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So they were reacting to an old video can quite remember what but they were not a the gameing office desk they were on a tour bus and on a couch, the longer the video went on they kept getting closer until at at one part they were like leaning on each others shoulders, Dan was on Phil’s shoulder and Phil was resting his head on dans, and then they leaned up and kinda nose kissed? If that makes sense? Then? The camera gets picked up and walked way through the bus and someone goes to show off new merch? Like just laid out on the bed in the tour bus? No one was talking during this portion no music either. I don’t remember what the merch was perhaps long sleeve??? And purple I may just be thinking of the take me back to 2009 shirt. ANYWAYS there ya go my dnp dream enjoy!!!!!

this sounds kinda terrifying with no one talking no music no nothing omg

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just woke up from a DnP short abt sleep? idk theyre just making shorts and tiktoks now

phil (with a cap and glasses): "did you know i learned this new sleep method to get the best naps?"

dan, whos on his tummy from the bed: "go on phil!" but like, sarcastically

then over dan, phil drapes a blanket in the air and quickly settles across dans lower back (so theyre criss-crossing on their tummies) and lets the blanket fall over him

phil: "and thats how you sleep like a horse" (fake snore)

- catnip anon

what a wonderful mental image. phil must have been so fast to be able to get under the blanket on time

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I have fully converted my grandmother into a phannie for context for this.

So I was visiting her today and the first thing she greeted me with was a very excited “I had a dream about the boys the other night!” (She calls DnP the boys)

So here is her dream:

She and I were in England and walking down the street, we “found” (the way she phrased it) Dan and Phil’s apartment (when asked for clarification she said it was their apartment not their house, and it was specifically the Manchester apartment which proves how thoroughly I’ve ruined her). Dan and Phil were apparently just on the sidewalk in front of the apartment. When she saw them she said we both started skipping towards them and she raised her hand into the air and waved and shouted “Oh my god! Hi!”. Phil’s response was apparently “Come on Daniel, why don’t we join them!” And then all four of us skipped down the sidewalk together.

Yes she swears up and down this was her real actual dream she really had.

She also said her first thought upon waking up was “that was fun!”

Her second was “I need to get a life”

And her third was “I can’t even skip anymore” (for clarification I also cannot skip, probably, haven’t really attempted ever because I was a very anti skipping skipping is for girls little shit of a child)

It’s also super interesting to me that Dan had no input since he’s her favorite one of the two (likely because she learned about them through my bias and I’m a huge Dannie lol)

obsessed with this your grandmother sounds really cool

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dan and phil weren’t really there but in my dream someone said microwave so i hit them with the goated danisnotonfire microwave quote so even in my dreams im phannie trash😭😭

this is so real anon

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i had a dream that i was watching some danandphilgames video when dan suddenly dropped, out of nowhere, that he and phil got matching nipple tattoos in honour of TIT. and then he just moved on. did not ellaborate or show the tattoos, just left us in shambles and chaos

im so late to answer this but hell yeah. i dont know what a nipple tattoo is but im supporting it

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I actually did have a dream recently where they released the phodcast completely unannounced just as I was leaving uni. so I cycled home on a beautiful summer afternoon listening to dnp saying "well firstly let's address the elephant in the room since we'll be getting intimate on this show. yeah we fuck" and then they spent like 20 minutes discussing the concept of hard launching a relationship and going over all the hard launch discourse. and then i woke up and was like well. i should've known that was too much fun for it to have been real

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dreamt about dan clones last night, surely this could mean nothing about the effect they're having on my psyche

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had the most insane dream last night where dan announced ‘he’ was getting married but was really cagey about who he was marrying. i was a member of the wedding party and all the guests were staying at this hotel that had both a public food court and a section that was just a vaguely shitty carnival funhouse. dan spent the whole morning locked in his room until phil directed us towards the ceremony by way of sledding down a mountain and landing on a frozen river. there was nothing at the bottom and we had to climb all the way back up through the funhouse to find dnp sitting on a bench inside the hotel going “yeah lol we married each other” and dan was crying so i couldn’t even be mad. they were wearing these really ugly sparkly blazers and i woke up before i could check dream wikipedia for how this had affected their pages

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I dreamt that Dan and Phil were doing another tour but I was also part of their act. And this time they weren't going on proper stages, it was more like street act?

And the first day was on the fifth

And I look at the calender

AND IT WAS THE FIFTH

And I was like Dan what do you mean you've asked me to perform a dance ON THE DAY I don't know THE DANCE

and he was like oh yeah Phil also needs to learn

And we were practising on the street and it was

It was so bad

Dan was dancing well, I got the basic idea and Phil was...I don't think Phil was even performing the same routine istg he was getting the right step like once every six steps

But yeah and then it became evening and we didn't have a costume we were just in the same outfits

And there was a gathering of people, like hundreds of people just gathered around an oval for us to perform in

It was...not good

💀 the mental image is so good

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i was sat in a car and dan was driving, phil was next to him and they were taking me and my friends somewhere. all i remember is thinking "oh this is the way to rawtenstall" and then we got lost in the middle of the woods

terrifying

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i had a dream that dan did a solo interview to promote their new tit tour photobook and basically said they have really good sex and this is somehow so much worse

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Had a dream last night where Dan and Phil phard launched via a DAPG video titled "Dan, Phil, and..." Where they had a baby out of nowhere, the thumbnail was them photoshopped onto the Who's That Pokemon screen where a silhouette of the baby was the Pokemon

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I had a dream last night where Dan and Phil were doing a small live show in a random venue, I don’t even know where, and I had dragged my brother along and was gonna meet a (non-phannie) friend there. My brother and I got there early, and there happened to be a couple phannies there that I think my brain registered as manifestations of tumblr accounts, and they were discussing theories about something, can’t remember what but I remember putting my two cents into whatever was being discussed. I remember my friend was running late, and the show ended up starting. It wasn’t a like actual dnp show, the audience ended up singing something and Dan and some point started walking into the audience and interacting directly with people. I know bc i remember him coming up to me and my brother and even in the dream I was freaking out LOL. Unfortunately already can’t remember what we talked about, but I remember everyone in the audience had like little cards?? For some reason?? Anyway there was an intermission and my brother and I left to get food, and then something happened to where I couldn’t go back, but my brother did and my friend finally arrived, sending me a selfie of him seated up in the balcony, in a completely different spot to where I had been seated before, bc I was previously in a spot on the floor.

Anyways wanted to share bc this is my first dnp dream!! Or at least the first I (mostly) remember and have registered. Kind of a silly one, I wish i remembered what Dan and I talked about bc I remember just feeling so giddy about talking to Dan. Makes me feel bad for Phil bc I think he barely did anything in the dream 😭

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had a dream that dnp hinted that they may be having a baby and everyone lost their minds but actually it turned out they adopted a dog and everyone lost their minds again and there was a cheek kiss in the reveal video. why is my subconscious brain acting like it’s 2015

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I just remembered that I dreamed about a new Dan and Phil video and Dan said "apparently this guy is the only person I've ever been attracted to because he's the only one I've ever fucked" and I was gagged. Dunno where it came from and can't remember anything else from the dream. It's only a matter of time before this really happens though because we know way too much about them.

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i’m not even on hard launch hill tbh but i had a pretty funny dream where they made a video like “what, you want us to… explicitly announce our relationship? okay ig?” and then turned the camera to show them holding hands while they gave us the most judgy and exasperated “why was this necessary” glare 💀

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Why do I keep dreaming about people as if we have a close relationship in real life???

I dreamed that I was a close friend of Dan and Phil and I went to England because we hadn't seen each other in a long time and I really missed them. We were just chilling at their apartment, they bought me a gift some time ago and now they could finally give it to me. We had some emotional conversations too

And now I'm awake slightly confused