dinglefu
dinglefu
Dinglefuck
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| He/Them | I LOVE MEN | Casual Shipper and Character Creator | CANNOT FORM COHERENT THOUGHTS | Thinking constantly of fictional men <3 | Multi-Fandom, does NOT post often
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dinglefu · 16 days ago
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I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS UNTIL JUST NOW, HES SO ADORABLE GRGGRGRGRHRGRHRGRGR ❤️
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(Why does this have a content label the hell 💔)
Also this is my rake on 096 :))
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dinglefu · 17 days ago
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Omghh my head hurtss.......... oughmmmgghhh....... guhhhhhhhhb fffffffffffffpphhhghhhhhhhhhhhhh
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dinglefu · 17 days ago
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I said ur display name out loud and it made me giggle. Wonderful name
Aw, thank you dude!! I'm glad I can make you laugh a little bit lol
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dinglefu · 21 days ago
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THAT WAS SO FAST OMG
JUMPSCARE ALERT!! /pos
THANK YOU SM!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹
Guys, I'm back from the dead...
Here's some recent art of 096 because he's honestly really fun to draw lol
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It's more of a practice for an idea I was coming up with. Maybe I'll post more about it later; something about the humans just randomly and peacefully disappearing one day. Maybe where the anomalies feel an oddly bittersweet peace but have gotten so used to the facilities that some don't ever leave.
But I dunno I'll think more about it later! :3
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dinglefu · 21 days ago
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Guys, I'm back from the dead...
Here's some recent art of 096 because he's honestly really fun to draw lol
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It's more of a practice for an idea I was coming up with. Maybe I'll post more about it later; something about the humans just randomly and peacefully disappearing one day. Maybe where the anomalies feel an oddly bittersweet peace but have gotten so used to the facilities that some don't ever leave.
But I dunno I'll think more about it later! :3
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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Imma be doing these short little written snippets between 096 and 106 because why not lolol
Opal (096's) Dialogue - ●
Lawerence (106's) Dialogue - ■
Just to kind of help with dialogue, I'll use symbols :3
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EYES - Ep. 1
■ "Did you always have milky white eyes?"
The slightly mutilated, rotten old man questions, crossing his arms while considering how odd Opal's eye color is.
■ "You can see perfectly fine with those cataracts, it makes me jealous."
● "Oh, uhm. They aren't cataracts."
Opal, answers, turning his head to look towards 106, his advesary-yet-roommate-in-containment. He could've just minded his business, but noo, he has to be curious and nag him with questions almost everyday; it gets on his nerves. At least he has the control to hide the annoyance.
■ "What do you mean?"
Opal slowly approaches, crouches down, and leans towards the cadaver-eque man. Suddenly, with an eery stillness to his expression, the membrane of his eyes slip back, exposing the frosty blue irises and contracted pupils. Lawerence flinched a bit.
■ "What—the fuck...??"
Lawerence stammers, making a slight sound of discomfort, knowing now that Opal has a 2nd pair of eyelids that he could just randomly open and shut whenever. It also made his eyes feel.. Weird? Phantom eyelids under his own..?
■ "Euh.. You.."
● "What? They're just eyes."
■ "You're not human."
The now freaked out anomaly revelates as if this wasn't extremely, painstakingly obvious. Disgust and tension wrinkles across the man's face like a raisin, and it makes Opal laugh.
● "Of course I'm not, dumbass. What did you expect me to be?"
Opal remarks, standing up once more, a smirk on his face; a rare sight to see considering he's miserable and too tired most of the time. Lawerence bristles.
■ "Well, definitely not a hairless yeti like I previously thought."
He blabbers out a comeback, but it's obvious he's too old and socially inept to convey his cunning. And also the fact he's close minded but that's unrelated. Opal just snickers before biffing the short guy's forehead and walking away with a shit eating grin on his face. The old man looks subtley offended at the action and watches the other walk away.
● "Very clever, raisin."
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HAHAHSUSISJ Anyways that's really it lmao I'll make more later X3
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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[Insert the most insufferable wheezing sound coming from a pair of lungs known to man as I pull a crumpled, war torn picture of an oc covered in my sweat, blood, tears, and bile from my teeth]
[I screech in agony]
FOUR HOURS!! FOUR FUCKING HOURS!! FOUR FUCKING HOURS OF SLEEP AND LIFE!! WASTED AWAY LIKE A ROTTEN TOMATO!!!!
[I keel over like an old man and fucking die]
[And then it's just this WIP of some random, twinkish hummingbird guy that looks awfully too similar to the tooth fairy from the Rise of the Guardians.]
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[ I'm never going to color feathers in ever again, I don't know how those concept arts from pinterest even do it what the fuck ]
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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Tell the Whole Story | The Crystal Gems Say Be Anti-Racist
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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THANK YOU SO MUCH IM GIGGLING AND SHITTING MYSELF RN TEHEHHEEHHEEHEHHEHEHEEEEE!!!!!!
Some Speculative Biology
So I lack any congruent designs and ideas for 096, but I had this tad bit concept where he isn't exactly human and only shares similar phenotypes to them. Otherwise, he is his own genetically constructed species. His characteristics might change in the future whenever I'm like redesigning him.
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Species Name: Simia nix glaber
Species Age: 3,000,000 (NC)
Species Status: Extinct
Population: 1 (NC)
Members Recorded: 1
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Scp-096, regarding the information above, is documented to be the only member of the Simia nix glaber (hairless snow ape). However, despite his species' name, he has shown to be significantly different and is only categorized as an ape due to his rather ape-like anatomy.
Here are some of the attributes similar to that of an ape:
His arms, or wingspan if you want to get fancy, is around (estimated) to be 6-7 feet long, whilst his actual height is 8'7".
His head is proportionally longer and larger than his human counterpart, with a smaller cranium and elongated, sloped features; eyebrows are also more prominent and define the shape of his eyes.
He has a heavier muscle to fat ratio than humans, which means he doesn't float when he goes into bodies of water. Bone density is also significantly heavy due to its durability and withstanding effects when under pressure or attacks.
And his hands and feet have an opposable thumb closer towards the upper knuckles, and have been used to scale rocky, mountain regions and rough terrain with surprising ease.
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However, here are the differences that make it rather difficult to put him in the range of ape:
His bone density is considered one of the heaviest in the animal kingdom, including humans. The impervious surface and flexible ligaments within the joints make it impossible to break, bruise, or tear. It also determines why he's much heavier despite his lanky, bony appearance: around 450 lbs.
His diet is of a hyper carnivorous predator, consisting of only bloody meat, bone, and fatty tissue. He primarily hunts humans and sometimes animals, however, it doesn't affect his metabolism and he never seems to change weight. He avoids eating anything else outside of "hunting".
His levels of stamina, endurance, and also sheer ability to track down prey is impossibly high for a biological species of Earth; to the point where he is considered more of an anomalous entity than actual animal.
The ability to suddenly gain self awareness and consciousness, as well as interpret human languages and context easily, makes him a profound subspecies of human. Some animals show these characteristics, but 096 shows a level of "intelligence" of a 30 year old man.
He also just doesn't have visible genitalia and doesn't show any innate drives to mate with anyone; it's unknown why he doesn't, even to him.
He also has hidden mandibles in his mouth, which shoot out whenever he's hunting or upset, or even yawning. They are slid in and lined up next to the top teeth, the front appearing as a large canine fang, and also disguised as his bottom teeth. However, they're only noticeable if 096 shows them, as the prominent fangs are hidden behind the sides of his mouth.
(Look at image below to see a closer version of his mandibles)
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But also, the reason his eyes are usually depicted as fully white is because he has a second protective membrane that covers his eyes. This usually appears when he's hunting, but when he's tired, you could probably see it attempt to appear.
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I don't know what else to write to be honest, but I'm glad I got this out of my system lmao; I'll add more later if need be! :)))
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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YALL I GOT A KAKA!!
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YEAHHHH&!!!!!
YES!!!
YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gonna make this the basis of a new species I'm making because speculative biology is really cool :3
I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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IM FUCKING CRYIJG RN WHAT THE FUCKDHSJJSDHHSHSU
096 when you look at him
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dinglefu · 4 months ago
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Some Speculative Biology
So I lack any congruent designs and ideas for 096, but I had this tad bit concept where he isn't exactly human and only shares similar phenotypes to them. Otherwise, he is his own genetically constructed species. His characteristics might change in the future whenever I'm like redesigning him.
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Species Name: Simia nix glaber
Species Age: 3,000,000 (NC)
Species Status: Extinct
Population: 1 (NC)
Members Recorded: 1
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Scp-096, regarding the information above, is documented to be the only member of the Simia nix glaber (hairless snow ape). However, despite his species' name, he has shown to be significantly different and is only categorized as an ape due to his rather ape-like anatomy.
Here are some of the attributes similar to that of an ape:
His arms, or wingspan if you want to get fancy, is around (estimated) to be 6-7 feet long, whilst his actual height is 8'7".
His head is proportionally longer and larger than his human counterpart, with a smaller cranium and elongated, sloped features; eyebrows are also more prominent and define the shape of his eyes.
He has a heavier muscle to fat ratio than humans, which means he doesn't float when he goes into bodies of water. Bone density is also significantly heavy due to its durability and withstanding effects when under pressure or attacks.
And his hands and feet have an opposable thumb closer towards the upper knuckles, and have been used to scale rocky, mountain regions and rough terrain with surprising ease.
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However, here are the differences that make it rather difficult to put him in the range of ape:
His bone density is considered one of the heaviest in the animal kingdom, including humans. The impervious surface and flexible ligaments within the joints make it impossible to break, bruise, or tear. It also determines why he's much heavier despite his lanky, bony appearance: around 450 lbs.
His diet is of a hyper carnivorous predator, consisting of only bloody meat, bone, and fatty tissue. He primarily hunts humans and sometimes animals, however, it doesn't affect his metabolism and he never seems to change weight. He avoids eating anything else outside of "hunting".
His levels of stamina, endurance, and also sheer ability to track down prey is impossibly high for a biological species of Earth; to the point where he is considered more of an anomalous entity than actual animal.
The ability to suddenly gain self awareness and consciousness, as well as interpret human languages and context easily, makes him a profound subspecies of human. Some animals show these characteristics, but 096 shows a level of "intelligence" of a 30 year old man.
He also just doesn't have visible genitalia and doesn't show any innate drives to mate with anyone; it's unknown why he doesn't, even to him.
He also has hidden mandibles in his mouth, which shoot out whenever he's hunting or upset, or even yawning. They are slid in and lined up next to the top teeth, the front appearing as a large canine fang, and also disguised as his bottom teeth. However, they're only noticeable if 096 shows them, as the prominent fangs are hidden behind the sides of his mouth.
(Look at image below to see a closer version of his mandibles)
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But also, the reason his eyes are usually depicted as fully white is because he has a second protective membrane that covers his eyes. This usually appears when he's hunting, but when he's tired, you could probably see it attempt to appear.
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I don't know what else to write to be honest, but I'm glad I got this out of my system lmao; I'll add more later if need be! :)))
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dinglefu · 5 months ago
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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:
Send questions about yourself
Ask questions to/about your characters
Ask about your headcanons 
Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc) 
Ask about popular ships/headcanons
Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)
Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs
Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!
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dinglefu · 5 months ago
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But until I decide to draw something, here's some old art I made mid 2022??? Maybe idk..
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TEHEHEHE
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dinglefu · 5 months ago
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Swear to God every time I want to draw I literally think about two completely different universes and then everything doesn't make sense.. LIKE THINK ABOUT ONE THING!! Anyway art block has blueballed me again so I need some suggestions before I break my teeth knawing on the bars of my enclosure.. 😇😍😊
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oh btw I saw a video of this person having a dream about some meme and this was the meme; let's make chaos :)
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dinglefu · 5 months ago
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Some Tanner stuff lol
I have slight art block and boredom rn so I decided to practice my shading and also use some expressions as well..
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He isn't all twinkish like last time I drew him (for context I deleted that bc.. EW.. HORRIBLE MISCHARACTERIZATION... EW...)
Also for context about the expressions, imagine he's at a bar or something idk.. I kind of see him being skittish and judgemental towards strangers, not like "uwu I'm so SHYY" but like the "ew wtf get AWAY from me" type yk?
He's still a serial killer and stalker at heart but when he's out of his hobby, out in public (which he barely is because of how interpersonal his obsessions are with his lifestyle), he HATES people. To the point where he will AVOID touching or talking to anyone, almost ignoring them.
Like he will take the most elaborate path to have the least people in his way, even if he's stalking someone (probably Luna or some other unlucky person). AND he's especially hyperreactive because some specific bald man saw him one night and wants to get rid of him or team up (?)
He isn't taking the RISKKKKK.. 😨
It also takes him a while to warm up to anyone, like actually want to spend time with them and value their health. Usually he views his relationships as transactional than romantic or platonic; his "obsessions" feel more natural as an affectionate feeling to him so he's... ehh... not really used to the actual process of relationships (healthy ones.)
Oh yeah, speaking of relationships, Luna almost shot Tanner, because freaky men need to have a girl glock pulled on them. He still watches her from a distance though, but Luna makes sure he doesn't get ANY closer. And Dimitri and Tanner have this weird situation: they keep finding each other in public but Tanner quickly disappears into a crowd or a shadow when Dimitri tries to get closer.
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