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Mood

i’ve read a lot of colin x jamie fics where colin and jamie end up secretly dating, but most of the team isn’t surprised because of the way they had been acting around each other (which is probably how it would happen in canon tbh) but i want a fic where they keep it a secret so well that when they tell the team everyone is absolutely shocked and flabbergasted (in a supportive way, ofc)

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How do they not know the sacred texts?????? We must up our evangelizing efforts!! A copy of Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse for all!!!!

ken is just ken.

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Sus

christian talking about mason 😭

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JAMES CAMERON WILL PAY FOR THIS

Is this an April Fools joke?

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anne rice has been in the ground for nine whole months and they've already got louis and lestat rawdogging on tv did they greenlight that the second her heart stopped or what

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Missing him, that’s all.

A classic for your feeds

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Team ex theif all the way

Are you team "Benoit Blanc's husband Philip should be just some normal guy" or "Benoit Blanc's husband Philip should be someone involved in a former case?"

For what it's worth, I'm team normal guy. I hope they met in a grocery store, and making sourdough is the most exciting thing his husband has ever been involved in.

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Someone needs to make this happen, chop chop YALL get after it 🫡🫡

y'all are focusing on the wrong things

The question isn't how did Phillip and Blanc meet, while thats cute and all thats not the main concern.

The question we should be asking is how long they've been together. Personally it changes their vibes if they've been together since their 20's, versus meeting in their later years and have only been together for 5-10 years.

I would love to read a slowburn where they meet in their twenties at some type of baking show, become fast friends, develop feelings for each other but can't tell if the other it gay, some big confession followed by a time skip to their wedding day.

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we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

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regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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SAPPHO ALWAYS SLAPS QUEEN

My only two states

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Low key why does this go hard?

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Fr

this is all I could think about when it was on screen

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This is sus 🤨🤨🤨🤨 I mean what he doing with the head scratches?? Are they the ones the papers where on about???

Mason and Christian post match at the World Cup

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Ok thanks for the clarification bestie 💪💪💪

Are they trying to kill us because they are succeeding!