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"Herbert West--Rihanna--Mater"

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Damn, he was 20? And he already had a business and a band? That's that grindset.

Yeah that tracks

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We're goin' to ZOOD, BABY!

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Rhode Island's is coffee milk.

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He established himself as a protector and then played some real doofuses.

template by @shitpostingfornow in their lou characters post here

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This is for my 9.5 followers. Fuck ICE.

Hey! Can we get some love/attention for LUCE Immigrant Justice Network of Massachusetts?

As a current Mass resident, there have been so many ICE sightings in the state. If you think you see ICE in your neighborhood, please contact the LUCE hotline at 617-370-5023.

If you're multi-lingual, consider volunteering to be a hotline operator!

No less relevant than the last time I came across this

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I love the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum.

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Derby Square, my beloved. Though we met but once when I was barely a young man, the three books I purchased that day remain in my personal library.

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I was gonna say, he thinks it's gonna stop?

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I do not typically collect science fiction magazines, but this one is an obvious must-have for me. This cover art by David Martin is some of the most fun I have ever seen, from the cat galaxy to the mouse spaceship. 10000/10, no notes on this stupendous edition of Amazing Stories from 1991.

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Homestar Runner fans already know.

Biggest fandom pet peeve is when people just "ball" Riz,,,he's not just ball. Or a ball. He's THE Ball. Put some respect on his name. It doesn't matter if it makes no grammatical sense. It's not an article anymore that's PART of the nickname. Does that mean you have to make Fabian sound insane? Yes. He already sounds insane have you listened to him. "Thank you The Ball," he says, "oh wow that haircut suits you better The Ball," he says, "my dearest The Ball please come over to my house again and help me find my crystal charger I already cast Enhance Ability on myself Fox's Cunning isn't enough. Save me The Ball, save me!" and you just have to deal with that. Also this one's even more personal and specific but capitalise it!! Capitalise The Ball!! It's a name, I think it should be capitalised. My autocorrect already does and I think that's really funny. Read this post lightheartedly please I don't actually care

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okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time

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(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world

(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world

(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.

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I saw a video of a little boy miming conducting an orchestra and all of the comments were asking who he had been in a past life. I was way more curious about who he'd be in the future.

i get messages sayin 'i want to be the next chuck tingle' and yes this is flattering but buckaroo it is not the question. the question is: 'how can you be the next YOU?' the truth is there is nobody better at proving love in YOUR UNIQUE WAY than YOU can. you hold such incredible power. use it

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Cassandra's a commentator? I don't believe this.

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Smosh appreciation

I was totally expecting the Woke Mob to become a recurring bit, but I really do appreciate the restraint they've shown. It's such a good bit and it would only be diluted with a return.

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