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kpop demon hunters as anime 🎶✨

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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The Fires of Pompeii - Behind the Scenes

DT & crew are totally cracking me up as they act like consummate tourists outside St Peter’s Basilica in Rome.

Excerpt from Benjamin Cook’s Pompeii article (DWM 395)

“I almost trod on a chicken,” continues Catherine. “They’re fantastic chickens, aren’t they?”

“One was flapping around my crotch for quite a long time,” says David.  “Did you see?  We’re practically married.” … David can’t decide how to deliver his ‘mad old soothsayer’ line. “Jazz hands?  Curly-wurly gesture?  Or mad Steptoe face?” he suggests.  “Or I could do all three?”

“What, on the same take?” exclaims Phil Collinson.  “No, stick with the jazz hands.” … “Please can we throw some water over Dan now?” chuckles Peter Capaldi, alias Caecilius himself. He’s as anxious as the rest of us to see the First Assistant Director get drenched [standing in for the Pyrovile].

The actual Pyrovile will be added in post-production. “Get ready, everybody,” says Dan, with the weary resignation of a man who knows that he’s about to get a soakin’.  “I only want to do this once.”

Two minutes later, and Francois has thrown a bucket of water over the First Assistant, an expensive-looking piece of lightening equipment, and an even-more-expensive-looking camera. […]men with mops clean up the mess.  Too late for David, though, who’s slipped over in it once already.

“Was that you screaming like a girl just then?” asks Phil, popping up from behind the camera monitor.

“Was it? Certainly not,” says David. “Well, I can’t admit to it!”

“But are you all right?”

“No, no, I’m fine.  It’s only water.” David grimaces. “Much easier to work with than chickens.”

Part two of this photoset:  [ two ] [ three ] [ four ] Other Doctor Who behind-the-scenes photoset posts: [ here ]

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I LOVE THIS THING❗️❗️❗️

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Can't tell if it's because of Elijah Wood's portrayal of Frodo, the characterization of book Frodo, or my obsession with the shire and hobbiton, but all I know is that I've fallen hopelessly in love with Frodo Baggins

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miss being a kid when I would just swing on the swingset and come up with elaborate storywriting and worldbuilding for fun. Now I spend 5 minutes coming up with a character's backstory and the I quit

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Signs my brain is finally developing

-I can read a book for fun while having my phone right next to me, and I don't get distracted

-I no longer need gossip or crushes in my life to make it exciting

-I get more enjoyment reading LotR than watching the films

-I can finally like pink, makeup, and boy bands without feeling ashamed

-Mozart fucking slaps

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I think my girlfriend is tired of my shit 🩷

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my choir teacher played us the song Roads Go Ever On, and I was like, 'damn this is good songwriting, especially the lyrics. I need to find the artist and listen to more songs'. But when I looked it up I found it was by Tolkien. Of course it was fucking Tolkien

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still can't believe that supernatural's ending conclusion is that you can kill God but you can't be bisexual

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Quotes from my History Professor I think about a lot

"I think Elon Musk is in the bible somewhere"

“I won’t make a joke about selling drugs … but that’s what you gotta do working at (our university)"

“I signed you all up for adoption, you all have children now.”

“King George wakes up one day and can just say ‘Fuck this shit!’ and veto everything.” 

(about the war of 1812) "It's like one of those 90s parties with LSD and everyone's waving glowsticks"

(crawling on his knees) "I'm James Madison, but my friends call me Jemmy" (makes peace signs). 

"my youngest son plays soccer, and one of his teammates looks like James k polk"

"He's always watching. He's a spooky motherfucker"

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headcannon that Vanessa fluently speaks German, but only because her mom forced Doofenshmirtz to teach it to her. Her mother found it "good for her education and culture". After they got a divorce he stopped talking to her in German. However, he forgets that she actually speaks it. Sometimes she walks in on his evil plans to find him muttering to himself, only to jumpscare him with, "I can understand you, you know,"

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I love how Gandalf is like the anti-Dumbledore. Dumbledore is calm, kind, and encouraging. Gandalf meanwhile is constantly loosing his shit and insulting the hobbits. Gandalf would absolutely scream "Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire!" if he was headmaster at Hogwarts

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250413 @ dominATE world tour in mexico city

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Candace says "fuck" all the time but we see a censored version where her language is cleaned up.

Doofenshmirtz used to say "fuck" but he stopped after having a daughter, even after she grew up and started saying "fuck" all the time herself.

Isabella doesn't say "fuck" because naughty words are against the Fireside Girls rules.

Ferb would say "fuck" but it's a waste of his daily line-of-dialog.

Beford used to say "fuck" until Baljeet dared him not to and it worked.

Perry would say "fuck" but he can't talk.

Phineas is physically unable to say "fuck".

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While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

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