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I really like the headcanon about the hat, that’s so in character for both of them. Integra was never a normal child (have you seen child Integra?? Girl looks like she’s a 60 y/o veteran who’s done three tours) and what do you even say to the eldritch being who saved your life and then became your annoying older brother/demon pet thing??

Also! Alucard, at that point, had no possessions. Going from someone who had everything to someone with literally nothing, not even the ability to go where he wants, has to be so jarring. So having this little kid give him a physical thing to own, with no strings attached, would probably mean a lot, even if he would never say it. I can totally see him just going “I can’t say thank you that’s beneath me, but if I wear this every day for the next century that’s okay.”

‧⁺ Alucard Headcanons‧⁺

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SFW!

Just some silly stuff, enjoy!

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⚰︎♱ Alucard would have a favourite blood type, he’s stubborn when it comes to blood types different from his favourite, and mostly refuses to feed off of them. He used to not be so picky until he was chained up for a long period of time and licked up Integra’s blood, which is his favourite blood type.

⚰︎♱ Don’t let him catch just anyone by his coffin, he hates when anyone is near it, especially if it’s a normal soldier. Integra and Seras are exceptions, but he really has to trust someone to even let them close to where it is. If you do manage to touch it or even get in it, he will not let you down where he resides, or even remotely near his room.

⚰︎♱ When Alucard has long hair, he’ll sometimes braid it or put it up to see how it looks. He can’t let anyone else know that he does it, because that’s his dirty secret (according to him). He’s tried to dye his hair before, but it didn’t really work because of his non-human hair type, it just disappeared after a few hours.

⚰︎♱ Alucard has called Anderson when he was bored. It was super confusing for everyone, especially Anderson. He was just checking up on his enemy so he can fight him later, that’s all. Integra probably scolded him after calling a member of iscariot, especially since it was Alexander.

⚰︎♱ His red hat was a gift from Integra, after he saved her. She didn’t know how to show her gratitude so she went out and bought him something that she thought would look nice on him. After that, he got the red outfit to match the hat she had bought, and always kept it as his main outfit.

⚰︎♱ Alucard likes to smoke on occasion, and occasion meaning very rarely. Others have never seen him smoke, but when he’s in the mood for one, he’ll just steal one of Integra’s fancy cigars. After he smokes his room will smell like faint smoke, but it’s not too noticeable.

⚰︎♱ He gave his two guns names, they are very precious to him. Alucard would also never let anyone touch them, even Integra and Seras. They’re his babies, his prize possessions, his dearest weapons. He’ll hardly let anyone touch the case, he wants to keep it in good condition for his guns.

⚰︎♱ His sleep schedule is very odd. Alucard either sleeps for 3 hours or 3 days. It depends on how tired he is or how much he needs to regenerate in some way, or if he’s just avoiding people. Sometimes he’ll sleep for days just to spite Integra.

It’s actually not 3:00AM when I’m not writing this, yay!!

I made this picmix

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And what good pointy sticks they are!!

"And voilà! A long pointy stick, to keep away big angry people."

- Pep Talk - Auxiliary Armoury - Bread Riots of '76 -

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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.

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Shhhhhhhhh I definitely didn’t finish these like two months ago and forget about them noooo.

These are from screen caps from the 2005 Justice League Unlimited show season 1 episode 2. I drew them to go along with this superbat fanfiction I wrote for @cricket-mound :)

Anyway here you are

There are more I’d like to draw but they will have to wait till after finals

Originals under the cut

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the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers

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*at the Wayne’s for a BBQ*

Jon, pointing at Jason’s chest as he gets out of the pool: woah, how did you get THAT one?

Jason, looking down at his autopsy scar:

Jason: *makes eye contact with Clark behind Jon*

Jason: uh.

Jason: that happened because when I was a kid I refused to go to bed when my dad told me to.

Jon: *gasp*

Jason: yeah… I should have listened. if you stay up too late the… I dunno. the bedtime monster. yeah. if you don’t listen then the bedtime monster attacks you for not sleeping and you get one of these.

Jon, whispering: I had no idea…

Jon, solemnly: thank you for warning me.

Jason: anytime.

Damian, watching Clark slip Jason ten dollars from the other side of the pool: by god, my friend is an idiot.

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Based on this: https://youtu.be/83UASUR5RWU?si=OTHaNcvwheHFDWIM

Bruce: Jason, who’s your favourite Justice League member?

Jason: Wonder Woman, easy

Bruce: Male league member?

Jason: Green Lantern

Dick, catching on: What about one with man in his name

Jason: Superman

Bruce: Doesn’t dress in blue

Jason: Aquaman

Dick: Not an Atlantean

Jason: Deadman

Bruce: No Justice League Dark members

Jason: Plastic Man

Dick: One that has an animal theme?

Jason: Hawkman

Bruce, exasperated: Wears black.

Jason: Nobody comes to mind. Then again, it’s been a while since I’ve seen the updated roster, yknow- with the whole busy crimelord and dying thing.

Bruce: Fine. Favourite Justice League member standing in this very room. Right now.

Jason: Oh! Nightwing.

Bruce: He doesn’t fit all the previous requirements-

Jason, shrugging: Well will you look at that, I guess you’re right. Whoops.

Tim, chiming in: Technically, he fits all of the previous criteria if we count only his Batman days.

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A Visual Bat Family Timeline

This is going off a post I made trying to figure out everyone's canon ages: here. The receipts are there and I included as many comic panels as I could.

I know time doesn't really make sense in this universe but I do like the idea that all of them still grow up, just like the rest of us. And that gives weight to legacy too.

Notes: This calendar doesn't use a "year zero". The storyline headers below "Post-Crisis" represent different eras, for the lack of a better word, not just the storylines themselves. The numbers are the age a character will turn in a given year. Year 18 and Year 21 are largely timeskip.

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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

(save the images to zoom in on the pics)

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flea's cool links of stuff

updated 3/11/25

apps

flashpoint — archive of thousands of flash games, free to play

seal — youtube video/audio downloading app

readables

how to draw oji-san

morpho: fat and skin folds

morpho: face, neck and head

websites

yout — web-based youtube video/audio downloader

ytdlp – web-based version of a youtube video/audio downloader

x6ud – interactive skull references for animals, includes humans

earthsworld — plenty of unique, interesting faces for character design inspo

goblin-heart/sadgrl — lots of webmastery resources

apks

* decode from base64 to get the links!! all of these are ones i personally use

aHR0cHM6Ly9hcGttb2R5LmNvbS9hcHBzL3BvbGFyci9kb3dubG9hZC8w

YmVzdGZvcmFuZHJvaWQuY29tL2Fway9zcG90aWZ5LXByZW1pdW0tbW9kLWFway1mcmVl

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My #1 victims of futuristic dystopian capitalism, the crew of the Tulpar!! Whoop!

Bonus: close ups and their of pretty borders

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New obsession: Mouthwashing!

Gah this game man. It’s so good. I can’t stop thinking about it. So I drew it! Here’s Anya and Daisuke

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Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

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Hmmmm hm. Okay. Worldbuilding/story idea.

One million years after humanity disappears, octopi and ravens have independently developed sapience. And one day an octopus child and an elder raven meet at the edge of the ocean.

Where is your mother and father? asks the raven. I have no mother or father, says the octopus, blushing pale. All octopi are children. Once we’re grown, we will mate and we will die. It is the first and the last thing our mothers tell us.

But that’s horrible, says the raven. It’s not all bad, says the octopus. We play, we hunt, we make games for ourselves in the deep. Yes, but who remembers your songs? the raven says. Who passes down your stories?

What is a story? the octopus asks.

And the raven thinks about this question. And finally it says: A story is how you remember things in the past. It is how you know where you come from, and what happened before you were born. A story can be a warning, or it can be advice, or it can be a silly joke told to make you feel good. Someone remembers the story and tells it to the next generation, who remember the story and tells it to the generation after them.

And the octopus thinks about this answer. And finally it says: Can you tell me a story?

And the raven tells the octopus a story. And it’s a good story. And the next day the octopus returns and asks for another. The next day it brings its octopus friends, and the raven brings its raven friends, and many stories are shared on the edge of the ocean.

Months later, the octopus returns to the raven. I am grown, it says. I am returning to the sea to find a mate and lay my brood. I will not be coming back. I’m sorry.

I will miss your company, says the raven.

I have one thing to ask you, says the octopus. In time my children will come to the edge of the ocean. I would like you to tell them a story I have made. And when they have stories of their own, I would like your children to remember them and pass them down to my children’s children.

Of course, says the raven. What is your story about?

And the octopus thinks, and says: It is about an octopus child and an elder raven who meet at the edge of the ocean.

And this story has been passed down to this day.

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assorted superman doodle practice

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Perhaps you’d be willing to dabble in writing for the Boondock Saints fandom again. Your Greenly and Smecker fanfic was superb. And if you don’t- that’s cool- you have a nice writing style!

Holy shit??? I wrote that as a joke for my friend who adores Willem Dafoe, but honestly shit was so fun. Anything in particular you’d like to see?

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