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you’ve been a prisoner of war since you were ten years old but the prodigal son is finally returning and this time you have a battle plan. you’ve been to war. you’re the trueborn son of a lord and your only living sibling is your older sister (notably a woman), so there’s no threat to your succession. basically? you have this lord of the seven kingdoms shit in the bag. there’s a red comet in the sky and that comet is YOU, baby! got your nice doublet on and everything. everything’s coming up theon everything’s coming up greyjoy this time for me. Unfortunately your dad is immediately pissed at you he says theon you look gay as fuck. theon i bet that necklace wasn’t even looted. theon did NED STARK turn you GAY during your CAREFREE YEARS LIVING IT UP AS A CHILD PRISONER OF WAR. Like omg i JUST got here. and to make matters worse while you were away everybody became a feminist so you aren’t even heir to pyke anymore you’re just somebody’s flop gay son. you’re just somebody’s flop gay son on a rock in the ocean foreverrr

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every night, i fall asleep to the gentle lull of my beautiful wife (libby) reading me a bedtime story (audiobook)

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books eattt

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libby my love

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just typed in the formula 1 tag and the first result was 'verstappenxreader'. nowhere is safe

just bought a F1 shirt. Redbull. Verstappen. G-force. Lewis Hamilton. send post.

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i have to learn this stuff now so i don't get the ole 'name three drivers' 'tell me the billboard top 100 f1 clubs' + seem like a fake fan when i go out wearing it

just bought a F1 shirt. Redbull. Verstappen. G-force. Lewis Hamilton. send post.

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just bought a F1 shirt. Redbull. Verstappen. G-force. Lewis Hamilton. send post.

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im batman (teenage girl). the city needs me (it's bedtime)

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🧔🏻‍♂️ gr8jon-um6er

idk about this robb kid…I know he’s ned’s son but he seems a little green 🤨🤨🤨

🔁🧔🏻‍♂️ gr8jon-um6er

LOL NEVER MIND HIS FUCKING DIREWOLF BIT OFF TWO OF MY FINGERS 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 LMFAOOOO LOVE THIS KID 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

#king in the north

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avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times

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just in case anyone was wondering, using 4 in 1 in your hair is just as bad of an idea as it sounds!!

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it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

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rip niclays roos you would've loved good luck babe by chappell roan

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i found my favorite ides of march post and am posting a screenshot for posterity. thanks @brutaliakhoa for this gem.

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my toxic trait is going through the LinkedIn pages of people decades older than me and feeling really shitty about myself

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missing 2016 joe biden rn

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i started reading the first man in rome and hello? marius and sulla eyefucking at the forum like HELLO????

LITERALLY!! series of all time.. colleen writing the gayest/most homophobic books ever.... even at their first meeting i

^ straightest seven-times consul ever being very normal about describing a fellow roman