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I love your writing, can I ask for laito and an autistic s/o? (yes, I know she will suffer at his hands but I think it's an interesting combination) it could be headcanons....
ok guys letās drag me out of my writing slump !! Also thanks for this request anon⦠because I am also in this category š
Laito with an autistic s/oā¦.
when him and his s/o met , he pulled his usual stunts as usual ā¦. only to find they didnāt have the same effect ! Either they were taken to literally or not taken seriously at all! Imagine Laito being infuriated but he carnt even put his finger on what exactly is going wrong here - because heās never experienced it before .
Laito changes tactics into mind games , only to find they donāt work as his s/o sees in VERY black and white and in an almost transactional way. In some ways Laito appreciates the bluntness , however itās knocks him off his feet abit as now it feels as though youāve seen right through his glasslike persona . He feels like he can trust what you say without having to fully double take .
Laito would use this behaviour like a study ( if that makes sense š) , seeing what sets you off , finding most responses funny example :
Laito : * threats of torture *
s/o : sure as long as Iām not being tickled or I have to touch any rough surfaces or any food touching or I have to listen to you rubbing paper together. Then yes you are a vampire after all š
heād do the double take of his century because things that work before donāt work on you
On the other hand , things that were perfectly fine with other brides ā¦. donāt slide with you .
Laito quickly figures his s/o doesnāt like physical affection as the next person , and when they do itās under specific times , under specific circumstances. This is another first for him , but in his head he sees how he is the only one who is āchosenā to be in your safe space ( sort of makes him fuzzy inside , comprable of the feeling to being chosen by a cat )
When you get overstimulated ( and not in the good way ) Laito is extremely perceptive and pulls you out of the situation with his usual flurry of jokes - hiding his genuine worry again
As for hyperfixtations , imagine Laito seeing you strare at ( idk hyperfixtations vary but I really fucking love viruses ) microscopes and you say that you like them , listing off literally everything you know in explicit detail ect . Then he asks you a really simple question - of something you arenāt interested in - ā uhhh idkā
To Laito your behaviour is unpredictable and a little strange but non the less itās something new to him , it makes him uneasy to a degree , however he enjoys your cute moments and being used as an ā safe space ā or ā chosen person ā
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hello my little thirsties
IM IN A WRITING SLUMP. HELP ME.
also petition to bring back constructive comments for writers ( PLEASE IF U THINK THERES SOMETHING IM MISSING / IM BEING TOO REPETITVE WITH MY WORDS ECT) tell me !! I want to be a better writer....
REMINDER THAT MY ASK BOX IS STILL OPENNN!!!
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Hot take but any diaboy x diaboy ship are assāļø
why ? 2 reasons
First being that ALL ( yes all ) the diaboys are connected ( as in FAMILY ) in some way. Eg. The mukamis would be the sakamakis stepsiblings. Although its never explicitly said Karl adopted the mukamis, he took them out of the orphanage, turned the into vampires and they live in one of his houses and receive a monthly allowance from him . The Tsukinamis are the triplets biological cousins. While the family tree is complicated itās pretty obvious their interactions are that of siblings .
Second onto the interactions and dynamics. God they are boring and so dry , I could get more friction rubbing two damp blunt sticks together also some of them legit kill eachother / torture each other ( yawn).The two most common Iāve seen are yumma x shu and Kou x Subaru . Apart from the fact that they are stepbrothers ,part of their route ( for both Subaru and shu ) is the motif of self isolation and loneliness ( eg. Like sheās self isolation) the WHOLE point of some of their character arcs ( as in different games) is the self reflection that yui forces them to do . Thanks to yui at the end they can get along and have brotherly interactions which is sweet .
Point being there is just so much better yaoi out there , like just because there is a hole, there doesnāt have to be a goal!!!Ā
Hm: the whole fact they are family is what icks me out. Just because itās two men , itās ok? Would you ship me and my stepbrother together?Ā
This dont apply to selfshippers btw š
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new discc server š¤š¼
New dl disc server for all Eng speakers
link is https://discord.gg/eG6HkSrH
hope to see everyone there , also Iāll be using a channel to show updates of animatics Iāll be doing! šš«”š«”
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if you dont like critical thinking , then dont be in a fandom for a piece of media that requires critical thinking
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vampire headcannons
so obviously they arenāt humans so thereās got to be some other behaviours right ?? I headcannon they have like animalistic natures
this could lowk apply to any diaboy ( not kanato , kanato if you reading this jump)
Vampire headcannons
When they have a loved one , youāll be sleeping next to them and wake up to the literally sniffing to ( like how cats and dogs sniff ) . I think theyād do this as a loving gesture and sort of to check where there partner has been ect
they get clingier in the daytime( when they are about to go to sleep) if anyone has a cat - cats sort of only sleep infront of you if they really trust you . Imagine the same thing but like the diaboy likes holding his partner close to them ( so he can feel if she moves / when sheās asleep )
they like holding their partner and just listening to their heart beat ( I imagine they could probably feel blood flow too )
they all have ( to some degree ) a breeding kink and a heat period. For a species that lives for so long ( like tortoises) they have a set time to reproduce
if anyone can think of anymore pls drop them šš«”
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Iāll write a fanfic of Reiji getting pegged. ( or whatever )
hello all. for some reason dialovers translations link for Laito and Subarus Lost Eden route doesnāt work for me . someone please give me the link gang š¤š¼ Iāll do anything for it .
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i love watching the two ppl fighting in ur comments :3
Lmao same and it didnāt end up going anywhere and then they started fighting eachother
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"to goon or not to goon , that is the question" - shakespere hamlet
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i feel like this is practically laito's whole worldview
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What if sleepy not awake person roll over and say to Laito: How dare you pretty. How dare you. And sleep on his shoulder again. thank you and please you are wonderful
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66706063/chapters/174745636
you are chap 5 ! this was fun and i had a bit of a laugh w it
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HI, CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE YOUR BLOG LIKE MY ASS WHEN I SEE A GOOD COMBO A SASHIMI LUNCH? <333
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DIE IF YOU WOULD WRITE AN ANGSTY/ROMANTIC ONE-SHOT ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE CONVERTIBLE, SUBARU (where he realizes he loves his S/O for the first time; whether it includes nsfw elements, dealer's choice)! I like leaving room for creative freedom, so I won't specify further hehe~
you are chap 3 ! sorry i did my best lmo sorry for any spelling/grammar errors
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things that you could do / say to sakamakis to ragebait them ( with a 50/50 chance of death)
Shu
takes a lot to get this guy riled up
hide his headphones
tell him mozart is bad
pretend no to know who mozart is , then try gaslight him into thinking mozart isnt real
take his shoes off when hes sleeping
Reiji
find some niche game / interest and rig it so you always win by changing to rules and then be like " omg this is so good i just learned this yesterday"
praise shu
give shu a gift but not reiji and pretend you dont know what you are doing
when he corrects you on something say "someones got their knickers in a twist" ( any corny catchphrase will do )
if he gets angry ask him " why are you getting so emotional?"
when arguing about random things with him just say " oh, you must not be in the know"
Ayato
ask him what sport would he play if he was athletic
tell him he looks like he couldnt swim ( playing with fire here)
call him "brochacho" or bro .
make random ( but believable) and try gaslighting him into thinking they are true
repeat what he says but in a nerd voice
tell him his hair looks like a pixie cut
tell him he looks like he was homeschooled
Kanato
anything but specifically anything involving teddy or cake
start hiding teddy in random places and then telling him you dont know where it is
everything is with a 99% chance of death so just try gaslight him whenever you can
Laito
you have to be careful here , its got to be something he carnt get off on.
when he talks tell him " i expected your voice to be lower"
ask him how tall does he wish he was
when he calls you little bitch , call him "little fella" or call him buddy , bro , dude or guy . or even " little princess"
when refrencing him in conversation say "the ginger one"
everytime hes near you make faint gagging sounds and cover your nose
say "whats your name again" - first time hell say something pervy, but keep it up ( say it every 3-4 days) hell start getting pissed off
ask him if he reads with his finger
randomly move stuff around in his room and act like you didnt know anything about it
Subaru
stare at his forehead but all the time ( even better if its only when hes talking
tell him he looks ticklish - then proceed to try tickle him
knock on his coffin
ask if when he wakes up does he bang his head on the top of his coffin
tell him " whatever makes you feel big and strong"
i also think the " what sport would you play if you were athletic" would do the trick (old but gold)
when he gets angry just smile and nod at him
yes these work on irl men ( and women) too, i gave them free, enjoy
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yāall about to be EATING GOOD.
This is my ovulation week

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Nswf! So, who among the Sakamakis continues sex after their s/o faints. Or do they prefer rough sex? Also, what are they interested in (boobs biting, sucking)? Please please š«”š«”š«”š«”
Sakamaki kinks ( Reiji exclusion because he got the last post )
Shu
General somophilia kink . Like when he sees you looking so cute and innocent all cuddled up into your blankets , he just carnt wait to remind you just how tainted you are .
Not much of a hikey leaver, but when he does bite , it stays for a good long while.
Likes fucking when tried because he thinks it adds more atmosphere ( like early in the morning , or right before your bedtime)Ā
Ayato
MildĀ breeding kink ?? Just a strange idea but the thought of you fully tied down to him and pregnant with his child . Surely no man would mistake you for anything else but his . More of a possessive / controlling nature .
Obvious sadism kink , think knifes and chokingĀ
Possessive freak . Leaves hickeys EVERYWHERE. Bites , bruises - you name it .Ā
His whole goal is to have you screaming , brimming with tears on the verge of passing out the whole timeĀ
Laito
Really whatās off the table ?Ā
I carnt remember which route , but he mentions he likes the idea of being tied up / stepped on .
Slight edging kink. Donāt get me wrong heād be furious if you tried edging him properly and making him beg , but itās just something about th control being completely taken from him that makes it so much more enjoyableĀ
Might not act it , but is the type to actually be possessive and hold a grunge ( heād never admit it because he thinks it makes him clingy)
Punishment with pleasure always . ( humiliation kink )Ā
Fucks even after youāve past out , but not for long as he likes a live audienceĀ
All about reactions for this guy .
SubaruĀ
WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT but would love it if his partner got all dressed up nice for him , and begged for him right then and there.Ā
It would be a turn on because of the display of affection ESPECIALLY if itās in a public / semi public place .Ā
LOVES BITES , bite whenever , wherever.Ā
Just an odd note , but he likes when heās thrust hard enough to leave bruising on your inner thighs ā¦you know ā¦just in case .
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Nswf please!
Who among them prefers to use protection during sex or not? Are they conscious about it or do they prefer to enjoy it? If you can you please do the mukami brothers too š«”š
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girl this scared me š but I work for the people š«”š«”
Who uses protection sakamaki?
I think they would (if they could without conquense ) come inside but I have that saved for a later post teheĀ
Shu
lazy evil bastardĀ
Like coming inside , the warm feeling as you arch your back into him with your legs shakingĀ
Whispers praise and burysĀ Ā himself into your neckĀ
Reiji
Yes 100% uses some form of protection , though with his extensive knowledge on medicine and herbs , I imagine he could probably come up with something himself
Exception is if you were married . As if Reiji wants to do something -Ā he does it properlyĀ š
Ayato
no.
He does what he wants really with saving the conquenses for laterĀ
He would be really happy tho if you were to be pregnantĀ
Laito
Contrary to popular belief, no this man doesnāt have an army of kidsĀ š
Prefers to come onto your stomach and having you covered in him , is awfully appealing to himĀ
Sometimes though , ( in an extreme possessive case ) he fantasies about trapping you with him forever
SubaruĀ
depends
Heās very emotion driven ( though he would never admit it )Ā
If your both in the mood ā¦thenā¦
Tries not to come inside but his pull out game weak asfĀ š«š¤Ā
Does make an attempt at protection thoughĀ
Yuuma
Nah he aināt pulling out good luck with that.
belives in the good old fashioned way , that if your doing it - you do it properly and take all of the conquenses
#diabolik lovers#laito sakamaki#subaru sakamaki#diabolik lovers fandom#diabolik lovers x reader#reiji sakamaki#I REFUSE TO DO THE MUKAMKI BROS .
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since I positively adore your in-canon takes on the diaboys OWO, here's (hopefully) an interesting scenario that won't stop itching my cranium: how would they--namely the suckamakis, other than the purple gremlin lul--react to a bride who is not perturbed by their usual attempts of being cruel to their pizza bride (e.g., by being verbally derogatory, embarrassing/humiliating her emotionally or sexually, physically punishing her, pushing her away)? not because she thinks she is better than them or even because at first she loves them (though she may come to do so later) or fully understands why they are the way they are, but because she accepts them as they are--in all vicissitudes--from the start and doesn't feel she deserves any better
I had so much fun writing this twin , sorry it took so long , this is gonna be a long one.
Sakamakis react to a bride that understands they are vampires and just dfcĀ
This is such a funny request . First things first we know that karl obtains brides through an agreement with the church , the church does this because it believes itās protecting humanity ( aka. By not having random vampire attacks , even though that happens it just gets covered up ..)Ā
So imagine for the last 200 years the boys have been getting the same kind of stereotypical outgoing , church girl ⦠then bam ! They get hit with literally anybody else - who is more of a semi average individual. They just donāt gaf, like oh youāre a vampire ā¦.? Well obviously you need blood then ..Ā
āIām going to bite you ā
āk can we have frittata tonight?ā
They are used to having a fight or flight bride who just is screamish and eventually gets boring . But what if the bride ends up doing sort of transactions for their blood . Eg.Ā
Shu
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At first he thinks you are just messing and are actually terrifiedĀ
As time goes on he recognises that your behaviours are similarĀ
Not just that she doesnāt fight back but sheās considering these interactions as transactionalĀ
Wouldnāt mind a bride with a little common sense and finds it refreshingĀ
Starts using you as a convenient pillow ( for the body heat + blood )
Reiji
Reiji likes learning new things , so Iāll imagine that he treats you as an experiment .
Donāt get me wrong heās still his evil self , slips poison into your drink , makes up chores and punishments . More so because in his head human are supposed to be afraid of vampires.
Does a double take when youāre reĀ Ā unaffected .Ā
One time you tried to bargain your blood for a day off school . He was absolutely astounded . ā never in my 300 yearsā¦..āĀ
Instead heād consider you a peculiarity, a very very odd woman.Ā
Heād like showing / telling you something , just to see if you gave a reaction ( think something gory that yui would hate ) and when you barely even blink , heād get cranky.
As you got to know eachother better , every time heād get praise from you heād think about it all dayĀ
Ayato
ok where the cameras at he knows heās getting pranked nowĀ
Tries his usual shit of ā ore-sama is going to claim you now ā which is promptly brushed off with a shrug and an uplift of the head.
First he makes comments on your obedience , making fun of you essentially. Only to be shrugged off again.
Next, heāll try calling you names ect ( probably to do with what you look like) . Only to be shrugged off again.
Bites hard and long , with no fight - just impatience waiting for him to get off you
Puzzled asf, this man cannot put two together for the life ( or death ) of him
Ayato isnāt one for subtle conversations, so instead of the mind games like the others , heād just come out and ask ā why donāt you care?āĀ
Assuming youād be truthful , and say itās because heās a vampire and vampires drink blood - so obviously Iām going to give you blood so youāll leave me alone.
The confusion never leaves but he is a spiteful guy - who would rather die than let you have your ā alone time āĀ š
Laito
Iāve never seen anyone talk about how fucking annoying he is in the games , Iām not joking he generally does the most random shit just to get a reaction ( like that fuckass tart in vandead carnival) thereās always a time and place for this freakĀ
When you first come into the mansion, he finds your obedience hilarious , but quickly gets bored and tries to gauge a reactionĀ
Laito is pretty perceptive, he realises itās not obedience , but rather a sort of understanding. A understanding that you arenāt getting out of here , but you could at least try make it as easy for yourself as possible.
Best believe this guy makes it his mission to have you screaming , crying and everything in between.
Heās getting frustrated now because no matter what he does, itās like you always win in the end . Heās never had this before . Not ever .Ā
Touching you doesnāt get a reaction . Neither does torture , or biting , or name calling . So naturally he comes to a conclusion that you must have a very strange kink that heās never seen before .
Laito isnāt used to having peopleĀ ignoreĀ him , only one person has ever done that. Heād think it has something to do with the fact he isnāt giving you enough pleasure.
One time after he bit you , you were in a daze but still managed to say ā hatā . Thatās right ladies and gents- this random annoying twig human just traded her life source to wear the forbidden fedora .
Imagine this guy thinking that you are playing mind games with him , while youāre just there likeĀ šĀ ā give me the hat ā .
His behaviour goes off to the point his brothers notice
Laito would consider just killing you , but couldnāt because for some reason heād find it just so āmildlyā( his thoughts ) entertaining .
SubaruĀ
insnāt used to have them not running for the hillsĀ
Subaru thinks heās a monster , even by vampire standards . To think that a human could even come close to understanding how he feels is unfathomable to himĀ
First , the avoidance is mutual - hell he could even label you as one of the smart ones .Ā
However you learn quick that without a designated vampire , they all start ganging up on you -and one Subaru is way better than being hit by 5 other cars
It starts off like a transaction - you let him have your blood , and in return you just chill in his general area
He has no idea how on earth youāre so comfortable with such a freak hanging around you , even if youāre quiet most of the time when you do try to strike up something of a conversation heād just blank stare into your eyesĀ
Eventually it gets to a point where he enjoys your refreshing companyĀ āŗļø
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