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⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ my intro
To all of my lovely fans who don’t know me, hello! My name is Kai, or you could call me Two time. I am currently hyper fixated on Forsaken, but my main interest is Two Time. I am also their biggest fan, and I’m making a shrine of them soon :) DMs are open if you need anything.
What I can write!
First, I do not like writing character x character, due to my major fear that I might mischaracter someone. Does that mean I won’t write character x character? No. If you will ask me to write that, PLEASE give me some info or a wiki link for said characters, even if I know them well.
Second, I will only write MY FANDOMS. This is because I like to stay in my comfort zone, and again, I hate to accidentally mischaracter someone. :(
Lastly, I can (and mostly will) do oc x canon. Just please include pictures and personality traits and said oc!
Fandoms
forsaken
crk
dandy’s world
threadville
the owl house
pjsk
dead rails (?)
enas dream bbq
ultrakill
DNI
proshippers, irl yanderes, just weird people in general, yumeshipper hates, my fucking ex named cheese who abused me. will more add over time
<3 random stuff
#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#𐔌 . kairo’s~fanfics ! ୧#𐔌 . kairo’s~rambles ! ୧#two time roblox#two time forsaken
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I’m doing a rebrand soon btw, but SNEAK PEEK!!!! new writing may be peak guys.
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no guys I did NOT forgot you, I’m just so super drained. new fics coming soon
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🤤 guys I wanna write about eternal sugar now
eternal sugar cookie x reader

"what has you lost in thought?"
eternal sugar cookie observed you as she played a gentle melody on her harp. she layed next to where you sat, her large wings provided you shade from the sun that was set high amongst her eternal paradise.
you had been separated from hollyberry cookie the moment you had reached eternal sugar cookie's territory. you had foolishly followed the sound of a sweet melody in the distance, unaware that your path would lead you right to the arms of the slothful beast.
from what hollyberry cookie had been told about the beast cookies in pure vanilla cookie's letter, the beast cookies were dangerous and ruthless beings. they would show no mercy to gain back the other half of their soul jam.
your queen had warned you to stick close, but that sweet melody was too hard to ignore. now here you were, in front of the beast of sloth.
you were expecting mockery to slip from her mouth, for blindly following what was clearly a trap set for you. you even expected to be captured as a way to lure hollyberry cookie towards her.
what you weren't expecting was for eternal sugar cookie to welcome you with open arms to her paradise. a table full of sweet desserts and rare fruits awaited you as she beckoned you forward.
and you did.
you weren't sure how many days have passed since you separated yourself from hollyberry cookie. eternal sugar cookie and her loyal subjects would find every opportunity to distract you from thinking about her.
you didn't go a day without eating a good meal, eternal sugar cookie would always have the time to play you sweet melodies and sing her heart out, and your sleep would be filled with nothing but pleasant dreams and honey-coated whispers.
and now here you were, sitting next to the beast as you watched her servants attending her garden or talking amongst eachother. you couldn't help but mull over hollyberry cookie. the guilt of having left her behind gnawed your mind and heart.
"what has you lost in thought?"
eternal sugar cookie's sweet voice broke you from your thoughts. you looked at her, her eyes were full of warmth and curiosity. you hesitated to ask her, but your guilty conscience ended up winning.
"where is hollyberry cookie?"
silence.
a chill ran down your dough as the garden and its many colors turned dull. the servants amongst you had grown still as stone, their eyes locked unto you, but their faces showed no emotion.
even the sun itself seemed to have lost its' warmth.
what unsettled you the most was eternal sugar cookie's face. the gentle smile she once held had turned to a frigid frown. her eyes, once full of warmth, were now as cold as ice.
"do not bother thinking about her. she's exactly where she needs to be."
and just like that, her warm smile returned, continuing on playing that gentle melody. the garden's vibrant colors returned and the servants continued on as if nothing had happened.
you were the only one who remained the same.
you stared wide-eyed at her with terror, despite the colorful atmosphere. before, you felt content in her blissful paradise, but now?
now you felt nothing but dread.
the beast lazily looked at you, her smile growing just a bit. "come now, my dear, there's far more pleasant things to think about than that silly, little thief."
she put aside her harp to stretch, her wings spreading out at the action. a yawn escaped her as she started to grow drowsy. without wasting a moment, she stood up and summoned one of her fluffy clouds.
you knew what was about to happen. this has become a routine ever since you were placed by her side. you couldn't utter a word as you found yourself being picked up bridal style as she placed you upon her cloud.
the two of layed together as the cloud slowly rose, the voices of her servants slowly becoming distant until there was nothing but silence.
her wings had wrapped around you as she started to doze off into her usual slumber. the wings that once felt warm and soft to you now felt like a cold cage. the unease within you refused to leave, even as she slept peacefully next to you.
you had to get out.
you need to find hollyberry cookie.
your mind raced with ideas on how to leave this dreadful paradise that you had fallen into. you couldn't stay here while your queen is in danger.
fear started to claw and tear at your heart.
how can a prey escape the jaws of a beast?
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guys. request pure vanilla fanfics. pls. pls. pls. pls. PLS. I NEED RO WRITE PURE VANILLA STUFF
#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#fanfics#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla my beloved#𐔌 . kairo’s~rambles ! ୧
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I CANT THIS IS FUNNY AF



CRK ADMIN, ENJOYER OF TOXIC YAOI!!!
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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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I'm here for the delusional/paranoid/dependent on their f/os selfshippers. those who "take it too far". those who "don't differ fiction from reality". Y'all are super valid and cool and deserve understanding.
proship/adjacent dni. I'm uncomfortable with f/o doubles
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hating on x reader fics is genuinely like. so weird to me .wowww someone wants to imagine dating a fictional character. wow someone did the mortal sin of pretending their fav loves them.. boo fucking hoo people are dying
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I'm the anon who sent the request for comfort of a lonely reader and idk if this is allowed and and you're probably tired of fluff but what about a Shadow Milk x Y/N who is suffering from gender dysphoria?
I really loved how you wrote my other request, and since you requested an emoji, can I pls be 🐰🐱 anon? Thank you so much for writing my asks!! You're very skilled and nice :D

OMG!!!!!! HI 🐰🐱 ANON, I MISS YOU MY CHILD!!! okay guys all of my anons are children now. I do kinda want some angst but I also love fluff so dw about it!!! Since you didn’t put in your ask about what y/n is transitioning too, I’m going to write that reader is afab (a female at birth) and is currently non-binary, if you want me to switch this up please let me know 🙏🙏
Warning:fluff, a bit of angst??, FUCKING OUT OF CHARACTER. “Shadow Milk Cookie isn’t nice” WOMP WOMP
“YOU MAY NOT SEE IT, BUT I DO.”
You are non-binary! And honestly, it’s one of the best things you have figured out in your life. The world just seems clearly to finally just accept who you are as a person. Everyone in Crispea is probably supportive of you too, even if they don’t know you. Well, a lot of people do.
You are ALSO Shadow Milk Cookies partner. How couldn’t you be so known after dating the BEAST OF DECEIT? Trust me, as soon as you guys started dating, he made it KNOWN. Like, C-MAILS (Cookie form of Gmail I made up) going to the commonest of cookies. Plays upon plays have been written for you, and you got to see them all.
When you transitioned and told him about it, well, he was the definition of supportive. He immediately understood the change and made a PROMISE that he would only call you by what you would prefer to be called. And if he ever broke this promise, you could break every single one of his fingers.
“I pinky promise.” He said, a silly but truthful look on his face. “And how do I know you’re not lying, hm?” You spat back, playing along like you knew he wanted you too. “I’ll let you break all of my fingers.” As soon as he said that, your pinky finger swooped in to make contact with his, and your mouth gained a smile. “Deal.”
But even once you accepted your gender, you couldn’t just stop yourself from picking out the small little details that made you look more feminine. Your big breasts were still visible, and it didn’t matter how much binding tape and binders you put on them. You had big hips, no matter how baggy your pants were. Bigs lips, smaller chin, rounder eyes, everything was a mistake. You couldn’t stand to stare at all of the mirrors in Shadow Milks palace, and there were a bunch. It felt like everywhere you looked, all you could see was a stranger, someone so distant yet so familiar.
One day, while changing into some clothing, you couldn’t help but too stare into your only mirror in your room. It was small one, but big enough so you could see your upper half. You looked over all of your features, from your face to your chest, and you could feel your cheeks heat up. Not from only being in a binder and some boxers, but from angry. You couldn’t FATHOM why the witches made you look like this.
As the feeling of rage consumed your mind, you suddenly PUNCHED your mirror, “SHIT!” You screamed. Glass shards went everywhere, into the floor, and some cut open your skin. You yelped in pain, and clutched your fist. You know you had some bandages in your room, but as you were scanning around, a blue jester cookie rolled in loudly.
You assumed that he already knowing what happened to your fist, since your scream was pretty loud.He flew over, and held your bleeding hand in his. “Aw.. my poor doll. Let’s go get your hand wrapped up..!” He mumbled, trying to still act silly, possibly to cheer you up.
He gently swinging you around and started dragging you by your wrist, trying to not to hurt you more then you are. Once at the palaces medical center, (trust me, you were shocked once you told out he had one) he basically shoved you into a blue chair. It was similar to ones in nurses offices, but this one was softer.
Shadow Milk grabbed some of those bandages wraps, and starting to put some over your now starting to bruise knuckles. You could feel his eyes on you, like he was trying to read through you, and why would do such a thing.
“Sorry for uhm..” You stop, trying to decide if you should apologize, “breaking your mirror..?” You whispered, it sounding more like a question than an apology. It was true that it was his mirror that he gifted you, but you also knew it was true that he said he could remove it if you wanted him too..
“Nonsense. I really don’t care, actually!~” He said, but then continued. “Well- about the mirror, I do care about you still.” You knew he still cared about you, but you found it funny that he still had to make it clear.
“But.. why DID you punch it?” He questioned. You knew he would see straight through his lies, so you were just gonna come clean about the truth. You just hated that you had to.. talk about all of this.
“Uhm.. Gender Dysphoria..?” You answered, with a slight giggle to your voice. You then continued after, thinking you should explain yourself a bit more. “I just HATE how my body looks so..feminine? I just feel like I’m not a real enby..”
Shadow Milk Cookie, shoved his silly attitude OUT the window. He himself could relate to all of this. With all of his shape shifting, it is just hard to pick a gender. (Shadow Milk is genderfluid canon)
He sighed, and finished wrapping up your knuckles so he could cup your cheeks like you were a little baby. Then, he spoke, “My little star. You need to realize that your appearance doesn’t change your gender, and it never will.” Before you could respond though, he ‘magical’ shape-shifted into a girl. He had a long silky dress, and his hair was all long and dressed up. “See?” He stated, and you couldn’t help but giggle a little bit.
“Can you stay like that?” You asked, and he nodded his head. “For as long as you want.” He added on. Your mouth earned a smile as you stood up from the chair and clinged your arms around his torso, trying to pull him in for a hug. He didn’t deny the embrace, but he actually pulled you closer. “Thank you..” you whispered, as you closed your eyes in his arms.
A/N: GOD, this took long. Still healing from my surgery but atleast my writers block is gone, hope you guys like this one!
P.S; I don’t experience gender dysphonia often, even as a trans person. I’m sorry if I wrote it wrong!
#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#𐔌 . kairo’s~fanfics ! ୧#shadow milk x you#shadow milk x reader#shadow milk x y/n
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Did your dad actually leave you when you were 5
Yes
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hi guys.<3 by Sunday I should get another fanfic out! I am healing totally fine!!!! Hope you guys like your next masterpiece sooon!!!
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hi chat.. I probably will not be writing for a little bit because I have surgery tomorrow! Requests are still open, but it may take me a while to catch up. Love you all!!
#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#14 days with you#14dwy ren#14dwy#solbrugmansia#fanfics#tkatb#tkatb sol#𐔌 . kairo’s~rambles ! ୧
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I hope this isn’t too much to ask for but I need a fanfic where smc just randomly goes up to the reader and starts to kiss them everywhere and also does long ones and he’s just kissing them for seemingly no reason

anon whoever this is, THANK you for this one all of my anons are ANGELS I swear tysm, this is NOT to much to ask and I love this idea AHH!!!
Warnings:kinda short?, shadow milk cookie watches u but only bc he misses you 💔💔 (you been gone for less then a hour), SO MUCH FLUFF, oh my GOD the story sucks!!!!
A kiss or two won’t hurt!
The wind whispered against the trees, blowing leafs into random directions. The sun gleamed against the weeds and flowers who came in its way, and some of it got onto your face.
As you walked the desired path back to Shadow Milk Cookies domain, you swear you saw a blue snake hidden in the shade from the trees. It’s piercing blue and teals eyes almost stalking you amidst the trees.
It’s whatever, you thought as you followed the dirt road to his palace. After a few more minutes walking, you could spot the blue and black castle. As you walked up to the big doors, you let yourself in and went up the massive amount of stairs that were in Shadow Milk Cookies mansion. Why did they have to be SO LONG?
After you got up all of the stairs, you slowly and tiredly went down a long hallway with your room at the end of it. Right before your hand could touch the numb of the door- you got PULLED AWAY? “What the-“
You knew who grabbed you, since Candy Apple and Black Sapphire wouldn’t lay a finger on you. You sighed and rolled your eyes, but you weren’t mad. Just annoyed that all of that work up the stairs just for you to get pulled away by Shadow Milk.
You both got teleported to his rooms, and he finally let go off your waist. Instead, he cupped your cheek with his hand. He started to plant kisses all over your face, ranging from your forehead to your neck. Some kisses were longer than others. As he kept on assaulting your face, he kept whispering on how much he missed you while you were on your little walk in the forest. Was this a prank? Because you were gone for like..15 minutes. “You know I was only in the forest for less then 30 minutes..right?” You giggled to yourself.
You thought that he would reply with a snarky response, but he didn’t. Instead, he pressed his lips against your lips. He held it there for a little bit , before pulling away so you both could breathe.
“What, can a cookie not love anymore?” Shadow Milk spoke softly, and smirked. He kept kissing your face and neck, just wanting to saw his admiration for you.
A/N:I do not like this story and I honestly think I could have done a better job, but this is the best I can PERSONALLY do. I really hope you like this anon! <3
(Requests are open!!)
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GUYS, GUYSS. TYSM FOR ALL OF THE LOVE ON MY SHADOW MILK COOKIE FANFIC 💞 FEEL FREE TO REQUEST STUFF!! I WRITE ANYTHING BUT NSFW!! (More under the cut)

Oh my god I just saw this. You know to celebrate I’ll do NSFW asks lol!! 🙏
#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#𐔌 . kairo’s~rambles ! ୧#14dwy ren#14dwy#14 days with you#solbrugmansia
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Can I request Ren from 14 Days With You, cuddling headcanons or whatever you want to write? Thanks!

(no ren banner core)
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AHHHH REN!!!!!!! I love Ren so much that my friends need to tell me to shut up whenever I yap about him!!! Whoever this is THANK YOU 💞/p
warning: bit out of character, only some proofread, short, lots of fluff, bit of obsessive mentioned.
REN CUDDLE HEADCANONS
As soon as you guys start cuddling, he gets SUPER clingy. He attaches his-self onto you, like a lock. If you need to get up for work or just need to do something, Ren will pull you back to him, and mummer how he doesn’t want you to go yet.
Ren usually likes being big spoon, since he likes to be able to feel your heartbeat on his chest, or listen to your breathing, but in some cases he likes to be little spoon. He has to be in a very specific mood to be little spoon. BUTT if you ask him be little spoon, he will happy be so!
Whenever Ren big spoon, he likes to comb his fingers through your hair while slowly kissing your neck and the side of your face he can reach. He likes marking you up in (easily cleanable) kisses, it makes him feel proud of himself for some reason.
When Ren is little spoon, the tiniest movement can make him flustered. You hug his waist and he will be a blushing MESS. The tiniest kiss can make him melt into your arms.
Most of the time, he doesn’t like going on his phone while cuddling. Or just near you in general, really. Ren is devoted to YOU, so he wants to focus his attention on his angel. The only scenario I can see him using his phone during cuddle is if you’re asleep, or you’re also on your phone.
Overall, Ren up to do anything physical as long as you are comfortable with it. You are his angel, his darling. He has to treat you with care and respect, or he would never forgive himself.
A/N: I’m so proud of myself for this one!!! I made most of these up of the spot, but I’m generally so happy that people are recognizing me and actually REQUESTING for stuff! Thank yall so much for the love and support.
REQUESTS ARE OPEN.
#14dwy ren#14dwy#14 days with you#ren 14 days with you#fanfic#headcanons#send help#send asks#idk how to tag this#𐔌 . kairo’s~fics ! ୧
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Shadow milk giving his s/o comfort? Maybe we've been really sad and lonely recently and just need his hugs or to know he is there and cares. Just like how we wouldn't leave him and will love him forever, he won't leave us to our own upsetting thoughts!

OMG!!! I LOVE THIS ASK SO MUCH IM GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE!!!/silly okay but srsly anon give me a emoji so i know it’s you bc yours asks are AMAZING!!! /p
Warnings; prob ooc, short, not a lot of talking, a lot of fluff, NOT PROOF READ.
A jesters comfort
The moonlight shot through your window, soft, gentle wind also coming into your small domain. Today was definitely not a good day, you thought to yourself. You didn’t know why, but something just felt so wrong this entire day. Maybe it was your anxiety getting to you again, but you felt like you could crumble at any second.
Tears swelled up in your eyes as you stared at your shaky hands, as you just started crying. As the clock ticked, it reached around midnight until you heard a knock at your door. You sucked up your mucus and wiped away your heavy tears before getting off your bed. You slowly walked up to the door, and opened it. “Your favorite jester had ARRIVED!”
Shadow Milk Cookie whipped his out the door, doing a couple of floating flips as he entered your dimly light room. He was about to be his loud self until he saw your teary eyes and red face. He lowered himself till he was hovering near the floor, and grasped your cheek. “My poor doll.. what happened?” He spoke, almost whisper-like.
You didn’t know how to reply. Any words that you would possibly choke out would probably just be nonsense that would only make sense to your mind. You just decided to blurt out that you don’t know, and hope it works for Shadow Milk. “I..I don’t know..”. You choked out, while tears came falling from your eyes again.
Shadow Milk quickly pulled you into a hug, and buried his head into your neck. You could tell that this wasn’t a prank, or a trick. He never has falsely comforted you before, but most of the time he somehow turned it into a funny moment, or a play.
As you sobbed in his arms, he slowly began to pick you up and gently put you back onto your bed. He gently put your blankets over your body, and kissed your forehead before speaking. “Goodnight my teary eyed doll, don’t let the worries of your mind overwork you.” He kissed you one more time on the forehead before turning off your soft lights, and exiting your room.
A/N: First fanfic!!! I did kinda add my own twist to this one, but I still tried to keep the plot of it. Also,, should I do an intro soon? :)
Edit: if you like this one, PLEASE go check out my most recent one on my page!
#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#shadow milk x reader#fanfics#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk x you#fluff#short story#pls help#𐔌 . kairo’s~fics ! ୧
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