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yo yo yo if anyone needs a beta reader for a wolfstar fic, I’d be glad to help. A friend of mine who I was beta-ing for was working on a 100k+ fic recently finished it up, so now I find myself with too much availabilty. Let me know if anyone needs a beta reader!

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help i’m listening to three cheers for sweet revenge and feel fourteen again

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hey i just wrote something so check it out if you want <3

basically sirius was physcologicly/mentally and verbaly abused as a kid but now he’s 17 and lives with the potters. he’s in year 13 and feels kind of abandoned when james starts paying more attention to lily than him. queue in remus, lily’s bestfriend who drives around a beat up pick up truck, smokes too much weed, and has family issues of his own. it’s also a 90′s au

here’s the link 

pick your pocket full of sorrows

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im so sad rn one of my piercings got freaking infected uggghghghghghhggh

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howdy y’all. i just finnished this, it’s jily and wolfstar high school au. just thought i’d do some self promo lmao

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Sirius: I'm telling you, the Ministry of Magic has a car that runs on water, man. They just don't want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water. Then there'd be nothing left to drink but beer! And the Ministry knows that beer... set us free.

Peter: Sirius, you told us about the car a million times. Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or a pizza made of boobs!

Remus: Yeah. Hungry: check. Horny: check. It's getting old, Peter. God, I feel like I'm Luke Skywalker, you know. 'Member when he was living on Tatooine, before R2 and 3PO showed up? Just workin' on Uncle Owen's water farm all day. Not even allowed to go in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters. Boring.

James: Remus, enough with the muggle movie crap. Whenever you talk about that stuff, I frown. And when I frown, my skin wrinkles. And if I get wrinkles, my free ride is over and I like my free ride!

Sirius: Yeah. We get it. You're good-looking. Doesn't anybody have anything new to say?

Sirius: So there's this car, and it runs on water man...

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I bet Ilvermorny is musty as fuck and the halls smell like weed

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how i think the marauders would act while high

James- the quite type that insists on turning on some obscure soft rock album and slowly nods their head along to the music. James, who is normally extremely loud and obnoxious, seems to only shut up while high.

Sirius- sometimes gets really giggle-y and sometimes really paranoid and there’s no in between. He also gets munchies and really tired.

Peter- giggles alot. He normally just does as James and Sirius does, but while high he gets up to his own thing. He liked to do weird things with his hands, like knit or play with candy wrappers, because he thinks it feels weird.

Remus- is a completely different person while high. Is usually quite and reserved but becomes an absolute chatter box while stoned. He’s more friendly and sociable.

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I can never quite decide if I want to headcannon Remus Lupin as the polished, organized proffesory-type, or the loose, wisecracking duckie/ stanely barber type, or the ‘seen to much, lived too much’ rugged ready-to-kill-anymoment type.

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Sirius explaining his thoughts after being sorted: At first I was like 'Omg, I'm a Gryffindor! This is the best day of my life!'

Sirius: And then I was like 'Oh shit! My mother's gonna kill me!'

Sirius: And then I was like 'Oh fuck, I look better in green than I do red'

Sirius: And then I was like 'Omg, I'm a Gryffindor! This is the best day of my life!'

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Sirius: *kicks the ‘g’ off a graveyard sign*

Sirius: lets get this party started

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Sirius: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

James: I see you have your spring colours on.

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remus: get me a vodka rocks.

james: moony, it’s breakfast.

remus: and a piece of toast.

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Sirius:“hey remus can you pass the salt?”

Remus:“can you pass your classes?”

Sirius:“that’s too much salt”

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here is my attempt at this prompt: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30932852

it was really fun to write, even if it’s not the best quality!

can someone plssss write a wolfstar fic based on the song 18 by anarbor where sirius first starts dating remus just to piss off his parents cause remus is a man and poor and punk (maybe has tattoos?) which his parents would hate but then he finds himself actually falling for remus. i just think it would be so cute.

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its hard being the supporting gay goth asian side character who never gets their own plot line.

but its okay cause i’m funny 

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Peter: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Remus: I don't like being alive at any time of the day, thank you very much.