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They are trying to learn modern dancing… well, they have all the time in the world!

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original text: Crowley calls Aziraphale “angel”

french translation: Crowley calls Aziraphale “mon ange”

spanish translation: Crowley calls Aziraphale “angelito”

italian translation: you are like little babies, watch this

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pure Love, pure Adoration and tummy kisses  ♡ (◡‿◡)

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let’s go to the beach beach ☀️

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We were ROBBED

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Hell: are consorting with an Angel?

Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s it feel to be so unsexy you try and make one of my greatest demonic acts look traitorous?

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aziraphale’s mad at crowley for some reason so he starts blessing everything in sight

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Crowley invented the snooze button. 

Thought it would be fun to make a mini comic! Check out joyyangart.com/shop for prints & buttons :> 

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Gabriel: welcome to the "Fuck Aziraphale" support group, where we gather to say "Fuck You" to that pathetic excuse of an angel

Gabriel: but first, a few words from our newest member

Crowley, sweating: so I may have misunderstood-

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THANKS FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEART MICHAEL, I DON'T NEED IT ANYWAY 😭💔

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uwu-ziraphale

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While I’m certainly not debating the fact that Aziraphale is a moron, does anybody else feel like the whole “pop over to Paris dressed like an aristocrat to eat crepes” was just a little too moronic? He could have easily miracled himself out of those chains and escaped. Maybe he would have gotten a reprimand, but wouldn’t that be better than explaining to his superiors he’d gotten discorporated in pursuit of brioche?

(If he even did get a reprimand, considering he miracles his clothes a second later without seeming to worry about it.)

Like, to me it sounds like exactly the kind of scheme a moron would dream up to get his equally moronic husband to pay attention to him, basically sending up a flare and screaming into a megaphone “OH NO I’M IN TROUBLE… I DO SO WISH THAT SOMEONE WOULD RESCUE ME AND THEN GO TO LUNCH WITH ME IN PARIS.”

I mean, look at his face. He looks delighted, but he does not look actually surprised. That looks like a nonbinary entity saying to himself “It worked.”

(x)

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Neither heaven nor hell could keep me from you.

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☆ *: … (˘⌣˘) ♡ (˘⌣˘) ..: * ☆

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Castiel, season four: I am an Angel of the Lord! I serve Heaven! I am a good soldier! I am loyal only to-

Dean: *exists*

Cas, throwing away all of his beliefs, and setting fire to all his bridges: Yes, him, I am loyal only to this human trash can.

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Aziraphale’s tartan collar