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[doomed-doctor]

:3 [Slow nefarious head tilt] do u want a dog kith :3 [licked on the face)

EUGH- GO PLAY WITH THE HAT BOTS.

[He hits a remote and hat bots come into drag the fox out]

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Okay! :D [Jumps out of the vents, and...immediately kicks over the nearest paint can.]

Hell is a place on earth and I work there.

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[appears from the vents] it me :3

He sighs and rubs his temples. "Just please don't make a mess."

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*noises come out of the vent in Flug's lab, like something or someone is moving inside.. coming closer*

He pauses his work hearing sounds approaching, he sighs and takes a staffed taser. Flug knocks it against the vent several times.

"Demencia! Get out of there!" The doctor scolds.

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Hey, heads up: bottlepiecemuses/childrenofgheirstotheearth is a terf (and apparently a pro-palestine genocide supporter) interacting with a lot of fandom blogs. tumblr com/sirfrogsworth/722374658378416128/i-had-an-interesting-exchange-with-this-declarer?source=share

[Wow! Holy shit, thanks for lettin me know. I absolutely don't want any of that, terfs are most definitely not allowed here. No discrimination of any kind, so yeah ty again!]

[doomed-doctor]

Happy spooky month doc!

You got anything planned for Halloween?

And a happy hallowed month to you too!

Anything planned.. We'll likely do some themed marketing if I had to guess, we do have a halloween catalogue to introduce that I think'll take of pretty well!

If I have time, I think I'll spend sometime with 5.0.5. I don't think trick or treating would be safe on the island...... something tells me we'd get far more tricks than any treats.

Either way, it'll certainly be an eventful holiday.

[doomed-doctor]

((sent an ask a while ago/don’t know if you got it. if you don’t want to reply that’s fine, and have a good day/night/something! — 🍷))

[I did answer this ask! other than that one though, I haven't gotten another so if you've sent another it's possible tumblr might have erased it, feel free to send another if you'd like!]

[doomed-doctor]

Hiya!!

Just wanna say I hope your day is going well, I know you probably don’t get that a lot but your really awesome and cool and don’t forget to drink water and take care of yourself doc (AND THE OOC TOO!!)

You know, I don't get that often.. so thank you!

I don't know if I've been called awesome before, is this what I missed in highschool-

[thank you so much :]!! make sure you take care of urself too!!]

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@wormhole-into-abyss

"I didn't breaking in actually.. (At least not this time)… The door was opened and I just walked in! I thought it should be like that…" They shrugged, looking at Dr. Flug confused and their smile become an awkward one. "Isn't that what usually happens to your clients…?"

Thinking about this make Skaz shiver a little, but they're just brushed it off as if nothing had happened.

"Ah yes, the service…" It seems that this person is very hesitant to answer this question. They looked away, thinking about something. "I have something I need help with… But like.. Is it true that HE takes payment in souls? And… Theoretically… If someone doesn't have a soul… Which, of course, I have! Such a great soul!!! But if someone doesn't have a soul… What HE can ask in exchange for help instead?

Flug huffed for a moment, turning around to write a large note about dealing with some hat-butlers before refocusing on the conversation. "No matter."

He clapped his hands and nodded. "That isn't an issue at all, we've done plenty of dealings with soulless beings. We deal with any and all kinds of creatures."

The doctor picked up a tablet and seemed to be scrolling on it before adjusting his goggles a bit. "We also accept the collection of other souls, cash, gold coins, limbs of gods and/or powerful eldritch creatures and other forms of currency."

Flug shrugged. "It all honestly depends on what you plan on buying."

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@wormhole-into-abyss

"Whoa, WHOA! Chill out, doc! I'm a villain! Isn't this a "providing help to villains" place? I saw a commercial the other day…"

Skaz tries to force themself to squeeze out a friendly smile and look polite, even if it's difficult because of their fangs

"Is this how you meet your customers? I see…"

"Most customers call or knock at the door. Breaking and entering is encouraged, just not into the manor." He informed.

After a long silence, he sighed and folded his arms. "If you're a customer then let's start over."

He cleared his throat and adjusted his coat.

"Welcome villain, to Black Hat Organization. How may we be of service to you?" The doctor spoke with a much firmer tone.

It's not hard to believe that he's done this interaction far too many times.

[doomed-doctor]

@wormhole-into-abyss

A weird and short person appeared in the Flug's laboratory right behind his back. Why? Who cares. Now they are only interested in the answer to their question.

"Hi Doc, do you… Uh… Do you have any games on your phone?"

He paused and stared at this new found intruder, grabbing a remote off to the side. The doctor hovered over the buttons, fixated on a specific one before he squinted at the new comer.

"I'm going to need one reason why I shouldn't call security to execute or remove you from the premises." He stated flatly.

[doomed-doctor]

Hey there Flug!

Have you ever been interested in the stars by any chance? I know science and planes are kinda your thing but I’m just curious is all

The stars..

Usually when I'm flying, I suppose I am invested in the sky as well. I don't know if I've done any astronomic research but on occasion, I can't help but be fascinated by them.

So uh.. short answer, yes! Sometimes, I am.

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You said before that you like man and woman but... What about nonbinary ppl, sir?

Nonbinary people count as well! Gender isn't something I have a preference on.

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no the hatbots love me >:3 wink wonk [the hell is he doing]

Mhm, whatever you say pal.

[He hits a few buttons and they lift the fox by the arms and begin to drag them out.]

Maybe they won't kick you as hard, since they like you so much.

[doomed-doctor]

@skazkaai theyre in your earlobe TRUST!!!!

I don't think I do trust.

[doomed-doctor]

..yes?

[doomed-doctor]

Woaw Doctor you have an admirerrr

At this point 'an admirer' would be inaccurate. Seems I have quite a few.