pot and clarify, "Not Pot. A Pot. For cooking." And he nodded and left. I dont smoke but as someone who's been to a dispensary a blunt costs a Fucking lot more than an air freshener, which is neither here nor there.
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