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Meanwhile, In the Devildom...#7
Mammon, running into the kitchen: HELP! I TOLD MC I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Belphie, pouring milk directly into the cereal box: And you thought I could help?
#obey me shall we date#obey me brothers#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shenanigans#obeyme#obey me mammon#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor#I don't think either of them are canonically known as good cooks#but they aren't as bad as solomon#no on is as bad solomon#this is based off that one meme
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Meanwhile, In the Devildom...#6
In the "12" Group Chat Mammon: so we might have a problem Lucifer: What do you mean, "might"? Either there is a problem, or there is not. Mammon: well IF there is a problem, big if, it ain't my fault Lucifer: What did you do? Thirteen minutes later... Lucifer: MAMMONNNNNNN
#obey me shall we date#obey me brothers#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shenanigans#obeyme#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#mammon my problematic baby#can you tell hes one of my favs#can you hear lucifer screaming#why does their dynamic remind me of dave and alvin from alvin and the chipmunks
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Meanwhile, In the Devildom... #5
Mammon: Look, why would I ever care about some dumb human?! I am the GREAT MAMMON! What is one human compared to- MC: *sneezes* Mammon: OH MY GOD YOU'RE DYING PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME YOU ARE THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT-
#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#obeyme#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me brothers#devildom#obey me shenanigans#i love mammon hes so precious
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Meanwhile, In the Devildom...#4
Luke, yelling: What are you, five?!
Solomon: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Luke:...
Luke: *starts crying*
Solomon: It was a joke-
Simeon: I see you have chosen death.
#obeyme#obey me shall we date#obey me luke#obey me simeon#obey me incorrect quotes#devildom#obey me brothers#obey me purgatory hall#obey me shenanigans
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Meanwhile, In the Devildom...#3
*Slight lesson 16 spoilers*
Levi, texting: MC where are you? You were supposed to come play video games with me! Do you not like me anymore?
Belphie, replying on MC's phone: *attaches image* MC is dead.
Levi: So you do hate me!
Belphie,irl: wtf
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me shenanigans#obey me belphie#obey me levi#obey me leviathan#obey me belphegor#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me mc#obey me imagines#obey me scenarios#obey me lesson 16#obey me brothers
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Meanwhile In The Devildom... #2
Asmo, smiling flirtatiously: So, come here often?
MC: This is my room.
Asmo: And?
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me shenanigans#obey me brothers#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me mc#obey me asmo x mc#damnit asmo
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Meanwhile, In The Devildom... #1
Belphie: Who are you to judge what I do in my spare time?
Mammon: MURDER ISN’T A FUCKING HOBBY YOU PSYCHOPATH!
Satan: Of course it's not.
Mammon: SEE?! Thank yo-
Satan: That's only when they're able to link you to the crime.
Mammon:
#obey me#obeyme#obey me shall we date#obey me shenanigans#devildom#obey me brothers#obey me mammon#obey me satan#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor#demon brothers
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