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You have to listen to all sides of a story to see the whole picture.

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"Gazing into The World"-oil on canvas 100x60cm

ITWV is gonna begin filming and would you look at that, I finally finished editing this behemot, what a nice coincidence.

(If painting is hard, taking pictures and editing them is harder or i dread them more. I managed to make time to finish it because a kind person comissioned me for it.)

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tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

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I never feel more 'are ya winnin', son???' than when I need to do literally anything on instagram other than post photos, so if you'd like to see my sad attempt at a probably already played-out meme, the reel version of this is over there. XD But I liked the snoot view of Krypto, so here we go!

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THIS WAS INSANE TOO BTW

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this is so important to me

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Mundane

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Badonkers

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someone will die (of fun)

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ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”

moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”

“jesus”

“what??”

“im catholic?”

“what???”

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He had taken what he called un petit coup. The little drink. 

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him stuck WHERE?

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do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

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his huevos 😭

Trust building exercise

jump off flying objects (a colleague)

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if the fbi were to break into your home and execute you with hammers, what would your final words be?

Is that a hammer

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I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

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sorry im like obsessed with this guys boobs... embarassing..