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The Underrated Disney movie squad:

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Colourful Suki

Sukiicat

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I feel so old

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Dr Strange, meditating: Finally, let me just relax and—

Wong: hey look, that Spider-Kid is a criminal, Maximoff girl held an entire town hostage and tried to change reality, there’s also an alternate branch in time back in 2012 where Loki escaped with the Tesseract.

Dr. Strange:...

Wong: Look at the bright side, I found some money to buy us TWO Tuna Melt :)

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does anybody else remember when the h*nger g*mes movies were big and there was that really dark, haunting song in them about a man getting lynched and people watching it because that kind of violence was so normalized in their world (that “are you are you coming to the tree, they strung up a man, they say he murdered three” song), and then in real life they made like a club version of that song to play on the radio

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So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

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A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

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Is it weird to wonder what stabbing your leg feels like?

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Cute

My baby appreciation snaps

Featuring Gypsy, Keyon, Layla, and Gomez

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Me after reading a multi-chapter, angst with a happy ending, whirlwind of a fic that has left me filled with repressed emotions: *nodding and choking back tears* Uh huh, okay, nice. Nice, really, really *sniffle* nice.