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Проклятые земли очень красивые, спору нет, но есть один нюанс
Как же меня размотали лианники, то, что я их вижу, а они меня нет, вообще не помогает
Сил моих нет, хочу к Кар'ниссу на ручки
Скриншота этой твари несправедливо девятого уровня тоже нет, поэтому держите красивый пейзажик
Дроу не злятся, они запоминают и ставят крестик на карте
Я вернусь и подожгу вас, сучьи дети, даже если на это уйдёт весь запас алхимического огня Астариона (14 банок, а сверху ещё плюну)
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I’m a fucking bachelor now, I demand forehead kisses
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Fan art of s/o + their cursed image + aesthetic schedule
#the arcana#the arcana game#arcana memes#arcana shitposting#count lucio#lucio morgasson#julian devorak#muriel#muriel the arcana#nadia satrinava#portia devorak#asra alzanar#consul valerius#the arcana valerius#mazelinka
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It took all my strength not to insert the vampire railing quote
I don’t know if you should be thankful or not
Part 1 (it’s fine! (it’s not))
Part 2 (contains the most romantic relationship quotes you’ll ever see)
Part 3 (therapy!! (there’s not))
Part 4 (you’re here)
#baldurs gate iii#baldurs gate 3#bg3 wyll#wyll#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#bg3 oc#astarion#bg3#shadowheart#bg3 lae'zel#lae’zel#bg3 tav#bg3 memes#baldurs gate memes#baldur’s gate 3#incorrect quotes#bg3 incorrect quotes
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Hewwo!
#the arcana#the arcana game#the arcana memes#arcana shitposting#count lucio#lucio morgasson#julian devorak#muriel#muriel the arcana#nadia satrinava#portia devorak#consul valerius#asra alnazar#faust the arcana#the arcana valerius
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Part 1 (it’s fine! (it’s not))
Part 2 (contains the most romantic relationship quotes you’ll ever see)
Part 3 (you’re here)
Part 4 (not a single railing joke, honestly)
#baldur's gate#baldurs gate memes#wyll#bg3 wyll#lae'zel#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#shadowheart#astarion#bg3 oc#bg3 memes#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate iii#incorrect quotes#bg3 incorrect quotes
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Part 1
Part 2 (romantic edition)
Part 3 (romantic edition)
Part 4
Part 5 (you’re here)
#the arcana#arcana memes#the arcana game#arcana shitposting#muriel#muriel the arcana#asra alzanar#julian devorak#lucio morgasson#count lucio#portia devorak#nadia satrinava#consul valerius#the arcana valerius#incorrect quotes#arcana incorrect quotes
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Caught ‘em, grab faster
@hyper-real-hedgehog @fleur-bailius
(Confession: you’d make a great specimen for studying)
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Part 1 (it’s fine! (it’s not))
Part 2 (you’re here)
Part 3 (therapy!! (there’s not))
Part 4 (not a single railing joke, honestly)
#baldur's gate#baldurs gate memes#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate iii#astarion#bg3 oc#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#lae'zel#shadowheart#wyll#bg3 wyll#bg3#incorrect quotes#bg3 incorrect quotes
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Giving a fuck about what?
Part 1
Part 2 (romantic edition)
Part 3 (romantic edition)
Part 4 (you’re here)
Part 5
#the arcana#the arcana game#arcana shitposting#count lucio#lucio morgasson#julian devorak#the arcana nadia#nadia satrinava#muriel#muriel the arcana#asra alnazar#portia devorak#consul valerius#the arcana valerius#mercedes#melchior#mercedes and melchior#arcana incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#the arcana memes
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“Daedric hoes are the best, trust” (Mannimarco, 3 minutes before he and Vanus had to be fished out of Ceporah tower, flooded with strangely sparking fluids and Vaerminas servants, by Iachesis)
#teso#the elder scrolls#tes memes#incorrect quotes#tes incorrect quotes#narsis dren#mannimarco#vanus galerion#vannimarco#yes implied and what#vanimarco#lyris titanborn#ashlander#dunmer#sheogorath#daedra
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Hey, pstpstpst, I brought something
Soft domestic fluff with M6 — Waking Up
Asra
Shop now opens an hour later.
Yes, that’s a new schedule. Something about different day length, did you know-
No, Faust is not bribed with snaccs, she’s just hanging out on the doorknob, why?
Oh, look how conveniently you are snuggled, now it will be considered a crime to separate yourselves, and you don’t want crimes in your house, do you?
He doesn’t want to hear anything about bribery being considered a crime
Asra really just wants to enjoy every minute you’re together, when nothing is bothering you or demanding immediate attention (which happens all the time, hard magicians’ life)
Mornings are the most suitable time, when you can speak unhurriedly, dream a little and plan your little next week’s adventure
Nadia
Nadia has to wake up early, even on holidays :(
That habit is ingrained so deeply that it is an outright surprise for her if you don’t share it. Everyone rise early to get everything done, no?..
It warms her heart to see you so relaxed and satisfied in your bedchambers like nowhere else
She leaves, but servants are already preparing everything for your awakening
Nadia will make up for all the skipped morning caresses in the afternoon-
Lots of kisses and tea brewed with petals will improve your mood, whichever way you woke up
One day you wake up and first thing you feel is the weight on the other side of the bed
Your eyes fly open just to see Nadia’s ruby ones filled with tenderness and adoration, as she observes you and smiles bright and soft at your expression
Only then you notice the lightest tracing of her elegant fingers caressing your pillow-marked cheek
Julian
Julian is headed straight to work upon waking up
This man’s body wakes up much later than his brain does — it occurs to him it’s time to eat only an hour or two after he dug into his notes
Do you like taking naps? Good
After a brief activity burst (which consist of wolfing down the delicious breakfast you brought him) he is back in bed
No, not a single movement for at least half an hour.
Perharps, besides…
Yeah, pillow fights, sounds incredible
May or may not pretend that you stabbed him with a narrow one to doze off a little
Are deadmen supposed to have such a death grip on their killers, huh?
Portia
Portia is an early bird
The earlier you wake up, the more time there is to get done with work and have fun!
Extremely energetic + wants you besides immediately
Before you know what is going on, she is already straddling you and tickling your sides
She wants to press her nose into yours until you wake up, to peer into your eyes with her bright blue ones. But she just can’t contain her excited giggling at the simple thought of the spooked little jump you’ll definitely make
She’ll get there one morning, don’t even doubt.
If you get too cranky, she will leave you be… for a week at most.
Muriel
Muriel will leave at dawn, desperately trying not to wake you. He doesn’t want to disturb you; it’s his chores after all
He ignores your demands to stop to consider every chore only his own
Will ask Inanna to check on you if he is wandering far into the forest. He knows you will be safe, it’s just… He feels more reassured this way
Congratulations are guarded by a big floofy wolf, who thinks to guard = to lie flat on you and sometimes poke her nose in yours
She’s right, honestly
If you are tough enough to sleep through that, prepare for the ultimate attack: breakfast
Riding proudly on the wolf’s back to the kitchen, you are greeted with a “good morning” hum
As you eat half-sleepily, Muriel adoringly studies your face, trying and failing to hide it
His own face turns slightly red, when you try to feed him a little bit of your portion, even though he has already eaten
You succeed.
Lucio
If it was up to him, he would be staying under the covers till the sun has passed its peak
Oh, wait, it is up to him. The deal is sealed then.
And he will be very delighted to have you in his arms
Carefully, you won’t be able to escape after indulging even once. Lazy and long mornings, stretches, laughter and adoring stares… Who would be, honestly?
After crawling out of the bed and eating it’s time to refine your day plans. Ones for evening are the most exciting
After that he will attend to his training
“You want all of me hard as steel, don’t you? ;)”
Will encourage you to join him and will literally beam if you say yes
First headcanon post, there we go
Masterlist, if you wish
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