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they are so important to me i can hardly stand it
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Tempest and Waggery - Professional Relationship
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being a cat lover is so funny because it's like. so there's this animal that produces some of the worst smells you can imagine and may give you bites that get infected on a whim and does respond to basic training but will at any time decide to just do its own thing anyway. it doesn't produce anything of material value and doesn't like socialising and doesn't have a job. it spends most of its life sleeping but will wake you up at ungodly hours for food and attention. it loves pissing and shitting and vomiting on your things. did i mention it smells Really Bad. and you will love this animal. you will do anything for this animal.
#Are you sure that's an animal#And not like#A golem#Or a small Victorian child#Or a little elf#Or a goblin#Or a large garden gnome
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Imogen Temult, Exaltant Hope of the Red Storm
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Tons of berries. Every kind of berry you can imagine.
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I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK
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What’s really jumping out at me on my second playthrough is that the writers of the first three games understood that your character was the main character. The Veilguard writers clearly thought that the main characters were their characters, the companions.
Every scene is about setting the companions up as cool or competent or sympathetic. Often, this is done at Rook’s expense. The companions get all the witty one-liners; Rook’s attempts at humor not only frequently fall flat, but are frequently called out for falling flat (even when they’re completely automatic and the player has no say in them).
The companions have all the knowledge and skills; Rook just brought them all together and gives them all pep talks so they can focus. I’m trying to edit out all of the comments where Rook is like “Um… what????” from my videos, and let me tell you, it takes WORK. There are A LOT of them. I can count on one hand the number of times when the Inquisitor or Hawke comes across as dumb, but it seems to be a built-in, unavoidable part of Rook’s character. I have not selected a single “purple” option in all of Act 1, and Rook is still coming across as the kid who tries to be the class clown to cover for the fact that he’s always confused. Rook’s role in most scenes is to say “Uhhh… what?” so that the companions look smart.
Rook is always the one offering sympathy and never the one getting it. No one actually comes to comfort you after Varric’s death. No one asks you how you’re feeling about having to lead the team now that Varric is gone. No one tries to reassure you or give you advice for dealing with the trickster god haunting your dreams. We’re told that Neve could keep Solas out of your head, but she never actually offers to do this for you. No one comforts a Shadow Dragon Rook when Minrathous is destroyed or a Grey Warden Rook when Weisshaupt is destroyed. Rook’s problems don’t matter. Only the problems of main characters matter.
Rook is a secondary character in their own story.
#veilguard critical#veilguard spoilers#I enjoyed it a lot because of how strong the companions were#And coming off of Bg3 where your guy only really 'says' things based on everything you select#I can understand wanting a sort of.... Banker#Originsesque#Neutral protag#And while I don't feel the need to be included in book club or Lucanis' shopping or whatever#My main Rook Aurellia is not dumb. She's whip smart. She's quick witted and a brilliant tactician so#I didn't super love that 'huh' aspect of it
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Here's all my drawings of the first NADDPOD campaign PCs

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shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms
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"So just to confirm, we are all on the gunner channel"
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CR3EP118: BH v Ludinus - Post Ludinus Chain Lightning
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