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Scribble comic

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YAYAYAY THIS IS GOOOD

Hey you!!! Do you like Wild Life? Do you like super power AU's? Did you enjoy the Bamboozlers and the Gs? Are you as deranged about Heartslice/Majorwood/Treebark/Flowerking as I am? Do you also like Mumscarian, Jizzie, Gempearl, Ranchers, and (very one sided) Flower Husbands? Do you like fics that are silly but occasionally come in swinging with heavy angst? Do you enjoy sympathetic villains and flawed heros? Does Mumbo essentially being a soaking wet cat of a man entice you? What about journalist Martyn, detective Ren, exhausted TA Grian, and the idea of a Tuff Guys bar? Well, do I have the fic for you, weary tumblr user!

Read "Of Heroes, Villains, Detectives, and Everything In Between" by yours truly. I only have one chapter right now but I hope you'll enjoy it. Huge thanks to @antwuzhere and @0asterous0 for the inspiration :)

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I THOUGHT THIS SAID ETHOSLAB OH MY GOD IM IN TOO DEEP

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My boy

I’m good with this arrangement

I made a quiz for funsies

Take it if you're bored, and suggest me questions to add to it :)

Edit: I added a couple of questions

A little bit dramatic but who doesn't love it?

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I am Oli, God of a storyline

Yeah that checks out

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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It's still untied

My right shoe has been untied purely out of spite for three weeks

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Good to know we have our priorities straight

will the convex serial killer au/scarlet quill have a discord server too? /nf /genq

running a server is really tiring bruther skull emoji

if i were to make a server again, it would just generally be for hangouts + the entirety of my blog so everything could just be in one place, for everyone to find other likeminded people

with that said, ill need to see if this is really a necessary thing

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I heard a lot of screaming about the life series teaser so I'm just gonna make a list

1. The teaser had the three hearts backwards (red then yellow then green)

2. The clock was ticking counterclockwise

3. Watchers/Evo symbol

4. Complete pandemonium

5. Grian is getting death threats

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In honor of pride month, I will be stealing collecting genders. Donations are appreciated.

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Had a dream. Woke up. Wrote a thousand words. Wow.

We're up to twelve unfinished stories now

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sometime si think about how, if double life didnt happen, the ranchers would probably be called Jimgo.

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If there was a picture to describe how I'm doing right now it's this one

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This has no right to be this funny

heh. scottage cheese. *evaporates*

Scott: "......... no."

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Me 6 months ago: I'm kind of getting bored of writing this story, I'll start another one

Me currently: I have nine unfinished stories in an absolute mess of a Google doc. Four will never see the light of day again. Three I will give up on and remember they exist two months later and try to remember where they were going. I have more character charts than works written. I am not ok. My brain is like a broken mirror trying to reflect a plot

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Me cooking spaghetti

watch the water boil over

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Art to go along with my new oneshot 3rd life desert duo fic over here. There is wing preening and daydreaming about the partner you’re indebted to killing you <3

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What is this class man get me out

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Isn't it weird

Like we're all just sacks of meat and bones and blood but we're aware