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LMAO I AM CRACKING UP

Cars are the only reason why radios aren’t long gone

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yeah, i am as normal as an abnormal person!

'It clearly doesn't happen when you think it would happen and it does happen when you think it wouldn't happen' is happening to everyone or are you normal?

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1, 5, 9

1, 8, 9

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STAGES OF A SHIPPER

stage 1- they arent bad

stage 2- theyre actually really cute aaah

stage 3- i want. i need. them. to. be. together.

stage 4- MY BABIES JUST KISS ALREADY AND MARRY AND STAY TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER CAUSE U TWO ARE THE CUTEST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET NO ONE CAN SINK MY SHIP ASDFGHJKL

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Annabeth- Suppose you had 10 blue cookies and Jason asked for 2, how many would u have now?

Percy- Jason knows better than to ask for my cookies.

Annabeth- Ok, what if Jason forcibly takes 2 of your cookies out of 10?

Percy- 10 and a dead Jason

Annabeth- *gulps* Right, what if I took 2 of your cookies, how many would u have now?

Percy- 0 and a happy Annabeth

Annabeth- *nodding happily*

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and if u dont like it, we dont talk anymore. its simple. 

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best of luck to you

DAMN IT

CRAP

SHIT

FUCK

IM SPIRALING

FOR SOME REASON IM HITTING UP MY HARRY POTTER PHASE, MY PERCY JACKSON PHASE, MY HADESTOWN PHASE, AND MY HAMILTON PHASE ALL AT ONCE

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sorry to correct you but an opinion cant be wrong 

Why y’all always thinking Percy’s a gryffindor or hufflepuff when he’s quite literally the DEFINITION of a slytherin?

And then y’all put Annabeth in slytherin or ravenclaw when she’s a whole ass hufflepuff.

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FANGIRL 1- I SHIP JASPER

FANGIRL 2- I SHIP PERCABETH

FANGIRL 3- I SHIP PERACHEL

FANGIRL 1 AND 2- …

*the next day*

Officer- So, she just jumped of the cliff?

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Rick Riordan- Let's make up a character names...Leo.

Me- Okay! :)

Rick Riordan- Let's make him the Son of Hephaestus.

Me- Okay! :)

Rick- Let's make him funny.

Me- Okay! :)

Rick- Let's make him sensitive.

Me- Okay! :)

Rick- Let's make him a great person

Me- Okay! :)

Rick- Let's make his mom die.

Me- Ok- wait what?

Rick- Let's make him the seventh wheel.

Me- NO!

Rick- Let's make him feel horrible, horrible, horrible, emotional pain.

Me- WHAT NO

Rick- Let's make him single and lonely.

Me- STOP IT! NO! NO! NOOO!

Rick- Let's-

Me- *SLAPS HIM* NO NO NO DELETE ALL THE BAD STUFF

Rick- Let's make him think everything is his fault.

Me- *Screams and jumps into Tartarus suiciding*

Rick- :))

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*Nico's Birthday*

*Everyone gathered in his cabin and the cake is being wheeled out*

Nico- *looks at the cake* thanks guys...

*THE WHOLE CAKE IS BLACK*

Will- Of course!

Nico- Who baked the cake?

Percy and Annabeth together- Jason did.

Jason- *laughs cheekily* lets dig in?

Piper- *Cuts the cake*

*everything inside the cake is rainbow*

Everyone- ...

Nico- Jason...

Leo- Oh! Oh! I get it! it's because he's dark and mysterious on the outside but inside he is all rainbow-y!

Everyone- ...

Nico- IM GOING TO KILL U JASON

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Jerk- You know what I hope? That all of your favorite fictional characters die.

Me- You know what i hope? That you fall into Tartarus, get killed in the hunger games, judo flipped by wise girl, get demon pox and thrown down a cliff by all might. PS AVADA KEDEVRA.

*hair flip*

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Percy- You know Annabeth, I never really liked your name.

Annabeth- EXUSE ME?

Percy- Your name. Especially your last name. It sucks.

Annabeth- *angry* whats wrong with my last name!?

Percy- Idk, it doesnt fit you...you should change it.

Annabeth- Change it? TO WHAT!?

Percy- Jackson. *walks away*

Annabeth- did u just

Annabeth- DID U JUST PROPOSE TO ME?

Annabeth- COME BACK HERE

Annabeth- ARE U SMIRKING?

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Percy- boy, theres something...fishy...going on here

Annabeth- It's...wise...to avoid trouble

Nico- What are you both doing. stop.

Jason- Wow, that was a...shocking...development

Leo- Things are...heating...up

Nico- Zhang. MAKE THEM STOP.

Frank- aight guys, you heard Nico. I guess ill have to be...frank...with you.

Nico- You're all idiots.

Piper- Well i think that's...lovely

Nico- Dont you dare-

Piper- Charming.

Hazel- Why are these puns pure...gold

Nico- You are all...dead...to me

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Mortal- I ship Perachel so hard!

Me- Oh really? I Argoll Percabeth!

Mortal- Well I TITANIC Perachel!

Me- Didn't the titanic sink?

Mortal- The weather is so nice-

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Disappointment

/dɪsə’pɔɪntm(ə)nt/

noun

The feeling you get when you realize an uncapped pen doesn’t turn into a sword.

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royalty aesthetic~ 

i was reading the selection recently and it makes me want to be a queen/princess so bad 😫😫😭😭