#why does this exist

[ilovefruitymen]

This looks like Percy Jackson's paradise, hello Sally Jackson behind the scenes, have you really stooped this low?? Bills cannot be that high..

BLUE !!

[imbzdrnst]

what the hell, sure

[the-spirited-one]

God what is THIS???

These are apparently alternate versions of the turtles… being shipped with the canon turtles.

I may have to write smth stupid making fun of this to restore some of my sanity

[polaritydisturbed]

So I was casually browsing my library’s Doctor Who collection—just minding my own business—and stumbled across something I was in no way emotionally prepared for:

There is, in fact, an official Doctor Who cookbook. And folks… every single entry in the description raises questions that should not be asked, much less answered.

Like, okay—“Have your Doctor Who and eat it too” is already deeply ominous.

But then they hit you with Cyberman Pie. Cyberman. Pie. Sir. What’s in it. Be honest.

Then there's the "Cassandra Pizza." And I just want to put this out there for the universe to hear: At no point did I ever have the desire to eat the bitchy trampoline. Never once looked at her and thought, “You know what would hit right now? Flatbread made of pain and plastic surgery.”

“Ood Rolls,” which feels like a hate crime.

“Weeping Angel Food Cake,” which—what happens if you blink while eating it? Does it eat you?

“Salt and Pepper Sontarans,” which implies someone tasted a Sontaran and thought, “Needs seasoning.”

There's also something called "12 Cookie Doctors," which honestly just feels like we’re playing God at that point.

Like I respect the hustle, truly.

But this is giving “cursed potluck in the Time Vortex"

Oh and last thing—just so we’re clear— At no point did I need clarification on how to make fish fingers and custard. If you need a recipe for that, you’re already too far gone. I can’t help you. No one can.

[isabel47]

Lance Sephiroth isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.

Lance Sephiroth:

[ringadingfan120]

Look how they massacred my boy...

This is from a YT thumbnail by the way

[thicouchpotato]

I got my friend to name some of the lifers

In order

Arnold

Ld shadow lady!

Steve harvy

Grandpa

Finn

James

Beard

Chicken wing

Markaplier

zedaph

....

HELp ME.

[dexos-thoughts]

today, while I was at school, I saw a sweater with this on it (recreation)

It haunts me

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

hey does anyone want to buy this

[nerolikestowander]

Ferdi Tayfur gets fucking COCKBLOCKED by the Beatles. Amazing piece of history here.

[floofdrawsstuff]

DUDE. ITS A REAL PLACE!?!??!??!1

[vampire-culture-enthusiast]

*forgetting whatever floats your boat*

Yeah whatever bricks your dick

[pronetoaccident]

my bf bought me this! « The Generation of MacLachlan and Spader »

[mildly-cold-grape]

What the fuck is this creature

[isabel47]

This guy reminds me of… someone.

OMG! I KNEW THAT IT WAS HIM SINCE THE BEGINNING!

[beans-in-a-toaster]

Was watching a Doctor Who Cookbook Revisited highlights video and veritably freaked it when I saw this.

WHO IS THAT? THAT'S NOT FUCKING ADRIC I'M SORRY

god doctor who has a lot of art that doesn't get the likeness of the actors right most of the time but,,,,,,who is THAT GREMLIN? WHY IAS HIS FACE LIKE THAT?? AND WHY IS HE WEARINGCONVERSE? ghwgjashkfjaHJHDLSJKjlkds