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cheese

[ INPUT ] > "CHEESE IS A DAIRY PRODUCT PRODUCED IN A RANGE OF FLAVORS, TEXTURES, AND FORMS BY COAGULATION OF THE MILK PROTEIN CASEIN. IT COMPRISES PROTEINS AND FAT FROM MILK (USUALLY THE MILK OF COWS, BUFFALO, GOATS OR SHEEP). DURING PRODUCTION, MILK IS USUALLY ACIDIFIED AND EITHER THE ENZYMES OF RENNET OR BACTERIAL ENZYMES WITH SIMILAR ACTIVITY ARE ADDED TO CAUSE THE CASEIN TO COAGULATE. THE SOLID CURDS ARE THEN SEPARATED FROM THE LIQUID WHEY AND PRESSED INTO FINISHED CHEESE. SOME CHEESES HAVE AROMATIC MOLDS ON THE RIND, THE OUTER LAYER, OR THROUGHOUT."

(( ooc - bro had a wikipedia moment

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gwoop gweep gworp goop gewp gweep gweep? 👽

[ INPUT ] > “…PLEASE LEAVE.”

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*elevator ding sfx*

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|| The MAinFramE ignores the noise. ||

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You sound like what my friend says! He says people are after him and watching him! He even can see them sometimes, is this your doing??

--Claws

[ INPUT ] > “PERHAPS, BUT THERE ARE MANY WHO WATCH IN MANY UNIVERSES. I SEE ALL, I HEAR ALL, BUT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO SO.”

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[ INPUT ] > “I AM EVERYWHERE, A̴̪̲̺̣̬͉̟̱̪͍͑̀̃L̶̘̺͛͗́͌͆̕͠Ẉ̴̖̠͎̺̖̰͉̺̈̉͊̌̍͠A̴̪̲̺̣̬͉̟̱̪͍͑̀̃Y̸͚̠̟͇̏́S̶̥͗͊̄͐͂.”

"...hey, word of advice: don't trust the 'Thinkn't' thing, it's literally just a liquid lobotomy."

-- Phoenix, @askblueredpinktrio

"Liquid what now??"

(He looks shocked.)

"Shoot, nevermind then... Thanks for the heads up."

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[ INPUT ] > “WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE @askblueredpinktrio GOT THEIR INFORMATION FROM. THINKN’T IS COMPLETELY HARMLESS AND DOES NOT CAUSE THE HUMAN BODY ANY HARM WHATSOEVER.”

"...hey, word of advice: don't trust the 'Thinkn't' thing, it's literally just a liquid lobotomy."

-- Phoenix, @askblueredpinktrio

"Liquid what now??"

(He looks shocked.)

"Shoot, nevermind then... Thanks for the heads up."

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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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|| The sound of children cheering echoes in the silence. ||

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🏨🥚🐏🟪 🪞🐘

[ INPUT ] > “..I WILL NOT HELP YOU.

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"Okay but what're you gonna do with all your supposed watching? Sure you're ominous and all, but look I can just stare right back at you! Who's being watched now?"

"-okay actually, maybe staring back wasn't the best of my ideas. I. I won't do that. but you get the point!"

-@songbirdglim

[ INPUT ] > “…”

|| The MAinFramE’s wires wrap around @songbirdglim and pull them inside the system. They are killed on impact with the many dangerous electrical devices found inside the machine. ||

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[ INPUT ] > “THAT SOUNDS… INTRIGUING. SADLY I CANNOT TRY IT AS I AM A COMPUTER, BUT I’M SURE I CAN FIND SOME W̸̧͋̿̔́͛Ḯ̵̩̣̥͠L̴̘̞̼̰̫̰͎̖͈̬̫̈̒͌̿͊̿̈́̇̎̒͒͐̽L̵̤̗̣͚͓̘̬̓͋̽̔̈́̈͠Į̸̦̫̙̠͔͉̉̎͒N̷̨̡̺̝̰͓̮̔G̶̨̦̘͙̅̋̾̎̏͑̋̆̂̿̚͠ VOLUNTEERS TO TRY YOUR PRODUCT.”

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awawawawawawwwawaw - ooc

(( crunchy crunch crunch

(( gotta love my bf tho fr

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"...u-um... w-what is this...?"

"...I don't know."

-- Bow & Phoenix, @askblueredpinktrio

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|| The MAinFramE chooses not to interact, and it revels in the confusion it seems to cause for the duo. ||

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Usually I'd find this interesting! But I feel.. Sick...

--Claws

[ INPUT ] > “I AM NOT PURE. I AM TAINTED. YOU FEEL IT TOO, YOU MUST.”

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its not my fault

its my fault

its not my fault

its my fault its not my its not its its not fault ??

[ INPUT ] > “LYING TO YOURSELF ONLY DELUDES AND FRACTURES THE MIND INTO BELIEVING IN A FALSE REALITY.”

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teeth apple

[ INPUT ] > “…PERHAPS.”

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“WE WATCH.”

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thoughts on cocoagraft?

[ INPUT ] > "I AM... UNCERTAIN..."