#disguisedtalking

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this is literally the saddest fucking image. you wouldn't understand.

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in the name of the father.

and of the son.

and of the holy spirit.

amen.

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Dirkjohn.

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Ult Dirk when he gets John's attention.

He deserves to be a smiling freak as a treat. We're missing Unhinged Ult Dirk potential.

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The only part that mattered. To me.

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Jealousy is a disease and it's Dirk Strider creating the epilogues that spiralled to create the HS2 website because he wants to be the special boy with a story created about him(self) where he stands in a room with his signature color dominating the environment symbolizing his ownership over the narrative.

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John had them narrate how Bro is outrageously awesome three times in a row. I thought we think he was lame as shit a couple hundred pages ago man. He even thinks the anime glasses are cool. Whats wrong with you.

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I'm thinking about this specific panel again. He's doing the fist clenching. So anime~! Wow!

Is this whole panel inverted to imply that he's in anime that his silhouette towards the audience looks like Dirk? Amazing deduction! Haha, I am fucking delusional.

WHO'S THAT POKÉMON?!

It's actually John Egbert.

Fuck you.

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i hate it when people make john hate other characters because he's so friendly and sees the best in everyone. he's literally incapable of holding a grudge or hating anyone. he either likes you or doesn't care. he cares so much, but he's also too emotionally repressed to show it.

john the beacon of hope that keeps the story alive. he hates himself so much, but he still optimistic and he continues to live for his friends. he wants to save everyone but he doesn't even want to save himself. when dirk said he failed, john takes away the blame and puts it on himself.

he's the Heir Of Breath who is effortlessly cool because he helps people with no exchange with the expense of his life because the narrative made him unkillable Or his unwavering hope makes him unkillable.

he's the Heir Of Grief is because he is full of love that has nowhere else to go. that grief could turn into rage. he's has every reason to go insane, yet he refuses. he internalizes his emotions and remains optimistic despite losing everyone he's ever loved. he still believes he could save them.

as long as john lives, there is hope. the story ends when he says it will. that's what happened at the very end of homestuck. everyone is safe, that means he's useless. he doesn't need to save anyone anymore, but he still refuses to help himself. he thinks he's undeserving of help.

john isolates himself from everyone. in his room where you first saw him, and the last where he makes his grave. john egbert has lost all hope. he lost himself. he badly doesn't want to exist anymore. he breaks his phone with his hammer, ceasing all the means of connection.

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I really like this part of The Homestuck Puppet show where Dirk and John looked at each other. They should kiss.

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If HS:BC doesn't add in the inherit homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Ult Dirk said to/about John in the meat timeline, then it's NOTHING.

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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your attempts to assign DirkJohn to a quadrant is FULTILE. Human romance? NOT EVEN CLOSE.

You are PRETTY SURE they were MAKING OUT on the couch 2 months ago. Two weeks ago they appeared to have several arguments and started BEATING EACH OTHER UP. You asked them three days ago what their problem was, and they told you they were "good" this whole time and "It's just for fun". Now they just appeared on the news for making a PRANK that FLOODED HALF OF THE CITY.

What the FUCK is wrong with these people?!

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I need the Anonstuck account in twt to die because it single handedly killed everyone's fandom etiquette.

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I took away the 어 in 디어크. ㅋㅋ

Other: 존디어크 (JohnDirk)

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John really likes to annoy Dirk and see him irritated until Dirk genuinely smiles for once he gets SO MUCH CUTENEES AGRESSION he wants to punch objects to dust and eat it with an inner monologue repeating "KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM"

But for Dirk, he could detect when John is Not actually expressing the real emotions he's showing, until John Genuinely smiles after a crying session which Dirk DID NOT expect. He's getting cuteness agression but the calm way with his inner monologue saying "I'm in heaven." and he just wants to hold John in his arms forever.

> John looks so calm and smiley all the time but he's actually very violent and when he's very mad he would love to punch everything and make them explode to prevent himself from thinking about anything.

> Dirk looks destructive and intimidating but he's actually just a guy who likes to hold someone's hand and blush in anime.

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one john analysis won't hurt, right? what could possibly go wrong.

There's 3 different analysis going here; John and his relation to POV and Hands(pretty incomplete), John whump and hurt/comfort Dirkjohn post canon plotting/analysis(?) lol. (I made these in the span of 5 hours.)

This was the message being replied to that led me to do the dirkjohn plotting lol. Edit is mine. :3

obligatory codependency gif.