True! I wanted to keep the original word by word translation for the alt text, but I'm a huge fan of the original subject object verb form because it matches the poetic nature of the bards. If I were to translate it myself with access to more words it'd probably end up:
"What beauty I am. Does that beauty move you?"
I would kill for them. Translation in alt if you want it!
It has come to our attention that a document that was not intended to ever be viewed by the public was mistakenly leaked by a now, regretfully deceased (unrelated), member of The DiceSpider Inc Corporation family to the blog known as @catboy-dysphoria. It contained details of our Shean King callout that may have been upsetting to new and old fans of the franchise alike. For this reason, we have decided to let go of the poster formerly known as Magpie™, and redact any previous opinions of the drag star known as Shean King. We sincerely hope that this incident does not sour vour view of The DiceSpider Inc Corporation, and we aim to do what it takes to regain your trust. That said, TDSIC takes zero responsibility for the contents of the document, as it was written by an intern of a third party that we ensured was swiftly killed scapegeated let go. Our decision to redact our callout of one @d3l3t3d-deactivated was based entirely on the fact that we realized this weird bullshit couldn’t make us any goddamned money our altruistic desire to set things right, even if they weren't our fault in the first place. We hear you. And we are truly sorry.
I'm making a call out post about my EX friend S**n K**g (hereon abbreviated to STINKY)
⚠️Crimes include⚠️
1. Stinky
2. Scene kid (CRINGE!!!!🤮🤮)
3. Prettier than me :(((
4. His clones (sexy) STOLE MY SON AND WONT GIVE HIM BACK
BLOCK HIS ASS AND DNI IF U LIKE MLP, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (THAT BLUE BITCH) OR SIMPSONS
i dont understand people who wanna quit art when they see a talented kid. "Oh they're younger and so much better already" hey here's my fuckin philosophy . If they're that young and that good and improved in that short amount of time that means i could too bitch. you could change tremendously in a few years and there are a grazillion resources out ther to help facilitate that. they dont pop out of elementary knowing the fundamentals them kids applied themselves, they filled sketchbooks fast they studied art online, its soooo easy now compared to how it used to be. shit dude, open a morpho book, there's books on perspective and the fundamentals of figure studies. there's shit on colour theory that'll hurt your head its so packed; and guess what the pdfs aint hard to find if you look on the right places. Sorry to be like "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" but honestly I've been bothered by how much people beat themselves up sometimes and consequently discourage talented kids because some oblong motherfucker decided to comment publicly that this reminded them that their art sucks and they'll quit art. GET UP BRO‼️