dokidango
dokidango
DokiDango
959 posts
Just a destiel addict on their knees with their face towards the light
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
dokidango · 2 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
45K notes · View notes
dokidango · 4 hours ago
Text
but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse
19K notes · View notes
dokidango · 6 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
746 notes · View notes
dokidango · 10 hours ago
Text
the girlies have gotta stop making dom/top=masculine or man. does mary winchester mean nothing to you
34 notes · View notes
dokidango · 13 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
beating off crippling depression the only way I know how ✨
It’s unfinished with a chunky brush because I’m chasing a vision beyond my capabilities 🫠
Lyric is from Holy War by Rainbow Kitten Surprise.
I add/subtract from my playlists a lot because sometimes I experience A Thought and need to act on it, but if you like my particular brand of suffering in music form, here:
Unrelated, but those of you that have sent me asks in the last few weeks I’ll get back to you soon - just haven’t had much willpower to do Anything lately.
That’s all, have a nice day, bye 🐸
1K notes · View notes
dokidango · 13 hours ago
Text
WE'VE TIPPED IT OVER PEOPLE. IT'S HAPPENING
Tumblr media Tumblr media
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3
Tumblr media Tumblr media
PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Luo Binghe]
"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."
"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).
Reasons lbh should be pregnant
I want him to
Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.
Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….
In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."
"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."
"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."
489 notes · View notes
dokidango · 14 hours ago
Text
Supernatural warriors, I am calling upon you to go to war once again. I know that many of us have long past our heyday, we have osteoarthritis in the knees, and we still remember when planking was cool. But I still believe in us. I believe we still have that fire in our souls. That fire that yearns for the impregnation of one Dean Winchester (or Jensen Ackles).
Right now, we are far too close to a Sanji victory for my liking and the Sanji fans are ruthless. Right now the transformers fandom and danmei fandom are outperforming us. They are storming ahead with 1800 votes and 300+ notes. We must secure victory at all costs. We must not become complacent. Do not let us go into that good night!!!
Vote now to get that man pregnant!!!
Tumblr media
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 8
Tumblr media Tumblr media
PROPAGANDA:
[Sanji]
"He is compheting so hard and so far into the closet he might as well be in narnia. He is the babygirl of all time every time he meets a man he either feeds him or woos him (unintentionally). He has the tiniest waist in the series and fights by manspreading all over the battlefield; there’s at least one (camera) shot up his crotch in every major fight. He IS the epitome of the businessman kneeling on all fours. This is a man who would walk into a gay bar accidentally and walk out 2 weeks later with a purse’s worth of pregnancy tests. Mpreg would not fix him but it can certainly try. That aside he’s a cook and has crossdressed before so I’d say he can take care of his cravings by himself and look good in pregnancy wear. Is this not the perfect man to bear children?"
"He’s pathetic, he’s blond, and honestly housewife material. He’s a huge simp with low self esteem but I think I could fix him, or at least make him worse in new and interesting ways. He has the most beautiful smile and the energy of a fairy tale princess. I love him. I think he'd make a good mom."
[Dean]
"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."
"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."
132 notes · View notes
dokidango · 15 hours ago
Photo
Give me job magic leaf
Tumblr media
2M notes · View notes
dokidango · 17 hours ago
Text
john tells dean not to look back yet he–
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
dokidango · 18 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
You're laughing. This eagle has been abandoned by it's parents and you're laughing.
Our Planet 2 - ep 3
2 notes · View notes
dokidango · 18 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
"protesting and petitions are useless" this, "acts of defiance do not make any difference" that, WELL GUESS WHAT BITCHES!!
60 notes · View notes
dokidango · 19 hours ago
Text
GOD!!!! i love it when the angels are introduced in supernatural and in walks cas thee el and you’re like oh so that’s what angels are like and then it’s like no!!! that’s just what cas is like. he’s weird and gay and pretty much every other angel could pass as a human but this one will put a massive handprint on the guy he has a crush on and regularly get idioms wrong 
5K notes · View notes
dokidango · 21 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
716 notes · View notes
dokidango · 23 hours ago
Text
Guys come on we all love the long haired men but we need to subvert expectations. Make the robot with child, the world needs it in a time like this
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3
Tumblr media Tumblr media
PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Luo Binghe]
"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."
"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).
Reasons lbh should be pregnant
I want him to
Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.
Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….
In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."
"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."
"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."
489 notes · View notes
dokidango · 23 hours ago
Text
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 8
Tumblr media Tumblr media
PROPAGANDA:
[Sanji]
"He is compheting so hard and so far into the closet he might as well be in narnia. He is the babygirl of all time every time he meets a man he either feeds him or woos him (unintentionally). He has the tiniest waist in the series and fights by manspreading all over the battlefield; there’s at least one (camera) shot up his crotch in every major fight. He IS the epitome of the businessman kneeling on all fours. This is a man who would walk into a gay bar accidentally and walk out 2 weeks later with a purse’s worth of pregnancy tests. Mpreg would not fix him but it can certainly try. That aside he’s a cook and has crossdressed before so I’d say he can take care of his cravings by himself and look good in pregnancy wear. Is this not the perfect man to bear children?"
"He’s pathetic, he’s blond, and honestly housewife material. He’s a huge simp with low self esteem but I think I could fix him, or at least make him worse in new and interesting ways. He has the most beautiful smile and the energy of a fairy tale princess. I love him. I think he'd make a good mom."
[Dean]
"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."
"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."
132 notes · View notes
dokidango · 23 hours ago
Text
what the fuck
Tumblr media
318 notes · View notes
dokidango · 1 day ago
Text
dean. dean supernatural my best friend listens to the same 10 songs hes dumb hes a genius hes bi he is me i am him its a mirror. he wears silly little outfits hes so tired he cares so much hes over excitable hes a parent hes gay married to his best friend he loves his little brother he has so many kids and his mattress remembers him. hes a germophobe hes just some guy he dated the king of hell he loves to cook he watches shitty medical dramas. hes the most important boy in the world i love him
858 notes · View notes