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So, say I wanted to do some sort of Birds of Prey Obikin AU, because for some reason the idea of shady criminal/club owner Obi-Wan is everything to me, but my question is would Anakin be a better Victor Zsasz or Dinah Lance?

Like I know that Dinah kinda betrays him, but the dynamic between them is so compelling. Like Roman is in love with her, he calls her his little bird, he cries over her betrayal.

But Victor is obsessed with him. He literally kills for Roman. Hell he basically dies for Roman.

So, I guess my question is which one works better? Do I want Anakin to be the object of Obi-Wan's affection or do I want Anakin to live and breathe for Obi-Wan?

I just don't know. Opinions?

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Okay so this was absolutely iconic, but I think what really shows who Owen is as a character is the fact that none of them know what really happened to Anakin yet. At this point, even Obi-Wan didn’t know.

He’s not saying, “you created Darth Vader” he’s saying, “you killed my brother” and I love that so much.

"like you trained his father?" is such a filthy, mean, downright cruel clap back. It's also probably the cuntiest line delivery in the entire saga. Owen Lars went straight to the fucking yugular with that one and I love it so much

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The Mighty Fall by Fall Out Boy is so unbelievably Obikin/Vaderwan coded

I mean

"Hell yeah I'm a dick girl, addicted to you" Tell me that's not literally Anakin in Kenobi.

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Okay, so introducing the adorable Omega is one thing but baby Hera AND baby Kanan?????? The Bad Batch is everything to me

And Hera's little accent is so freaking cute. I know she slips into it once or twice in Rebels when she's worked up or pretending to be a civilian, but to hear it in full force is just something else.

Hera and Omega are so freaking cute, I love my girls!

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OH MY GOD

Omega is Boba's sister

Literally! Like they were both unaltered clones created directly from Jango Fett's DNA with no modifications.

She's literally Boba's sister. I need Boba to know this like yesterday. He wants a family so bad having a sister would mean the world to him.

(There might be a bit of an issue at first seeing as Fennec did once try to capture her, but once Omega got over that they would be so happy to have each other.)

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Okay so, if Jengo Fett was Boba's Dad, does that make the Bad Batch Omega's Dads?

Did they just accidently adopt a clone child? Because that's hilarious and freaking adorable.

Honestly, if I had to pick any of them to be the Dads I would probably pick Hunter and Echo, Wrecker and Tech would be more like uncles but still.

(Okay I definitely wrote that before finding out Cut and Suu's kids call Wrecker "Uncle Wrecker" and its so fucking cute wtf.)

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Okay, so KB had me worried at some points, but I think they all made it out with all their limbs intact.

However, the fact that they weren’t in trouble kind of makes up for any minor injuries.

Their parents really just wanted them home, that’s the most realistic part of it all.

Adorable. 10/10 would recommend.

(Also, these are actually the cutest kids I’ve ever seen and they only managed to get cuter the more we learned about them. Just the cutest, sweetest babies of all time.

I hope Wim finds out he’s force sensitive, I hope KB gets some dope ass upgrades, I hope Fern’s Mom spends more time with her, and I hope Neel never has to leave home again)

Alright so, Skeleton Crew has definitely caught my interest, but I need the writers to remember that these are babies

Teeny little babies

And if a single one of them gets so much as a scrape on their knees I will hurt someone

I mean it

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“You probably thought it would be more exciting to save someone’s life. Thanks Jedi.”

KB please never change

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Alright so, Skeleton Crew has definitely caught my interest, but I need the writers to remember that these are babies

Teeny little babies

And if a single one of them gets so much as a scrape on their knees I will hurt someone

I mean it

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HA

Not Syril spending years searching for Cassian only to finally be in the same place as him again and walk right past him

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I’m so angry rn

GILROYS I TRUSTED YOU

I trusted you to treat my girl Varada better than RTD did

AND YOU KILLED HER

You made her realize just how important Vel was to her, you let them kiss and then you KILLED HER.

I will not forget this. Ever.

(And this isn’t to say that I thought Cinta’s ending was worse than Belinda’s because at least Cinta died as herself, you know?)

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Omfg

Finn and Poe in TROS are literally an old married couple

Like, Rey asking if Poe’s in a bad mood and Finn just saying “always”

They are so married

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Okay but Finn’s introduction is actually perfect

I think the only thing that would actually make a stormtrooper a sympathetic character is to show said stormtrooper having a panic attack over what he’s being asked to do

Plus, you know, his friend’s blood streaked across his helmet.

It just works so well

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Am I the only one who thinks Anakin would’ve HATED Kylo Ren?

I mean, Anakin became Darth Vader because he spent most of his life being lied to by someone he thought he could trust and then he lost everything that mattered to him.

Kylo Ren is tearing his way through the galaxy over a grudge.

This kid worships his grandfather but Anakin would have been so disappointed.

(Not to mention he killed the last guy who tried to kill his son.)

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Wow, does young Anakin Skywalker give me some major cuteness aggression

He’s such a tiny baby, I just want to kiss his tiny forehead and squeeze his little baby cheeks

Like, I really really get Qui Gon, I wouldn’t have been able to leave that little boy on Tatooine either.

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“ncuti wanted to go it’s not Russell’s fault”

okay, so he wanted to leave and end his run, that’s not the fucking point. the point is instead of giving the first black queer doctor in history a monumental final arc to match the monumental performance you center white characters, white storylines, and blow a kiss to the side of the fandom that didn’t want ncuti in the first place.

you tucked your racist fans into bed with a story about a white boy getting everything he ever wanted and a nice rose colored glass of nostalgia in case they get thirsty. they don’t have to worry, there’s no black man hiding under the bed, he’s gone, they’re finally safe.

so no, it doesn’t matter if ncuti told rtd he was leaving two minutes after they wrapped, he deserved dignity and respect and that was not present.

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If I had a dime for every time RTD overshadowed a character of colour in favour of a white predecessor I’d have four dimes

which isn’t a lot but why are we still letting this man write