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When I heard Cherry by Harry Styles play while Belly and Conrad were in the car I nearly SOBBED they really popped off on the music huh
What the fuck is the music budget on The Summer I Turned Pretty? Fleetwood Mac? Otis Redding?? ELO??? Taylor Swift????
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"i would rather have someone shoot me in the head with a nail gun repeatedly than have to watch [jeremiah] touching her like that all night."
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can't control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head
#READ THE ROOM ERIK#yes the angel of music is very strict but damn man you gotta respect my energy when I’m locked in
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Like a new friend!
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)
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the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself
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Lex Luther would totally have a severed floor in his company.
#based purely on watching Superman 2025 but I think it makes sense for him#god I need season 3 of severance to come out so bad#lex luthor#superman#superman 2025#severance
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i love thinking about the character! *actively pacing around the room, breathing heavily, on the verge of tears*
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When Nick Valentine really doesn’t want to deal with someone he just does an impression of a pre-recorded outgoing voicemail message at them and does his best to pretend he’s not really there. Eyes unblinking, lips somehow barely moving to the naked eye. They’ll ask him a question and after a brief pause he’ll hit them with: “Hi, you’ve reached the Valentine Detective Agency. I’m currently away from my office or choosing not to participate in this conversation. Please leave your message after the tone. Beeeep.”
It’s the same silly, exaggerated beep he did at those caravanning kidnappers to scare them away from the mayor’s daughter, but he’s so committed to the bit that it has people second guessing themselves.
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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In case you were wondering what my Snapchat looks like lately 👀
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