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not sure what folks be talkin about i look fuckin amazin n dapper as shit folks just be mean well most folks gotta give it 2 eridan there cuz cronus yer current digs do make you look like yer trying 2 sell like a fuckin back alley hot tub out of yer van

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time 2 pinch everyone not wearing green so basically time 2 pinch everyone not in this mansion brb

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pour one out for all the sad motherfucks who are going out in this bs fuckin frosty balls of steel

fuck this fuckin fuck shit snow fuck godamn nah  nah man fuck this shit im stayin in 2day fuck all this snow forever

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fuck this fuckin fuck shit snow fuck godamn nah  nah man fuck this shit im stayin in 2day fuck all this snow forever

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>Valentine’s Special

You have to give Clover credit...naming this drug you’ve been put in charge of “Love Potion” really did a number on sales considering the holiday.  Most of the men working for you reported a sales spike and chances are that means an increase in orders. Business is booming as they would say. Of course, that means a shift in tactics.  While it’s great the drug’s popularity is steadily rising...that means it is only a matter of time before it will begin catching the unwanted attention.  So a fair bit of the street dealing is now done by men loyal to you and your group...or at least loyal enough they know better than to snitch if the cops catch them.  Really though, most are beyond delighted to work for ya, their own profits gaining.  As long as the Felt get their proper cut and due, you’ve giving them the go-ahead to add their own personal service fees to their dealings...knowing full well the demand and their own greed will increase the street cost. Which is where you come in.  Because unlike your dealers, you’re the guy who keeps the cost at the base because you’re such a “friendly fellow”.  When you show up, it’s like you’re the damn ice cream truck as the degenerates and addicts flock...because you’re their “buddy”. Willing to cut them breaks and at a price that soothes their fevered souls. Your other dealers may offer them access at any time if they can pay the costs...you’re the guy who if they can just hold out a wee bit longer...you can give them what they want for a price they can afford. At this point you’ve figured out the overall time before the shakes and cravings really kick in....timing your appearances for those moments when desperation is just at that feverish pitch and they’re willing to do just about anything for a taste.  You’re the guy they whisper about to their trusted friends.  They love you, they’d probably die and kill for you. And considering Doc is the one really running the show, you expect they will in due time.

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damn you said it best full tilt motherfuckin miracles

holy fuck i know absolutely nothing about cakes

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this shits like crazy alchemy like the actual fuck theres a bajillion fuckton types like wehre did they come from where did they go cottoneye joe like how did i not realize there was this many godamn cakes

holy fuck i know absolutely nothing about cakes

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holy fuck i know absolutely nothing about cakes

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cant complain about anythin it was everythin i was hopin for hope ya made some fuckin mad bank on them vday baked goods

hopin everyone had a bitchin good valentines day wink wonk

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hopin everyone had a bitchin good valentines day wink wonk

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theres a good number of words all up in this language and you just had 2 up and make a new shittier one despite that

Deprussy

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good 2 know cuz honestly expect this mansion is made up of at least 22% chucklefuckery down 2 the cornerstone like aint no bug bomb gonna remove that its a chronic case of the chucklefucks all up in

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i cant believe we never make porrim happy ah hell

I said o+nly when yo+u’re co+mplete chucklefucks.  Partial chucklefuckery is quite humo+ro+us, ho+nestly.

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((also dibs))

(WHO IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF COMA?!)

((There will be a full out brawl in the Felt regarding Coma’s new ownership and the Dibs pile in three…two…))

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hek ye hek ye omw

I’m offering (1) hug

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dibs

I’m offering (1) hug

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