I’m curious!
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if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra
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I woke up at 12 AM in a sweat to make this and wanted to post it in the morning
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rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard
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HITTING THE GYM. WILL GET BACK TO YOU.
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I gotta say, it's really telling of the Morty situation in the Citadel that Rick C-137 was accused of "murdering twenty seven Ricks"...
...even though Evil Morty also kidnapped their respective Mortys (in front of witnesses)...
...and at least 900 Mortys in total (I'm counting 15 rows x 30 columns in this side of the matrix. Assuming we can see the half of the Morty Dome at best, there are twice as many Mortys as that kidnapped in total... and that's not counting the ~50 ones waiting in storage along with Morty Prime)...!
Rick C-137 was accused ONLY OF MURDERING TWENTY SEVEN RICKS.
NO ONE. BOTHERED. WITH THE HUNDREDS OF DISAPPEARED MORTYS.
On a different note, it seems like Evil Morty really "only" kidnapped those twenty seven Ricks:
'cause when Turtleneck Rick is disposed of and the supply line of Ricks moves forward, no new (previously out of line of sight) Ricks appear at the end of it. It seems that this is it, this is the whole thing.
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To Do:
- 8:00 am: wake up
- 8:01 am—10:00 pm: ponder the implied tragedy of Rick and Morty
- 10:30 pm: go to bed
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Rick is so sick of Prime's shit...
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very fast scribble because i had to get this out of my system. they're at a house party. worst guests fr 🙄
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Other fandoms: My OC is Dami'ann Culle, a silver-haired sorceress with dragon blood in her veins. She has witch and vampire ancestry. Crows whisper her name whenever she gathers herbs in the forest. In the springtime, she plants immortal trees that bear magical fruit. Her blade has slayed over 300 demons and sent thousands more back to their fiery pits.
Rick and Morty fans: This is W-922, Shitstain Rick. His Morty is a Pizza Hut oven cleaner who found him scrounging for ketchup packets at the bottom of a dumpster. Every weekend, they cruise around in a golf cart and honk and laugh at everyone who vaguely resembles Jerry. One time, W-922 got drunk and threw Morty's wallet in a storm drain. He beat up a hitchhiker at a Sublime concert in 1995.
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if ur grandpa starts talking shit you can just deck him 👍
doing nice fanarts about rick and morty to try to redeem my 13yo self for drawing abominations about this cartoon
cute little base by @mellon-soup 🌸
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Diane and young!Rick
I think about them and my heart gets all warm inside :) Best couple to come out of Rick and Morty
Also Diane making first move on Rick 😳
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how to end an argument
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the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"
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Memory Rick and his BP pls, anything, anything with them but I need them, I'm rabbid
🩵🤎🩵🤎🩵🤎🩵🤎
based on that one scene in S5E8!
i think rick spent a lot of time just looking at him and that's what bp remembers
normal ver and screencap under cut!
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Rick doesn’t really know what’s going on either half the time. If you don’t catch on to that man’s catastrophic levels of absolute head empty then that’s on you atp. 🤷
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☆UNITY☆
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