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I hope this doesn't find you by ann liang is so jily coded

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fearless

i don't know how it gets better than this

you take my hand and drag me headfirst, fearless

this is fucking wolfstar's song

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Kaz: My daughter made 110 Kruge on her lemonade stand in less than an hour. People were handing her 5s and 10s and she assertively said thank you for the tip and didnt offer change

Kaz: Im very proud

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six of crows but they’re all childhood friends in a middle school friendgroup and the ice court is their lunch table that was stolen from them by a group of freshman (brum) that had previously taken matthias under their wing

the entire plot line is just them plotting how to get to the table first and intimidating brum enough to not beat them up 

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Jesper Fahey & Inej Ghafa

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this book is so funny

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i hope this doesn't find you by ann liang

“You have to understand...If you knew the effect you had on me, how often I think about you, the things I would do for you...I wouldn't stand a chance against you ever again. You would have taken everything from me," he goes on in a rush, like the words are burning him from within, like he has to get it out before the pain becomes overwhelming. "Not just a debating championship or some points for a test or a fancy award or a spot in a competition—but my whole heart. My pride. God, my sanity. It would all be over. You would annihilate me.”

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13 year old percy made annabeth a friendship bracelet one day during arts and crafts and when he gave it to her, she made a face. “you don’t have to take it,” he said. “shut up,” she said as she grabbed it from him. “of course i do.” 

(it had taken percy a few years to realize that she hadn’t been making a face of disgust, she’d been trying to keep herself from crying)

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and then i go and spoil it all by saying somethin' stupid like 'i love you'

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[Iris messaging]

Percy: So do you wanna come over and watch a movie?

Annabeth, teasing: I don't know, I'm pretty comfortable, don't know if I wanna leave my dorm

Percy: Oh okay

Percy: Guess I'll just sit here

Percy: Alone

Percy: Cold

Percy: Nobody to cuddle with

Annabeth, laughing: Oh shut up I'm putting my shoes on

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a little office christmas au

it’s a monday in the office, which is arguably one of the worst things.

and then, as henry goes to prepare his first cup of tea for the day, he sees the actual worst thing, which is this:

someone has planted a sprig of mistletoe above the doorway to the office breakroom.

this is a problem. the breakroom, firstly, has henry’s favorite water dispenser, which dispenses just the right degree of hot water for his tea.

now he has to use the other, less ideal dispenser because he will not be caught under that door next to someone horrid. hunter, for instance.

or, even worse: his office crush, alex, whom henry has only just recently got up the courage to speak to during lunch breaks, and now he can’t, and now his tea will be all cold.

he wonders who’s responsible for this. whoever it is should consider themselves lucky if henry never finds out.

“did you know,” henry says to pez one day, “mistletoe is actually a parasitic plant?”

“whoa,” says alex, passing by his cubicle. “who are you, scrooge?” he laughs his easy, beautiful laugh as he walks away.

henry rather wishes he could fling himself into the nearest paper shredder.

he knows it wasn’t pez’s doing; it’s exactly the sort of thing pez would proudly admit to if he could.

perhaps it was hunter? the thought is a bleak one.

but then henry spots nora and june putting the mistletoe to good use, which, good for them, and which solves that mystery, henry supposes.

one day henry has to double back to the office. he’s left his keys. he expects the place will empty.

except that it’s not, because alex is there. he’s taking the mistletoe down. he looks strangely crestfallen.

“what are you doing?” henry demands before alex can toss it in with the rubbish.

alex glances up, caught.

“it was you?” henry asks. “you’re the one who put up the mistletoe?”

“it was wishful thinking on my part anyway,” says alex.

“what do you mean?”

“you called it a parasite,” alex reminds him. “and”—he looks downcast—“you started making your tea somewhere else, so.”

“oh,” says henry, rather lightheaded. “oh.”

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alex is still holding the mistletoe when they kiss for the first time. he drops it, forgotten.

henry keeps it at his desk now. he drinks his tea, which is perfect, and smiles every time alex swoops by his cubicle to sneak in another kiss.

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Sorry, Jason Grace transferred to an all boys school after breaking up with Piper, and blew every circuit in his dorm room when he found out Leo was alive?

And I’m not supposed to read anything into this???

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Annabeth: I need Percy there

Annabeth: I need someone to exchange glances with when people inevitably annoy me

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i get why everyone is discussing whether or not keefe should have been friendly with alvar. but have you considered i think it’s fun when characters do bad things

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I hate in Stellarune, when everyone was looking at Sophie after Keefe left, they kept saying she had a “new personality/attitude”. It’s so laughable because she’s kept the same energy from the first book from the newest one. The only different is that now she doesn’t have someone to talk to about it that would understand her in an emotional way. Fitz, as much as he’s an emotional support, he’s more of a sympathizer. He doesn’t have actual personal experiences and feelings like Sophie’s. Not to mention he struggles with his empathy of just listening to Sophie and not reacting to it. So yeah she’s gonna revert back to her natural habits she had before in the earliest books.

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i get where everyone talking abt how keefe was too soon to get chill with alvar is coming from but also consider keefe hasnt talked to anyone from his world other than his dad in like weeks or months idk, his mental health and empathy is all over the place and his moral compass was probably pretty flexible