your friendly neighborhood trash goblin ✨a cryptid last sighted roaming the wilds of the upper mid-western united states ✨ genderless hobgoblin ✨ old as the very hills themselves✨ the art tag my fic on ao3
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A (sort of) late Christmas gift for @eidelvyd 🎁
Hope you like it! ❤️
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Drarry AU
Harry has to go back to Hogwarts to finish some missing classes in order to keep his position at his new job. Little does he know, none other than Draco Malfoy will be instructing his class….
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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together
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this hit me like a truck
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i don't think people understand how hard it is not to ship tomarry / harrymort because what do you mean they're borderline canonically soulmates. what do you mean they're PROPHESIED to each other. what do you mean they're literal parallels, had the same childhood circumstances but turned out the exact opposite. what do you mean harry's embodiment of the light side and tom's the embodiment of the dark even though they're so, so similar. what do you mean they both have common names even though they are anything but common. what do you mean they have uncountable amount of bible references that apply strictly to them, what do you mean harry makes sure to mention tom's the handsomest in the room whenever he sees him and apparently likes their connection. what do you mean their wands share the core of the same phoenix and therefore literally can't kill each other even if they wanted to. what do you mean harry wanted to gave him another chance despite everything he's done, what do you mean tom offered him his hand, what do you mean harry killed tom at same age except the order of the number is reversed. what do you mean harry's eyes are the same colour as tom's favourite unforgivable (avada) AND the colour of his house, what do you mean TOM'S eyes are the colour of harry's favourite defence spell (expelliarmus) and the colour of his house. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S OTHER HALF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARRY IS LITERALLY TOM'S SOUL??? 😭
NOT TO MENTION THESE THINGS AREN'T EVEN FANON LIKE...? lmk if i missed something though.
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"Down on your knees and adore me" A little bit late, but Tom deserves an extra gift. Or is it Harry unwrapping his New Year's gift?..
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Embrace your love for fictional toxic romances 😌😏
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No, I didn't forget about those WIPs, time just moves differently for me. For you, it's been years; for me, it's just been a few seconds, maybe a minute
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embarrassing taste in men
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What makes Tom so compelling is that he has, like, regular people emotions but the only way he expresses them are middle school bully, barbecue dad, and disney prince
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i didn’t end up finishing tomarry week cause i got distracted…..but enjoy what i did get done !!!!!! ghkjghkjnhg
** no you may not have any context for these lmao
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I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent
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In which Harry doesn’t kill Tom in the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry: I feel bad about killing Tom…
Dumbledore: You can keep him so long as he’s on a tight leash.
Harry: Literally? 🤔
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Back at it with the Tomarry- You have no idea how badly I wanna draw ssoooo much of this ship
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whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)
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reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i'm doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him
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