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Ah ha! You typed in a slightly different manner than you normally type in! This finally proves that you were replaced by a robot!

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Why are people even concerned with how they look? The only thing I’m concerned about is if my Minecraft dog feels like it’s receiving the proper amount of love and affection.

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(Something creative that’s simultaneously funny and inspiring)

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I’ve heard when you are interviewing someone you’re supposed to start out with some normal questions to make the person feel more comfortable, for example:

How has your day been?

What’d you have for dinner last night?

Where were you the night of the seventeenth at 7:38 pm the exact time the police discovered 3 child corpses in your walk in closet?

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If anyone tells you to kill yourself, say “I already have” and reach your hand out towards them

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Hello Yes I would like my eggs

Sexy

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Omg, omg, guys, shut up, so, you know how we’re like, a bunch of cells??? (Stay with me here) and all those cells are alive? So….. does that mean that we are all not one living thing, am I really alive??? Or am I just a bunch of independent cells designed to grant me the abstract illusion of life??