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also congratulations to riz for being The dragon killer of all time. kalvaxus and oisin's grandmother took that picture together thinking they were hot shit and little did they know centuries later they'd both get absolutely rocked by the same 4'4 goblin teenager with a briefcase and glasses. get fucked losers

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I just started watching Dimension 20’s Fantasy high, halfway through sophomore year, and I do want a fic where people realise just how used to being part of a group the bad kids are. For example-

-I fully believe every single one of them is used to Riz climbing them so he can see better. It’s usually Gorgug, but it’s happened to all of them at some point. They might hold out their arm for him to jump onto a counter, or so he can pin a clue to his board. Before they all sit at a table, at least one of them makes sure their 4’4 friend can jump onto the table.

-Every single one of them has also caught Adaine after she had a vision. Sometimes she can just shake them off, but the big ones make her falter in what she’s doing, which can be dangerous. It happened once in a fight, and now the people standing closest to her are always ready.

-Fabian doesn’t really recognise he has a blind spot with his eye injury, because the others immediately clocked it. But this also means they walk in between him and the road, in case some idiot mounts the curb. They keep an eye on anything to his right, shifting drinks and pushing chairs if they can tell his depth perception is a little off.

-Fig usually stands in the middle of the group to intimidate people into not messing with them, so it’s sort of become habit to just crowd around her. After the battle, if no one’s seriously hurt or anything, everyone just wanders over to Fig. At this point, Fig is always the first one to yell out after a fight, just so they can regroup.

-Gorgug is the go-to for lap-sits, leaning, anything to do with being physically supported by another persons body. His hoodie is soft, and his headphones are loud enough that you can kind of hear it if your leaning on him. His parents weren’t great with nonchalant physical contact, in case he was already upset, so he takes great joy in his friends not being scared to hug him for fun.

-Kristin has left her staff at every single house she could with the bad kids. She leaves her bag in classrooms, the library, the cafeteria. Whenever the group leave somewhere, they do a full scan, because Kristin has probably left something and they grab it for her. No one has any clue who her bag actually belongs to, because all of the bad kids have been seen carrying it around school several times.

The school at large know who the bad kids are, and the town recognise them, but they still don’t know why all of them double check a room before leaving, or collectively carry a small stool around with them. One student with a fantasy iron deficiency faints in class and Kristin catches her before she hits the ground. Once, Fig isn’t in school for a day and all the bad kids have this restless energy about them. It is not uncommon to see them on the field during lunch, curled up in a pile on Gorgug. One guy tries to surprise Fabian from the right and gets body checked by Adaine before it even registers.

It’s sort of uncomfortable for everyone to see any of them without the others, because it means a) the rest of them committed a crime, b) the rest of them are committing a crime, or c) the rest of them are about to run in and start planning to commit a crime. And no one wants to lose their plausible deniability here.

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Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian

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I guess egg on my face for wanting something.

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finding out that people either choose to be consumed by the rage god or die makes lucy frostblade all the more tragic to me. like jesus this kid had to decide between the fire that warmed her in the dark and death and she chose to die.

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yolanda badgood and lucy frostblade being cursed to wander a hell like afterlife because they refused to abandon their gods..... kristen saving them by refusing to abandon hers..... oh i love them all so much......

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her arms 🥹 his pits 🥹

So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???

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did eugenia shadow just heal every part of me or what

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my 10-step journey through ally clocking that people (Lucy, Yolanda) who refused resurrection via the nameless god of rage were marked and left for perma-dead:

1. YOOO WHEN THAT ADHD BRAIN COMES THROUGHHHH *GOD* ally what a SWISH

2. NODS FROM ESTEEMED SCHOLARLY PEERS SIOBHAN AND MURPH A BANNER DAY FOR CHAOS ALLY.

3. kay yolanda IS so cool and principled, rip that cool wise floaty lady who did not balk in the face of death

4. and LUCY so BRAVE just a KID sticking to her guns despite ALL her friends hitting the go button on rage-surrection!

5. haha ya, lucy was such a sweet and strong self-knowing person. she was so kind and soft.

6. lucy just … wanted to stay kind and soft.

7. … : / *sigh*

8. … : <

9. :((

10. ; ______ ; LUCY JUST WANTED TO STAY KIND AND SOFT

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fight fight fight fight!!!

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THAT WAS FOUR ROUNDS OF COMBAT.

There were lots of legendary actions and reactions and prepared actions but that was FOUR ROUNDS.

24 SECONDS plus a few minutes here and there to answer academic questions?

So IMAGINE that you transfer to a new school where your adventuring party just kills rats in the woods and then you’re the designated cleric for the popular kids in their Big Battle.

They’re crushing it. They’re unstoppable. It’s been 24 seconds of battle and they’ve obliterated every monster that appears. You lock eyes with their cleric, the Chosen One of your god who strayed from the light. Then you die.

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miscellaneous moments that fucked hard this episode:

Fig being referred to as an "angel fiend" UNPARALLELED. that goes so fucking hard

everything that the art department did. christ.

Ally being on a mission to give as much personality to that mimic as possible

"I know I'm beautiful but Jesus" from Fabian

Zac criting so many times that the only explanation is that god is real and loves him very much

Gorgug's "Sit down."

TECTONYA KARKOVNYA NAME DROP LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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“My… wonderful. absolutely reckless. unhinged. violent. wild. untameable. Bad. Kids” — the collective and simultaneous sob of hundreds of thousands of dropout subscribers quakes the earth — “Did we get that one? Great.”

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honestly it tracks so hard that adaine, the punchiest wizard ever, learned bigby’s hand and like, just *socked* a purple worm with it.

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Fantasy High: Junior Year Episode 3

Elven Oracle, ladies and gentlemen

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what brennan expected: riz running for class president

what brennan got: riz joining the owlbears

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man i *love* finding out what siobhan’s outfit is each week. she looked VITAL in that orange shirt a few weeks ago and her sweet-bratty bobby-pinned french braids are delighting me right now. just this vibrant and intentional femme hero-mind wearing her special things! siobhan’s palettes, patterns, and textures, a gift to all who witness!