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An AU where...

no-one realises that Aizawa's quirk is just his hair moving and eyes changing colour. He's still a hero because people are so terrified of him that they freeze up in a fight.

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bunnix is TIRED of them

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I have this headcanon where wings will outgrow baby furies for a couple weeks until the rest of their bodies catch up to them. They're pretty clumsy during this period of time, gotta get used to the weight of their new extensions😋.

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he so doomed

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But it was past his bedtime, and Chester didn’t have the clearance to hand out detentions. He stooped to pick up a Sharpie from the dirty ground, washed it off, then went to play cards.

Prom Season, Chapter 14

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You know I've been thinking about it for a while but in Challenge The Game Midoriya's stats should actually be decently higher than his classmates (on average) because he's been stat grinding basically his whole life.

It also occurs to me that Inko would absolutely volunteer to help him learn his Quirk, which means she was probably in his Party a lot, so she's probably got some wild stats

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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that one scrapped episode

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Shapeshifter au thoughts. While I don’t think Stan can ever completely lose his ‘true’ form I think he spent so much time shifted over the 10 years alone that he tends to shift himself around without thinking, so maintain true form takes work. (Unless @browniefox thinks something else is cooler haha)

Feel free to ask me questions :3

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A ghost speak headcanon I have is that Latin was originally a ghost language.

That's why all the summongings are in Latin and why ghosts will speak in Latin sometimes when speaking to humans.

This is because there are a lot of different ghost languages that fall under ghost speak but Latin was the easiest one for humans to learn (because it was the most similar to a normal human language). That's why people say "Latin is a dead language", it's a miss hearing, a miss translation over the ages in the long game of telephone that is history.

Latin isn't a dead language, Latin is the language of the dead.

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Do you think the first night was the hardest?

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therapys going great

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something about ladders. I own ten guns!!!!🌲🌲

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Nimona (2023) + text posts

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Date Night

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look at my horses boy

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this meme cracks me upppp