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after the latest episode there is a disappointing lack of kabru becoming obsessed with laios content in the dungeon meshi tag smh

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If I have to see another 21st century fantasy book use the term "swarthy" again I'm turning into a Balrog and hunting white authors for sport

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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browsing for character art for female fighters on the internet and it kinda sucks cause ok i want art where she has *some* sex appeal without it being obviously drawn by a man who hasn't seen a woman's body in decades and proportions that would make her spine snap in two from her body weight were she subjected to the normal rules of earth's gravity

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i think the best case scenario for the new joker movie is that gaga camps it up so much that the redpilled incels will find it too gay to make it their entire personality like they did the first movie

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why did i even decide to read this fucking book that horse scene was traumatizing

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He’s like an anime girl to me

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this is the money chilchuck of good fortune, rb for wealth & union contracts to come your way

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Medea’s Reasons by Salma Deera 

This is probably my favorite poem, and a couple of years back, I illustrated it through a series of portraits featuring women from biblical stories, folklore, and mythology. I wanted to revisit the poem and create something that was more simple and focused on the titular heroine. 

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the BEST part of PHM is that you will never know what to expect next. like NEVER. the main character has memory loss. he knows nothing he's supposed to know and everything he shouldn't. love and community is a construct and it's a spaceship with robotic nurse-maid arms. boring old physics is all you need to save the world. aliens are 1.) real 2). frankly fucking baffled that humans breathe fire fuel 3). either single-celled amoeba or 5-legged rock spiders and only one of them is detrimental to the entire solar system. you can't go home again. no, seriously. bitches will literally be staring down the barrel of imminent extinction and still talk abt the Beatles. the secret to political success is to say fuck bureaucracy. einstein was terrifyingly right & More At 11. "What if we accelerated climate change to offset the planet freezing?" -statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged. you weren't a star but you can still be the hero. no matter how alone you might be in the universe, you are surrounded by the composite knowledge and hope of your entire species & everyone who has ever lived before you, and this is good good good. the goldilocks zone really WAS for idiots. the avg rectal temperature of a healthy goat is 103.4°F / 39.7°C. and the space ship is a fucking yo-yo.

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the suns getting eaten by space algae and this is the plan

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Aganazzar's Scorcher

2nd level evocation

Sorcerer, Wizard

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never since The Wheel of Time have I seen a worse case of [straight white] male author-itis than with the Bobiverse series

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ral and jace are gonna be in this set and i just *know* they're gonna be insufferable (affectionate)

MtG is previewing one of their upcoming expansions is gonna be woodland creatures themed and each 2-color faction is a type of animal and im already obsessed with the frogs being simic

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MtG is previewing one of their upcoming expansions is gonna be woodland creatures themed and each 2-color faction is a type of animal and im already obsessed with the frogs being simic

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youtube just recommended me a random D&D video about how RPG Writers shouldn't insert their own politics into their writing and like,

the people who don't believe "everything is political" are often the ones who bear a lot of privilege in the status quo, and if you have nothing politically interesting to say about the world around you, that probably means your politics doesn't challenge society and its injustices

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leaked emails from last year's hugo awards organizers show they actively tried to single out authors and their submissions from being considered for the awards because of Chinese censorship laws. As in, it wasn't the censors who did it, they just were so scared of running into the law that they essentially did the censor's work for them in anticipation and talked among themselves which candidates shouldn't be nominated. One notable email singled out author Neseem Jamnia for being "queer, nonbinary, trans" and frequently writing about gender and being nonbinary as being potentially problematic for censorship.

worldcon organizers volunteering information to each other about which of the authors they know are queer so they can disqualify them. stay classy hugos.