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Prelude to Prison
Lan Zhan: this was a bad idea
Wei Wuxian: Wangji bby it's fiiine eveything is fiiine
Lan Zhan: everything is NOT FINE! We broke five rules! FIVE!
Nie Huaisang: Actually we're up to 8.
Lan Zhan: EIGHT?! BY THE GODS, I AM A DISGRACE TO THE LAN NAME. DISHONOR ON ME. DISHONOR ON MY RABBITS-
Wei Wuxian: Why would you tell him that, now he's hyperventilating
Lan Zhan: YOUR BROTHER IS IN JAIL, WHY AREN'T YOU MORE CONCERNED?
Wei Wuxian: ehh, he'll be ok. we're gonna get him now
Nie Huaisang: yeah! we're gonna- wait
Nie Huaisang: Now?? Like...Now-Now? like 'break him out of prison' now????
Wei Wuxian: That's the plan!
Nie Huaisang: BY LAN XICHEN'S SWEET ASS, WE CAN'T DO THAT! WE'LL GET ARRESTED TOO!
Lan Zhan: pls don't ever use my brother's ass as a cuss again
Nie Huaisang: I'M NOT BUILT FOR PRISON, WEI WUXIAN! I'M A TWINK, I'LL BE OBLITERATED ON SIGHT!
Lan Zhan: Mn.
Wei Wuxian: haha Lan Zhan said ass
#Lan Zhan#Lan Wangji#wei wuxian#wei ying#nie huaisang#jiang cheng#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#Drunk Wangji#this is what happens when u have a Boys Night#ppl get arrested Lan Zhan cusses Xichen's ass gets brought up and Zixuan is somewhere screaming in a tree
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Local Drunk Man Misses His Husband: More at 11
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Drunk Wangji got a hold of some liquor and has a singular choice word for JC
#lan wangji#lan zhan#hanguang jun#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#mdzs Twitter#drunk wangji
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