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[dollpartprincess]

my blog ୨୧

• my name is lauren

• im 16 and my birthday is may 16

• i love lana del rey, matt stone and trey parker, chappell roan, the cure, and fashion!

• i want to be an actress this account is just me extending my digital footprint

• no i dont want to be your online gf so crypto bros go away.. stop playing with your fake money and talk to a girl irl

• find me on instagram @dollpartprincess

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“i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” where is your rage??? i would tbh. f him

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just remembered that matt stone and trey parker arent immortal. wtf.

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matt stone and trey parker are my manic pixie dream girls

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how can i get my doctor to prescribe the sea cure

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you work in retail. my work is girlblogging. we are not the same

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the vibe im curating

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the last two months i’ve been fighting men off of me like they’re wild animals are men currently in heat rn??? did the eclipse awaken their inner werewolves or something???

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for spotify wrapped this year they should do a thing where they take the year that all the songs you’ve listened to came out and find the average year and they could call it like time traveler or something

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staring directly at the eclipse so i never have to see that one ugly guy again

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i need to walk around an aquarium and listen to grimes so bad rn

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shaking my head whenever eric cartman says anything so everyone knows i disagree with him and his actions

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the fact that love is everywhere ! its in heart shaped lockets. in blushed rosy cheeks. its in antique porcelain teacups passed down from mother to daughter. in handwritten love letters. its in homemade sugarcookies. in art, literature and history. in our hearts, always and for ever.

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how to get a boyfriend without settling no glue no borax

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cant be normal about anything i fear. once i like something im hopelessly devoted to it

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i need spotify to let me see who likes my playlists

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i am not truly in my element on any social media… until i log onto tumblr and pinterest. THOSE ACCOUNTS i run like its the navy