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I'm trying to sleep, and there are two things keeping me awake. the gentle hooting of the owl that lives outside my window, and the various power tools being used by my family downstairs. bet you can't guess which one is keeping me up more effectively.

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the funk distracts from my sad life.

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me: ah yes, conversation hearts. they're called that because I had a conversation while eating them.

my brain: no, they're called conversation hearts because you're a bitch!

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I love that Pokémon Go gives you cute lil warnings when the weather gets bad. Like "hey :) its kinda cold out uwu. make sure to stay warm XD. Are you safe? :p" Thanks Pokémon, appreciate you checking to make sure I'm not being slowly frozen to death while trying to catch 'em all.

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seriously how is this my most famous post. If 8 people agree with me I think I need to start an anti men cult. if you question me about this further I will deny it. this cult does not exist.

some lady told me to not get married. fool. I already know men are pigs and shouldn't be trusted.

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you ever been so bored in school that you start falling asleep and you can't keep your eyes open because of how peaceful and monotonous everything is and then you start realizing you need to pee but you can't move and you really gotta pee and really gotta sleep and I'm so bored right now you have no idea.

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my best friend is a fish named Margo.

don't ask her about being a fish she's extremely self conscious.

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you truly never know how bad people are at reading until you work retail. there could be a sign right in front of them and they'd still push it over and ask me instead.

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gift shop jesus loves you all

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he has good ideas

can someone please leave a picture of wario in the replies

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just wanted to say that I'm getting dangerously close to achieving my dreams. be on your guard for very large birds and empty hummus containers.

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I think having a man to give me cute little kisses would cure all the mental illness. unfortunately, men are stupid and tend to not realize this.

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I've officially completed a 759 piece puzzle in one day. this is peak boredom

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make sure to send those graduates at least 100 dollars or they'll find you and rip out your bones!

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adulthood starts when you get a sams club membership. no further questions.

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hey I got a job! now I can be a menace to society and get paid for it >:)

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hey folks if you like the dumb stuff please be sure to leave me alone. don't tell me cause it'll go to my head and you'll never live it down. ok thanks bye 😘