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DS!Error: I wanna be a knight!

DS!Cross, a knight: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE!

DS!Error: Man, I want some of that in my life!

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DS!Cross: DS!Shine’s out the will.

DS!Shine: That’s honestly fair. I deserve that.

DS!Shade: Wait, you have a will? Already? You haven’t even graduated.

DS!Cross: I’ve done some things in my life. Upset the wrong people.

DS!Ink, you have a will too, right?

DS!Ink: Lots. Good luck figuring out which one’s real.

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DS!Shade and DS!Ink: speaking Spanish

DS!Shade: I know, I know.

DS!Cross: You speak Spanish?

DS!Shade: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language DS!Ink speaks.

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DS!Shine: It’s not that I don’t trust uncle Blue, I just… don’t ’t trust his impulse control.

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DS!Shine: Can I have some water?

DS!Ink: starts chugging their water bottle

DS!Ink: chokes from drinking too fast

DS!Ink: spills water all over themself

DS!Ink, coughing: I don't have any water.

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DS!Shade: Where are your parents?

DS!Cross: What are parents?

DS!Shade: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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DS!Cross, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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DS!Nightmare: Pardon the intrusion, but-

DS!Cross: On this moment or just my life in general?

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DS!Blue: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

DS!Nightmare: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

DS!Dream: Three of us saw it, DS!Nightmare. How do you explain that?

DS!Nightmare: points at DS!Shade Sleep deprivation. points at DS!Dream Paranoia. points at DS!Ink Delusional personality disorder.

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DS!Dream: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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DS!Nightmare: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

DS!Shade: Um, make lemonade?

DS!Nightmare: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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DS!Nightmare: Now, DS!Cross, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?

DS!Blue: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

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DS!Blue: sharpens knife We've got ways of making people talk. DS!Blue: cuts piece of cake DS!Error: …Can I have some? DS!Blue: Cake is for talkers.

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DS!Shade: Do you take constructive criticism?

DS!Error: Not without crying

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DS!Shine: Are you a masochist or a sadist?

DS!Shade, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

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DS!Shade: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

DS!Dream: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

DS!Shade: Okay yeah thanks father, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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DS!Dream: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

DS!Shade: IT.

DS!Nightmare: Annabelle.

DS!Error: Paranormal Activity.

DS!Blue: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.