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I wish there was a Silmarillion but for hobbit history

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and who says rosie wasn’t having her own adventures instead of just waiting around for sam to come back??

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The more I think about it, the more it's genuinely insane to me that extroverts exist. Like what do you mean being around people gives you energy?? That's like saying you feel rested and energized after staying up all night

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i can’t listen to “would that i” by hozier without thinking of sam and frodo it makes me feel sick

Sam’s Verse:

With the roar of the fire, my heart rose to its feet

Like the ashes of ash I saw rise in the heat

Settle soft and as pure as snow

I fell in love with the fire long ago

Frodo’s Verse:

With each love I cut loose, I was never the same

Watching still living roots be consumed by the flame

I was fixed on your hand of gold

Laying waste to my lovin' long ago

LIKE FUCK OFF?? ITS SO THEM AND ITS DEVASTATING??

got this from an edit of them which made me sad

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cancel dwarves

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I firmly believe the best and most fun relationship dynamics come from media which is focused on conflict and wherein the author had no intention of creating the slightest bit of romantic tension between characters. That's how you get people who develop actual chemistry because they go through conflict and overcome it together. That's where you get characters who have goals and are independent of each other yet still willing to work together for a common goal. When chemistry develops, it develops outside of a need for a partner. And when unhealthy codependence is formed by actual conflict it is so much more realistic. Characters who fight for and against each other are where it's at.

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you never know!

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the more I see photos of lotr film characters the more I realize that every man in the series is lowkey hot

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it's wild how Lord of the Rings has aged better than Harry Potter, despite being written 50 years prior. At least Lord of the Rings doesn't pretend that slavery is good, and portrays women respectfully

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He's a ten but he's older than my great grandfather

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In the best way possible, frodo baggins has such frog energy. I mean, look at this hobbit. He was definitely a frog in a past life. Even his name sounds frog like

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Welcome to my blog!

Hey, I'm Annalisse! I'm 18 years old and in my first year at college studying polisci and vocal performance.

Primary fandoms: Lackadaisy, Batman, Good Omens, Peaky Blinders, Twilight, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Over the Garden Wall, The Owl House, Classic Rock (mainly the Beatles, Queen, and David Bowie)

Interests: Digital art, painting, violin, opera, classical music, musical theatre, acting, creative writing

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every time i watch the movies i think

bro in the books pippin was like 11. bro was a fetus. he would NOT have been able to snag those fireworks. i am sorry but that is true.

doesn't make the scene not fucking hilarious tho. we love the failures.

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frodo is my muse 💔💔

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Modern fantasy authors: “I can’t use English month names because that’s too immersion breaking, so I created a new calendar where each month is named after one of the gods in their pantheon”

Tolkien: “yeah so that all happened on October 23rd, and they stayed there until mid December”

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Merry and Pippin ate all the apples that Frodo had painstakingly picked, what a shame!