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[a broken coffee maker is on the table]

Nick: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Steve: I did. I broke-

Nick: No, no you didn't. Stark?

Tony: Don't look at me. Look at Barton.

Clint: What?? I didn't break it.

Tony: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken??

Clint: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Tony: *leans towards Clint* Suspicious.

Clint: No, it's not!

Maria: If it matters- probably not, but... Romanoff was the last one to use it.

Natasha: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Maria: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Natasha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Hill!

Steve: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nick.

Nick: No! Who broke it?!

Clint: Sir? Banner has been awfully quiet-

Bruce: Really?!

Clint: Yeah, really!

Bruce: Oh my god! Really?!

Everyone: *starts arguing*

Nick, in another room: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Nick: *monitors the Avengers arguing from the CCTV camera* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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[a broken coffee maker is on the table]

Nick: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Steve: I did. I broke-

Nick: No, no you didn't. Stark?

Tony: Don't look at me. Look at Barton.

Clint: What?? I didn't break it.

Tony: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken??

Clint: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Tony: *leans towards Clint* Suspicious.

Clint: No, it's not!

Maria: If it matters- probably not, but... Romanoff was the last one to use it.

Natasha: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Maria: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Natasha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Hill!

Steve: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nick.

Nick: No! Who broke it?!

Clint: Sir? Banner has been awfully quiet-

Bruce: Really?!

Clint: Yeah, really!

Bruce: Oh my god! Really?!

Everyone: *starts arguing*

Nick, in another room: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Nick: *monitors the Avengers arguing from the CCTV camera* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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OOC: AT WORK

Hello lovelies! I’m at work today so ya know what that means

TAG YOUR SHIT PEOPLE!!! 

I will be at work from 8:00 am - 2:30 pm EST 

After that I’m going home and hopefully getting to relax a bit before anything else happens. In the meantime I will sit here and plot a terrible plot on how to eliminate the use for staplers because fuck that shit. 

-flops- It feels like it’s gonna be a long ass day. >.<

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seeing your mutuals post but not being able to reply 

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//Oh oh guys before I forget. If ya haven’t noticed I’m over on my Brock blog today, so get thee over to @crossedmybones cause that’s where I’m gonna be. 

Hopefully I can get something productive done? Idk. We’ll also see if maybe MAYBE Bucky wants to come out and play too but I’ll let you guys know. 

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We’ll survive, you and I.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, “More Than Just A House” 

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You’re trying to leave yourself behind, but you can’t. The more you try to run away from yourself, the more you’ll have yourself with you.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Adjuster” 

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We’ll survive, you and I.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, “More Than Just A House” 

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You’re trying to leave yourself behind, but you can’t. The more you try to run away from yourself, the more you’ll have yourself with you.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Adjuster” 

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I walked, talked, ate, drank, fell in love and out of love faster than anybody I ever knew.

Jeff Buckley 

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“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

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a quick list of things every roleplayer should know

empathicstars:

- the word “dependent” does not have an “a” in it

- when making a page in theme editor, click “show a link to this page” to make the page available in mobile 

- to make something in small font, highlight the text you want small and use “ctrl” + “shift” + “-” 

- to highlight all the words in your post, use “ctrl” + “a” 

- if you need to move something to another post and you need to carry over someone’s icon, move the other user’s picture over by right clicking it, clicking either “copy image” or “copy image URL”, and pasting it in the new post. ( alternatively, you can also change it to HTML and use this code. <figure><img src=“URL OF PICTURE HERE”></figure> )

- to change a size of an image in post, ad height and width to the picture coding. <figure><img src=“URL OF PICTURE HERE” data-orig-height=“THE HEIGHT YOU WANT” data-orig-width=“THE WIDTH YOU WANT” alt=“image” /></figure>

- if you @ someone in a post but save it to drafts or edit it later, it will untag them. you will need to @ them again. 

- mass tag replacer ( there is also one included in X-Kit, along with other things such as automatic tagging, blacklist, etc ) 

- you’re going to need to manually place blockquotes around images. to do so, go into the HTML and put the coding of <blockquote> around the image, and then </blockquote> when the image or group of text is done ( if after the image, it’s usually after </figure> ). Sometimes, however, the “<figure>” coding will break and will stop a blockquote right then and there, so you may need to remove it. you cannot go back to “rich text” after putting a blockquote around a picture, as it will delete it. merely click the little arrow down from ‘post’, click ‘preview on blog’, and when it’s satisfactory, click ‘post’ with it still in HTML. 

- before every single reply, read someone’s rules just to clarify you are not overstepping boundaries in any way! 

- NEVER REBLOG AS LINK. ALWAYS REBLOG AS TEXT. 

- to make regular sized and small font the same size on your blog, use this code after the end brace of “body” :    sup, small, sub {    font-size:DESIRED FONT SIZE HEREpx;}

- general etiquette is two replies to one post – the person’s previous reply and your reply. this means reblogging asks often breaks etiquette, and should be moved to new posts. 

- when changing URLs, keep your old URL and use this code for a redirect page. not only will it redirect users to your new page, it will also redirect them to the page they were trying to reach but on your new page. ( for example, if they were going to OLDURL.tumblr.com/ask, it’ll redirect to NEWURL.tumblr.com/ask )

- if you’re trying to send an ask but someone’s theme prevents you from seeing the full ask box and thus hitting “send”, use THEIRURL.tumblr.com/ask/mobile. also works for submit. 

- only the first 5 tags in a new post actually will show up in Tumblr tags

- you are a fantastic roleplayer and should not sell yourself short  (✿◠‿◠)

    FOR MORE INFORMATION ON ROLEPLAYING, SUCH AS THEME BUILDING, TAGGING, TRACKING TAGS, TERMINOLOGY, AND ETIQUETTE, ETC., CHECK OUT THIS LINK

if you are mobile and unable to cut posts, it has been suggested to tag #uncut or #mobile or some variation…(perhaps #mobile reply), something your followers can blacklist so they don’t have to see a long reblog string and something that alerts your partner that you’re unable to cut posts.

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The Face of an Elephant Emerges from a Cliff in Iceland

Located on the coast of Iceland on the island Heimaey, the face of an elephant mysteriously appears. Created from natural rock formations, the mountainous shape is composed mainly of basalt rock, which oddly resemble the texture of an elephant’s skin. View more photographs of the stunning natural phenomenon on Flickr.