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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever
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Tarik: "So there was this HUGE bear-"
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big E and malcador are truly the funniest relationship in 40k. theyre married, theyre bros, theyre coworkers in way too deep and theyre each others greatest enemies. thank god belisarius cawl was not present for 30k that throuple wouldve destroyed galaxies
#the only two in existence who match orikan and trazyn in terms of dysfunctional gay marriage#emperor of mankind#malcador the sigillite#belisarius cawl#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#warhammer 30k#warhammer 30000#horus heresy
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his own fault for being a shit dad
#malcemps canon#<- prev#the orginal image said wife and i was considering leaving that but adding a teeny tiny picture of mal next to it#too much work however#i do think they are illegally married however#the guy doing the marriage took one look at them and said God. No. i will have no part in this#and he was shot of course and now theyre married
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iron hand trying to woo a baseline but all his methods are fundamentally altering the nature of their body so they think the Iron hand Hates them
#you. you get it#gender affirming augments to an iron hand is replacing their dick and balls with a gun that shoots venom filled bullets
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TOOK IT AGAIN!!!!! YES !!!!!!!! YES
this is so fucking funny to me cause I don't know dick or balls abt these guys and basically skip them every headcanon post. I am however very confused all the time so that's about right
https://thehorusheresy.com/choose-your-legion
#warhammer 40k#warhammer 30k#horus heresy#world eaters#angron#alpha leigon#alpharius omegon#they got my favourite rogal dorn pic in this quiz and upon seeing it#i got so hard i passed out
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this is so fucking funny to me cause I don't know dick or balls abt these guys and basically skip them every headcanon post. I am however very confused all the time so that's about right
https://thehorusheresy.com/choose-your-legion
#they got my favourite rogal dorn pic in this quiz and upon seeing it#i got so hard i passed out#warhammer 40k#warhammer 30k#horus heresy#alpha leigon#alpharius omegon
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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iron hand trying to woo a baseline but all his methods are fundamentally altering the nature of their body so they think the Iron hand Hates them
#been on my iron hands shit lately#methods inculde:#suggesting augmentation. demanding augmentation. striking up conversation abt how gross and weird human bodies are amirite#if ferrus manus finds out hed beat them to death#not for trying to fuck a civilian. but bcs they were being an iron hand abt it#GENDER NEUTRAL!!!!! GENDER NEUTRAL#PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH BUT THIS IS NOT MXF#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#warhammer 30k#warhammer 30000#space marines#adeptus astartes#iron hands#ferrus manus#space marine x reader#iron hands x reader
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can imagine a primarch asking you to move to their home planet with them and youre like "?don't u live on a death world?" and they go "haha :) nooo ;) whatre u talking abtt" (actively deploying their entire legion to make the planet habitatal)
#this this a head canon. i dont think so#its not writing either#diabolical x reader#there we go. new tag for the blog#tag for the tag god#posts for the post throne#primarchs#primarch x reader#lion el'johnson x reader#sanguinius x reader#vulkan x reader#honest to god cant remember which are death worlders#primarch headcanon#this also applies to space marines
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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit
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comsidering doing a wh40k kinktober,,, (ocs and maybe x reader. maybe)
this post is for two specific people whove actually read my writing u know who u are lmaoo
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I saw a post the other day about how no other genre is as embarrassed to call a thing what it is as the zombie genre and I have to disagree I think its warhammer with their mechs. what the fuck is an Imperial knight. what is a dreadnought. what is a battlesuit. what is a wraith knight etc etc that is a MECH
#people are not going to like this one im afraid#im right tho#no matter how grimdark u make it a mech is a mech is a mech#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#imperial knight#chaos knight#dreadnought#t'au battlesuit#fuck whats the other ones#wraith knight#hell brute#too i guess
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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.
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using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/
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