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if I had a nickel for every time Richard Armitage played a character with "dragon sickness" in a 3-part screen adaptation of a famous novel series that featured major homoerotic vibes between the two male leads and culminates with his character dying in the final act, I'd have two nickels etc etc

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was not expecting to get monsterfucker!Leslie Jones today but we’re happy to have her

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gently placing a casting call for a queer-coded dad-shaped character in recovery outside my door to attract any feral Con O’Neills nearby

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Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

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This is my design.

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Level 1: Porn with plot

Level 2: Porn with social commentary

Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications

Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos

Level 5: Porn with math

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The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

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perfection @sourweather (+whoever the prevs were)

I know it probably exists somewhere but I think it would be fun to read a fic where the FBI want to go after a serial killer but need Hannibal’s help, and they want to be sure he doesn’t work with the guy, so they fake Will’s death and say this guy did it and then just release Hannibal like a rabid bloodhound

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Saltburn? oh you mean the lengths millennials will go to for home ownership?

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I’m the “dump him” friend. The “take all your breaks & vacation” friend. The “tell them you can’t unless they pay you more” friend. The “reminding you at every opportunity who tf you are” friend.

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If I stop drawing Hannibal with religious symbolism, I’m dead in the ground

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I'm sorry if I feminize Peter Parker too much. It's my religion. Amen.

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Michael Sheen explaining emoji innuendo to a horrified David Tennant

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If Crowley and Aziraphale were forced to work together yet of course they’d insist they’re totally over each other and there is NOTHING between them they don’t even like each other!!!

But all the people somehow stuck in situations with them would have a permanent eye roll because

They’d keep on having conversations without using any words because they don’t even need them anymore to know what the other one wants

Crowley would just eg climb up a massive bookshelf with Aziraphale just looking at him without any shock and he’d just say “it’s okay he can do that” seeing other people’s confused expressions

They would just randomly disappear in a bakery because “oh my gosh, Crowley, it’s a new one!”

and “oh, Crowley, look how beautiful the sky is tonight!”

“hold on we can go in a bit, but Aziraphale will definitely want to go to this bookshop first”

“okay but Crowley has been driving for a whole day, let him rest”

“wait it’s a new special edition; let me get it for Aziraphale”

“wait so this camera can take pictures of space?! I am getting it for Crowley”

People: So you two are alright now?

Both: WHAT?! NEVER.

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I would like to congratulate Kate Stewart in the acquisition, relocation and rebranding of the Avengers Tower after the tragic death of Tony Stark.

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The Doctor calling himself honey and kissing his own forehead is canon