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This time on ace has a mental breakdown: bigger, deeper cuts and more blood than ever before!!

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why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

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what are we doing lowkeyfandoms

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Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

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Reblog if you'd date an asexual

And I dont mean if youre like “yeah, I’d date one because sometimes they still have sex” I mean reblog if you’re okay with having a relationship without any sex involved. I don’t mean a relationship without love because there are other ways to display affection and love just without sex. That’s it.

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*marries u but only as a friend*

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okay. Neither mod catwhiskers or I have been doing a good job at keeping this blog running,  so we’re opening up mod applications. If you wish to be a mod for this blog, please fill out this form to register. If you are not chosen to mod, please respect our choice and leave it be. You can ask why you were not chosen, but please be respectful. I’ve been harassed one too many times for that reason, and I will no longer tolerate it. anyways blah blah mod apps are open! come join us in this verbal garbage fest haha

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Gemini: (breathes)

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The Truth About Trafalgar Law’s Surprised Face:

INHERITED WILL

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look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

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Someone: aww are you guys dating???

Me: we're in a pirate alliance

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Kids Provide the Voices of Different Animals in a European Ad for Bottled Mineral Water

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Psst hey yall should check out my au blog aus-from-the-grave

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33rd au from the grave

You've called in sick for work every day for the past two weeks and I'm beginning to think you're faking it so I went over to your house to tell you to get back to work but holy shit you were NOT faking and you look half dead do you need me to take you to the hospital

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He couldn’t get up fast enough