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How about both characters have comedically inadequate devices but they just so happen to be entirely appropriate against each other
Jokes that never stop being funny to me #368: Someone showing up to a fight with a wildly different caliber of weapon than everyone else.
Example 1: Character shows up to a gunfight with a pocketknife.
Example 2: Character shows up to a gunfight with A FUCKING TANK
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I haven't seen Sean aged like 30 years and I wanna see dilf Sean so bad you have no idea. He lives
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me in a random day:
also me on the same day:
I'm Dutch btw
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Very tired maybe this is a stupid question but doesn't Mario Brothers imply that their last names are mario. Mario Mario and Luigi Mario???
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I'm making a terrible neocities site out of all my friends suggestions and I've decided to open the suggestion box to y'all so give me some
Rn we have:
-facepalm osiris
-drifter coin gif
-a bunch of links that don't work but say they don't work
-goku black
-the lyrics to boom by bbno$ except it never stops saying boom once it starts
-a bunch of random buttons
-awful color choices
-mouse that moves around the screen randomly
-skull cursor
I'll post the link when I'm done messing with it
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BARRETT MEMES BARRETT MEMES BARRETT MEMES
some constellation as text posts
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so I guess the bombings will continue until oil prices improve?
#fuck trump#im not going to put this in any political main tags because i really don't want to drag that onto my blog#this being generally my one space away from all that#but WHAT THE FUCK#WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WJATBT THE GFUCKKKKKKKK
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Average drifter quest
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There is something wrong with that old man and fucking him is not the solution but what if we try anyways
#hosea matthews#dutch van der linde#saladin forge#dredgenposting#destiny 2#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#this post is brought to you by melatonin and homosexuality#q star trek#bones mccoy#star trek#ofmd#izzy hands
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Pancakes but also either because I make maple syrup and you should too
@drifterslittlemuffin @prince--esque @galaxy-starshine @crow-posting too tired to think of more usernames I'm sorry
I'm boutta start a war on Tumblr
Pancakes or Waffles (Reblog with answer then tag more people)
@mifgirlcomics @belladeezbombz
@mosslover999 @the-real-great-papyrus
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We have acquired another (one of my friends was watching that stream and is now simping for drifter as "that hot guy that's good with his hands" and I am all too encouraging for that bc hell yeah someone I actually know gets it)
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Hey, it's crow-posting! Not sure why I'm blocked on that blog, but if you want to talk it out, let me know..? Otherwise I respect your decision and will leave you alone. 🙏
??????? I didn't block you ?????????? Tumblr must just be acting up
I guess put it out as note to anyone else if you seem to be blocked you probably aren't 😔
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For some reason all that Gambit I played gave me a destiny dream again and in said dream I was in a rdr2-like photo mode trying to get photo of drifters hands bc it.glitched where his gloves are off and he had several rings on and everyone was trying to figure out if there was a wedding band for Eris or not lmao
There wasn't. Was two plain gold bands on one hand (middle & pinky) and a bypass ring on the opposite middle also gold
#goofy shit#destiny 2#the drifter#weird dreams are a sife eggect of one of my medicatiodn#was qarned about it qhen i started it#myep definitely weirf#sorry for the typos I'm tryinhnto qrite this down before i firgoet and im barely awake#eris morn#drifteris
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Thanks for a great stream y'all :) nice to get on there again <3
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